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JewVoder1
JewVoder1
25d agoFinance

I was stunned after reading this one

“Shell out for my 3000 square feet of flooring for repayment when the house sells.” I don’t understand that there is anybody that could do this and if they did, there would have to be a incredibly solid contract in place before the flooring is provided.

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57 Comments

TeeJWerig
TeeJWerig· 24d ago

This reads drugged our tweaker

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Dragon_8060
Dragon_8060· 25d ago

I cannot imagine the shoddy install that will come of this. Installing flooring is labor-intensive and no one will want to do that without at least a partial upfront payment for labor.

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McPoylebrotherz
McPoylebrotherz· 24d ago

I see small claims court in their future.

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vendingmachin_esushii44
vendingmachin_esushii44· 25d ago

This will far exceed the approximate $15,000 maximum for small claims.

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Benefixial_team_791
Benefixial_team_791· 25d ago

This more seems like a sketchy deal than choosing beggar, I can see what they are asking for, it's sketchy but I get the logic of it.

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3qdntxwgmit97do1
3qdntxwgmit97do1· 25d ago

There are actual programs in real estate (Curbio is one) that do pre-sale loans for such cases. The problem? They have contracts that are tied to the sale and not shady agreements like this.

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Hadoq_elagic2
Hadoq_elagic2· 25d ago

I was just thinking this is a real thing to need to improve a house specifically for sale and like a construction loan you might not have all the cash to pay up front. Your solution is the right one. No need for the contractor to finance it.

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DASFUN_POLICe
DASFUN_POLICe· 25d ago

Yeah, I worked with GCs that will invoice work, and we roll it into the loan estimate. However, they want to see contracts and talk to the title companies to make sure escrow is opened. Also, they will put a mechanical lien on the property if payment doesn't come. Also if th...

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Fair-Owl330
Fair-Owl330· 24d ago

Listen I know what this place is worth, it just needs floors. I'm not trying to get bogged down with *terms* and *conditions* and *interest rates*.

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TeeHMerig67
TeeHMerig67· 25d ago

“Please do $1000’s of work/buy materials, to MAYBE get paid, IF it sells.” Good lord, at least make it a bit more enticing.

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TheAn_zus
TheAn_zus· 25d ago

This is when you offer cash back at closing to the buyer for flooring of their choice. Of course, it has to be enough to ACTUALLY buy flooring. Why they aren't do this? Well, they obviously plan on not paying someone.

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lazy-otter-290
lazy-otter-290· 24d ago

This reads ‘place a lien on my home to get your money back when I sell it years from now, sucka!’

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fadeDhalo9
fadeDhalo9· 25d ago

Comments. Must see the comment section.

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Brave_Penguin
Brave_Penguin· 25d ago

800 more contractors, ignoring the deal that she's trying to strike, just asking for business the regular way

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AhitatedEngine4933
AhitatedEngine4933· 24d ago

I mean as a contractor this deal is kinda mint, offer to do the flooring but put a lien on the house with the condition of sale. House sells and you get your money? Mint, if not you get the house win-win.

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Happy-Wolf448
Happy-Wolf448· 24d ago

You don't just get the house if you put a lien on it. The lien sits there until the house sells and then you get your money.

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marrymeodel_l
marrymeodel_l· 24d ago

3000 square feet of flooring and maybe they can get paid when the house sells? Holy shit, who would ever agree to this?

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Hidden_Samsquanche96
Hidden_Samsquanche96· 25d ago

Is this Kouri Richins trying to flip a house without any money????

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CalmBear48
CalmBear48· 24d ago

Sure. But I want security. Give me a first ranking lien on the property via a loan with the principal at 2x the works value at 750 over the cash rate and right to enforce after 90 days.

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Ok-Guord4867
Ok-Guord4867· 24d ago

Hey, whoa, whoa. We don't have to bring all this crazy legalese into this! Can't we just skip all that, for a friend? (Said by someone you met less than an hour ago)

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GreenEagle123
GreenEagle123· 24d ago

I see a lein in someone's future. Edit:spelling

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sPazticpat
sPazticpat· 24d ago

A contract in this case is not worth anything. They can cut and run quite easily once it sells. You would need to put a contractors's lien on the house before it sells to make sure you get paid. They can have all the contracts they want but all they have to do is sell the hous...

