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SubJect_Goat2122
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Hitting faculty up for donations when you stiffed them for raises….

It’s a special kind of arrogance when a university president doesn’t hand over faculty raises for multiple years, but announces a fresh effort to solicit private donations from the faculty to support university initiatives…

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62 Comments

Quick_Rooster57639
Quick_Rooster57639· 21d ago

Those emails get deleted instantly.

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CleverEagle2561
CleverEagle2561· 22d ago

Mark them as spam

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Public-Water4780
Public-Water4780· 21d ago

I first laugh to myself and say WTF out loudly. Then shake my head side to side while deleting it.

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New-Bird990
New-Bird990· 21d ago

I filter them into a folder of their own so I can delete them at my leisure.

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Slight_ShIgt_9119
Slight_ShIgt_9119· 22d ago

Yeah, I have not worked for Purdue for over a decade, but have received solicitations for donations which reflect a fundamental misunderstanding of the kind of relationship we have.

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5v9kc_x78y2ks
5v9kc_x78y2ks· 21d ago

Agreed, but I feel this way about ANY soliciation from my employer for money: you guys already don't pay me what I'd make in industry, the delta between my industry salary and my current salary is as much of a donation to you that I'm willing to make.

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Impressiwe_Yak-7449
Impressiwe_Yak-7449· 22d ago

Hear hear. Why the f are they fundraising off of us?! I guess I can answer my own question because some of my colleagues donate.

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elxXip
elxXip· 22d ago

I'm not saying you should donate to your university (or any university), but this statement is asinine: >you guys already don't pay me what I'd make in industry, the delta between my industry salary and my current salary is as much of a donation to you that I'm willing to ...

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SamPark
SamPark· 22d ago

Hey, a new tax write-off! ;)

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MDs2135
MDs2135· 21d ago

Our development office sent out a “remember us in your estate planning!” email to faculty — right at the height of the first wave of COVID. I guess they wanted to get in on the action in case we all succumbed to the plague.

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CTK_76
CTK_76· 22d ago

God imagine getting paid enough to merit estate planning

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AngryBadger982
AngryBadger982· 21d ago

I once put a dime in an envelope and submitted that as my contribution. I also asked for a tax receipt. 'We don't give out tax receipts for amounts under x' 'ok, then take the dime downtown and see if you can buy some class' They don't bother me any more.

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rapid-ghost7959
rapid-ghost7959· 22d ago

You win the thread

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Eager-Bird555
Eager-Bird555· 21d ago

My plan is to give a single penny if I ever get a solicitation letter. Ever since an ex of mine graduated and got an envelope while working minimum wage I've been waiting for one addressed to me. Even have the penny set aside for it. Sadly I still haven't gotten to send it o...

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Ka_rmasLittleBitch26
Ka_rmasLittleBitch26· 21d ago

This happened at my community college. The former president had a pet cause that was going to cost a lot of money. A lot of students actually shared the cause, so the cause itself wasn't the problem. But the president actually sent an email to faculty (not sure if classified s...

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BlueOtter9790
BlueOtter9790· 22d ago

A million years ago when I was in college, my sorority’s mother ship decided to build itself a fancy new headquarters that was basically a mansion. And then when they figured out they couldn’t afford it, they started asking all of the chapters to run fundraisers to contribute ...

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com0padr_es
com0padr_es· 21d ago

...what was the cause?

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Repulsive_Body_9136
Repulsive_Body_9136· 21d ago

The reason for this is data manipulation. Colleges supposedly get better ranking if their employees donates. Cruel metric as better schools pay more, making it theoretically easier to donate.

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The-QoOrs
The-QoOrs· 22d ago

At one point, back in our dark days, someone in the admin donated $5 in each faculty member’s name (we had like 50 faculty, so not a huge amount) only so they could say we had 100% participation.

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LowAdministratoon238
LowAdministratoon238· 21d ago

That probably makes the metric more valuable, a lagging indicator of faculty satisfaction.

