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MasterEthan14
MasterEthan14
10d agoFood/Dining

his friends realize he's on a diet

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rojapaws
rojapaws· 10d ago

“Not today Jimmy. Remember what we said about calorie limits and your heart condition?”

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CombinatiomGreen8981
CombinatiomGreen8981· 10d ago

![gif](giphy|Vzei5Qb3TJQ1bdEQ8r)

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SloaNe_3415
SloaNe_3415· 10d ago

This is what having concerned friends looks like in the wild

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Virhhia
Virhhia· 10d ago

"Fish are friends, not food."

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AlteRnative_Rate7475
AlteRnative_Rate7475· 11d ago

beat me to it

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MakerWild77
MakerWild77· 10d ago

What the fuck is this overcrowded animal prison? No foliage, no shade, concrete everything and a shitty little square pool for 30-40 massive reptiles

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Calm-Raven278
Calm-Raven278· 10d ago

https://preview.redd.it/ged170p7npog1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c882ffb101e61317ebf6cfec6a3655a0c62c475b Gators crowd when they sunbathe. That’s just how they are. Edit: Crocs too.

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the-Stick23
the-Stick23· 10d ago

Repitles have basically two settings getting warm in the sun and cooling off which in this case go into water. If you look at the dry or early wet season you'd see a similar amount of crowding and if they all get enough meat their fine with sitting with each other.

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Calm_SignifIcance139
Calm_SignifIcance139· 11d ago

“Your mercury levels are too high and your cholesterol is through the roof! We are just looking out for your health, Buddy. Now get in the pool and do laps. And don’t you dare snap at us.”

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PepeH_ackeR
PepeH_ackeR· 11d ago

They are so alarmingly dumb.. but will and have outlasted humans. Maybe we're the fuckin dumdums..

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dollstreal97
dollstreal97· 10d ago

![gif](giphy|eh7nOwlu16eq7mXd0b|downsized)

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FairWhale469
FairWhale469· 10d ago

Bob, not today bob. You said you gonna drop the fat

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Emerhency_Pepper3537
Emerhency_Pepper3537· 11d ago

Croc block

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1ifebyjey
1ifebyjey· 10d ago

Friends helping another friend avoid empty carbs.

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DepententPeanut1309
DepententPeanut1309· 10d ago

![gif](giphy|xEZYzUvwswcyk)

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Normal_Corner-2974
Normal_Corner-2974· 10d ago

i dont know if i should feel bad for the fish or for crocky for not having a lunch

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Mad-Cat732
Mad-Cat732· 10d ago

Yeah they did, years ago. That shit is old

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LynxQuiet79
LynxQuiet79· 10d ago

Quite but I don't get the relation of needing to mention if.

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Brave_Dog
Brave_Dog· 10d ago

Good way to explain the universe to preschoolers

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471z5-y6v7
471z5-y6v7· 10d ago

FISH ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD TIM

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ThePaulAtreidess1
ThePaulAtreidess1· 11d ago

If you eat that fish you can't model for flat fuck Friday

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DirtyGevKo27
DirtyGevKo27· 10d ago

My wife pushing me away from the cookie jar.

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Dark_River880
Dark_River880· 10d ago

COD BLOCK

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Glad_Raven360
Glad_Raven360· 10d ago

Cod blocked by his friends

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JustunGodfrey
JustunGodfrey· 10d ago

https://i.redd.it/ilpg10ozdzog1.gif

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LivelyTiger2396
LivelyTiger2396· 11d ago

![gif](giphy|Le5eHA05wkYCs)

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wiRedmagazine38
wiRedmagazine38· 11d ago

Reminds me of a video I saw of them throwing raw chickens into a crowd of alligators and one bit the leg of another and spun around and removed his arm like it was nothing. Other alligator didn't even react.

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DeliCious-Ad4799
DeliCious-Ad4799· 10d ago

is this ai?

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InvestmentLong2_362
InvestmentLong2_362· 10d ago

I pretty sure i saw this video before ai .

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twdVermont8
twdVermont8· 10d ago

I have some suspicions. The hand at the beginning is weird

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