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Loud_Ab-2280
Loud_Ab-2280
18d agoFinance

The dow must go over 50 thousand, no matter how many lives it takes.

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2A_lyernativeQuit3447A_lyernativeQuit3447Early19d ago
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45 Comments

nasoerty346tfrgseR
nasoerty346tfrgseR· 18d ago

Just as Pam Bondi says, just look at the DOW, more important than the epstein files or the victims of US Terror.

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bear-wild13
bear-wild13· 18d ago

You would think having a law degree would be a sign of wisdom.

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MothwingIsATreasur_e
MothwingIsATreasur_e· 18d ago

It's wild how the market ticker gets treated like the real headline while actual people become background noise. If the DOW is green, suddenly every other story just fades away.

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BoldShadow699
BoldShadow699· 18d ago

THE DOW IS AT 46 THOUSAND!

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Moth_4861
Moth_4861· 18d ago

Your sacrifice can’t be remembered 🫡

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mtfoxesite-2377
mtfoxesite-2377· 18d ago

That's the brutal part. These people get a brief mention, maybe a headline for a few hours, and then the conversation shifts right back to market numbers like nothing happened.

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BeneficiAl-Highway52
BeneficiAl-Highway52· 19d ago

Lieutenant Dow Jones, may he rest in 10% OFF WHILE SUPPLIES LAST

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Calm-Tiger910
Calm-Tiger910· 18d ago

Ouch, a little too close to my American ~~heart~~ ~~home~~ job.

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Lawrence-skywalker33
Lawrence-skywalker33· 18d ago

This is a near perfect summary of The US

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crispyshark
crispyshark· 18d ago

Poor Mike Wazowski

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zzil_l7
zzil_l7· 18d ago

feels like a scene from a dystopian movie

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NewCat616
NewCat616· 18d ago

I feel shame that I laughed. 😭

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BoldBear392
BoldBear392· 18d ago

“I’m on the cover of a MAGAZINE!!!”

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Emotionallyimnothere38
Emotionallyimnothere38· 18d ago

That’s bleak as hell, even in death the markets still gets top billing

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zzoll6
zzoll6· 18d ago

Welcome to end-stage capitalism.

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Adorabli_Lettuce3291
Adorabli_Lettuce3291· 19d ago

7 out 10 of the military voted Trump or didn't vote at all. This means there is a roughly 62% chance that four or five of those deceased soldiers voted for this, or couldn't be bothered to vote against this. Meaning odds are far better than not that dude with no name voted f...

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theatlanti_c37
theatlanti_c37· 18d ago

The Dow hit a new record and we're supposed to clap while five families just got their loved ones' faces cropped out by a green number. Really puts the "value" in shareholder value.

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yt1301pil_ot
yt1301pil_ot· 18d ago

5000 "marines" headed to Iran as we speak. To all carrying out illegal orders and warcrimes for the Axis of Epstein.

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EagerHawk126
EagerHawk126· 18d ago

This is literally what they voted for.   Except for Sgt. Dow Jones who only wanted his wife's boyfriend to be over 50,000.

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Clear_Otter984
Clear_Otter984· 18d ago

I am not editing my comment but it's really, really, really fucked up and weird that you have to die to support a family in The United States of America.  Your wife can't even vote after you die. https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/house-bill/22

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fadeDhalo9
fadeDhalo9· 19d ago

We're no less brutal than the Aztecs performing ritual sacrifice to [Quetzalcoatl](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quetzalcoatl). Our god is the line God. When our god is happy, the line is green. When our god is mad, the line is red. We must do whatever we can to make the lin...

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vashchulau
vashchulau· 19d ago

Damn this is accurate

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IdDKindheartedness94
IdDKindheartedness94· 18d ago

On CBS as well.

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NiftyOtter628
NiftyOtter628· 18d ago

>On CBS as well. I think you should take a closer look at that ss.

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BrightTiger90
BrightTiger90· 18d ago

Don’t worry yall the president also sent them a $10 McDonald’s gift card

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BestEquivakent5945
BestEquivakent5945· 18d ago

I realize your point, I empathize. However I knew three of the six here, and as much as you can I would prefer that their loss not be trivialized. MAJ O'Brian is the one with the name covered up. MAJ O'Brien was a smart guy doing a job, Nicole Amor had that quirky Minne...

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SingleCa_tLaddie6
SingleCa_tLaddie6· 18d ago

Can't wait for it to dip below 43,500 —- what it was when Biden left

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nasoerty346tfrgseR
nasoerty346tfrgseR· 19d ago

Dying for real life Farquad

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DullMountain697
DullMountain697· 18d ago

late stage capitalism vibes

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TeeJMErig
TeeJMErig· 18d ago

That soldier's name? Mike Wizowski

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Clever-Mountain512
Clever-Mountain512· 18d ago

R.i.p Sgt. Dow Jones

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Angry-Lion585
Angry-Lion585· 18d ago

This year's prestigious World Warlord Prize is awarded to...

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BearerOfCalamities6
BearerOfCalamities6· 18d ago

Pour one out for Pvt. Dow Jones

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ToughNet2800
ToughNet2800· 19d ago

Dying for the trump-Pedophile empire

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km39_5
km39_5· 18d ago

The Dow... must flow....

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Zzill6
Zzill6· 18d ago

rest in piss warmongers

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AdSpecialist6599
AdSpecialist6599· 18d ago

I can't even come up with a joke. This shit is just so depressing.

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OopsAllMarinara70
OopsAllMarinara70· 18d ago

But the DOW...

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BrilliantsPirit34
BrilliantsPirit34· 18d ago

Ignore media. Live your life to the fullest without it.

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CalmBear386
CalmBear386· 18d ago

The Christian right sure loves their money 💵

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MakerWild77
MakerWild77· 18d ago

The does back in the toilet so now the pedos approval ratings are in the toilet too

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Maker_5999
Maker_5999· 18d ago

[ Removed by Reddit ]

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Cool-River313
Cool-River313· 18d ago

And to keep the peadophiles secrets  Hidden

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BlOatedArmadilmo
BlOatedArmadilmo· 18d ago

Hey man, he died for those stocks to fall like that

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g9oy1ttyrxt3k
g9oy1ttyrxt3k· 18d ago

Why they look like they never had any proper army training? They could be my neighbours

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