Bird shat on me while I was waiting for my bus to school. Some received in my hair too
I was 20 minutes from residence, so I couldn’t only just quickly execute back home to clean my hair either :(
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In some cultures, it’s seem as a good luck sign
It's good luck
Atleast it missed your mouth & eyes!
That's good luck, friend!
The bus did arrive on time for once. It’s usually 5-10 minutes late
Lucky you
On my parents wedding day, my grandmother asked her son if there were anything she and Grandpa could do to get him to come home and call off the wedding. My dad told her she was a shithead of a mother for that. So, off she went to get her hair done since the event was taki...
I can confirm that I have not harassed any groom. If anyone has told the bird otherwise, I shall swiftly deliver appropriate punishment for deceiving it
Happened to me too, while I was outside on a field trip. All of it went in my hair, and I've got long hair. Fucking sucks.
 The bird probably
Well don’t cha’ know the bird was a “surfin bird “. And the bird is the word! The trashmen- 1962 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6qlGhONoXg&pp=ygULc3VyZmluIGJpcmQ%3D
Damn. I got surfed on
Hope more birds shit on you more often. Best of luck Some people cannot even walk and live a disabled life
Thank you. May the birds find all disabled people and give them the same luck they blessed me with
Time to play the lotto
I’m sure my future kids will be happy I did
dont worry youll get rich, you got chosen XD
Yeah I got that dumb human - 🐦
Hey, there’s no way you could’ve known I was dumb >:(
Shitty!
Call that bird shite ? What do you want a 'trigger warning'. Are you suffering PTSD ? Unless you've had a full fruit yoghurt upended directly on yer noggin, just get to school.
Omg you’re so cool and tough and strong. I want to hear your opinions on coffee with milk next and what it takes to be a real man