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CalmPhoenix666
CalmPhoenix666· 24d ago

I have so many questions 😭

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PreTty_Study_526
PreTty_Study_526· 25d ago

This doesn’t meet the definition of “choosing beggar” imo

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Crackanape
Crackanape· 24d ago

how could it not. he/she doesnt even want to pay for materials. just a pinky promise IF/when the house sells

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GiddyPhoenix451
GiddyPhoenix451· 24d ago

Excuse me, you own a 3000sq ft house and don’t have money for flooring? Smells like bad money management

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JUstin_Godfrey
JUstin_Godfrey· 25d ago

Ehh, that part I can understand kind of, went through similar thing (not asking for free labor and flooring lol) but had my fathers house after he suddenly died, had to sell it quick etc. So, not defending post but he might not actually own the house in that sense.

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Inner_Chamistry8971
Inner_Chamistry8971· 25d ago

Too funny. How about they go to a credit union and get a flooring loan ?

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AdSpecialisT6598
AdSpecialisT6598· 24d ago

It'd probably sell as is if they just list it as is and let the buyer choose/finance finishes.

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Happy-Fox388
Happy-Fox388· 24d ago

My beautiful huge home but i cant afford $1500 in flooring .peeps be crazy

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FrogLazy76
FrogLazy76· 24d ago

Humans never fail to amaze me with their audacity 😮‍💨

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Ka_rmasLittleBitch26
Ka_rmasLittleBitch26· 24d ago

I mean they're offering to do a contract for payment with interest once it sells. Probably just ghost you

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Ka_rmasLittleBitch26
Ka_rmasLittleBitch26· 24d ago

That's a HAAAARD pass.

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Dragon_8060
Dragon_8060· 24d ago

No money up front? Wow, who wouldn't take THAT deal!!

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tigersmHs07
tigersmHs07· 24d ago

What is the upside for the person fronting this flooring and possible labour. Why would anyone even consider this?

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fadedtiger3602
fadedtiger3602· 24d ago

That is thousands of dollars worth of flooring. Just sell the house priced to accommodate for the buyer having to put in the flooring. Do they expect someone to give them thousands of dollars worth of flooring and then also install it, "if they can do it well and quickly?"

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ProfessOr66
ProfessOr66· 25d ago

Yeah, this was in my local community group. B*tch is off her rocker.

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SubwayHero2Ever
SubwayHero2Ever· 25d ago

Oh please, please do tell us about the comments!

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WestErnCup7603
WestErnCup7603· 24d ago

I pulled it from the same group. I was scrolling and couldn’t believe what I read. I thought it was a joke, at first.

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BerrYBoilu
BerrYBoilu· 24d ago

Also I'm not too picky about the flooring materials, but laminate, wood, tile, AND/OR carpet!! Lmao

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Clever_Dragon864
Clever_Dragon864· 25d ago

I DO have someone who can do the labor but I prefer YOU, random stranger, do it instead!

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EagerCat793
EagerCat793· 25d ago

I actually understand the idea behind it, but the way they are asking is beyond comprehension. My handyman would do that deal but i've known him for 20 years and even then, he might have a written contract involved

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fuzzY-squirrel-2195
fuzzY-squirrel-2195· 25d ago

I did this with sliding glass doors that needed to be replaced before my house closed. The real estate company handled everything and they got paid extra at closing. There was slight condensation inside the panes that passed inspection upon purchase but didn’t pass when I sold...

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Calm_Cat
Calm_Cat· 24d ago

Classic

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HovarcraftMotoR9408
HovarcraftMotoR9408· 25d ago

They need to just paint the floors with sealant and sell it as is.

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BearBright30
BearBright30· 24d ago

That brick wall was probably nice before someone painted all over it.

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honEstlydeodass
honEstlydeodass· 25d ago

Payment with unspecified interest rate when (if) it sells. What a deal.

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ccacCus
ccacCus· 25d ago

That reminds me of the temp job i had at Lennox and they were not paying me any of my paychecks week after week and month after month.  Nb i did take care of that nonsense.

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AUntieRuper_t
AUntieRuper_t· 25d ago

This has an episode of judge judy written all over it

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Stockadhesiveness191
Stockadhesiveness191· 24d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Sanor_Diablo65
Sanor_Diablo65· 24d ago

He wants it done well, quick, and free?? Impossible. „We offer three kinds of service here: good, fast, and cheap. But you can only pick up to two at a time, so choose wisely.“

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phoenix8037
phoenix8037· 24d ago

What could possibly go wrong?!

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rainwind
rainwind· 24d ago

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BadgerBold48
BadgerBold48· 25d ago

This is not an unusual request. Plenty of contractors work with realtors to prepare homes for sale, and get paid, with interest, out of escrow.

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foxoticRv
foxoticRv· 24d ago

How is this a CB? The person is offering a contract and portion of the sale. Sounds like a business deal to me.

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sully211
sully211· 25d ago

You’re absolutely the kind of person they’re looking for to do the job

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