The dow must go over 50 thousand, no matter how many lives it takes.
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Just as Pam Bondi says, just look at the DOW, more important than the epstein files or the victims of US Terror.
You would think having a law degree would be a sign of wisdom.
It's wild how the market ticker gets treated like the real headline while actual people become background noise. If the DOW is green, suddenly every other story just fades away.
THE DOW IS AT 46 THOUSAND!
Your sacrifice can’t be remembered 🫡
That's the brutal part. These people get a brief mention, maybe a headline for a few hours, and then the conversation shifts right back to market numbers like nothing happened.
Lieutenant Dow Jones, may he rest in 10% OFF WHILE SUPPLIES LAST
Ouch, a little too close to my American ~~heart~~ ~~home~~ job.
This is a near perfect summary of The US
Poor Mike Wazowski
feels like a scene from a dystopian movie
I feel shame that I laughed. 😭
“I’m on the cover of a MAGAZINE!!!”
That’s bleak as hell, even in death the markets still gets top billing
Welcome to end-stage capitalism.
7 out 10 of the military voted Trump or didn't vote at all. This means there is a roughly 62% chance that four or five of those deceased soldiers voted for this, or couldn't be bothered to vote against this. Meaning odds are far better than not that dude with no name voted f...
The Dow hit a new record and we're supposed to clap while five families just got their loved ones' faces cropped out by a green number. Really puts the "value" in shareholder value.
5000 "marines" headed to Iran as we speak. To all carrying out illegal orders and warcrimes for the Axis of Epstein.
This is literally what they voted for. Except for Sgt. Dow Jones who only wanted his wife's boyfriend to be over 50,000.
I am not editing my comment but it's really, really, really fucked up and weird that you have to die to support a family in The United States of America. Your wife can't even vote after you die. https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/house-bill/22
We're no less brutal than the Aztecs performing ritual sacrifice to [Quetzalcoatl](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quetzalcoatl). Our god is the line God. When our god is happy, the line is green. When our god is mad, the line is red. We must do whatever we can to make the lin...
Damn this is accurate
On CBS as well.
>On CBS as well. I think you should take a closer look at that ss.
Don’t worry yall the president also sent them a $10 McDonald’s gift card
I realize your point, I empathize. However I knew three of the six here, and as much as you can I would prefer that their loss not be trivialized. MAJ O'Brian is the one with the name covered up. MAJ O'Brien was a smart guy doing a job, Nicole Amor had that quirky Minne...
Can't wait for it to dip below 43,500 —- what it was when Biden left
Dying for real life Farquad
late stage capitalism vibes
That soldier's name? Mike Wizowski
R.i.p Sgt. Dow Jones
This year's prestigious World Warlord Prize is awarded to...
Pour one out for Pvt. Dow Jones
Dying for the trump-Pedophile empire
The Dow... must flow....
rest in piss warmongers
I can't even come up with a joke. This shit is just so depressing.
But the DOW...
Ignore media. Live your life to the fullest without it.
The Christian right sure loves their money 💵
The does back in the toilet so now the pedos approval ratings are in the toilet too
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And to keep the peadophiles secrets Hidden
Hey man, he died for those stocks to fall like that
Why they look like they never had any proper army training? They could be my neighbours