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notanononoN
notanononoN· 21d ago

Long-time (decades) standard operating procedure here over multiple presidents. Now they have started creaming 4-6% off the top of any donation to subsidize general administration. I'm guessing that is headed for 10% over the next five years as the ship slowly sinks beneath th...

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TeiJMerIg
TeiJMerIg· 21d ago

But wait, there's more! On top of the unpaid labor they expect of you in general, you also get explicit invitations to volunteer for student move-in, parents' weekend, big game days, or graduation week family events! So many ways to "give back to the community"!

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ChucoTe_aCher
ChucoTe_aCher· 21d ago

C’mon man, we’ll give you a school tshirt and landyard! Don’t you want to show your school pride!? #GoTeam

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Dulk-Artichoke-2313
Dulk-Artichoke-2313· 22d ago

After a devastating natural disaster took my home, the university solicited donations from me and other faculty for a fund to support victims of the natural disaster--after denying me any benefits from said fund.

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Justin_Godfrey55
Justin_Godfrey55· 21d ago

Oof, that's worse than my example, where I got a solicitation to donate to fund my own position!

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CrispTiger1245
CrispTiger1245· 21d ago

The audacity is honestly impressive. Like you already take the difference between what I'm worth and what you pay me. Consider that my donation. Delete and move on every time.

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RatSpicy53
RatSpicy53· 21d ago

I think it’s outrageous regardless of whether or not faculty get raises. Employers asking for handouts from employees is absolutely disgusting.

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2g64ae3a-wi7hf
2g64ae3a-wi7hf· 21d ago

One year, they called my cell phone to ask for donations. The caller ID was from the university, so I assume it was some kind of emergency. I told them to remove me from the list (which I guess they did because it never happened again).

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ApAtheticDog
ApAtheticDog· 21d ago

This is illegal some places, and should be everywhere

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2o1v77ix_ek62
2o1v77ix_ek62· 21d ago

The last time we downsized they announced cuts to 10% of the faculty on a Friday, and on Monday I found a solicitation for the university’s general fund the next Monday. Not great timing

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No_CaulifloWer1226
No_CaulifloWer1226· 21d ago

it's like, read the room bro

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McPoylebrotherz
McPoylebrotherz· 22d ago

I got one in my campus mailbox while I was a grad student.

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Exciting_Will6255
Exciting_Will6255· 21d ago

Why would anyone anywhere at any job give their employer money?

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jgbyq3_sjakcdc5
jgbyq3_sjakcdc5· 21d ago

Every year for years and years. lol.

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SuMmerN8
SuMmerN8· 22d ago

Oh man our administration took a big professional development day to reveal their latest master plan: a scholarship totally funded by faculty donations. That semester we got like five different emails reminding us how important the success of this scholarship was, and how we ...

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Beekier_t
Beekier_t· 21d ago

I mean, they hit up graduates for donations after jacking up tuition, increasing class sizes, and charging them fees for facilities that will be built in the future. So, by contrast, asking professors for donations doesn't seem quite so outlandish, does it?

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KeenFalcon3440
KeenFalcon3440· 21d ago

My “favorite” fundraiser was when my grad school dept. at a large state university hit up its members, including the grad students, to fund the new break room microwave. They couldn’t use state funds for that. Somehow, I can’t see this happening under our current chair, who do...

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PepeH_ackeR
PepeH_ackeR· 22d ago

...thank goodness this is something I am too European to understand

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SubJect_Goat2122
SubJect_Goat2122· 21d ago

it's the equivalent of mayonnaise on fries for us, perhaps this helps

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BrilliantsPirit34
BrilliantsPirit34· 21d ago

John Mulaney (a former student rather than faculty, granted) [hits the bullseye on this issue](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vEYx0XC8Nag).

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rojapaws
rojapaws· 21d ago

Ha ha... This is on point . Thanks for sharing.

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ChucoTe_aCher
ChucoTe_aCher· 21d ago

Retired now but that exact thing happened at our school. University wide all hands meeting (faculty and staff) and we expected announcement of raises. But the president asked everyone to pledge to the foundation. I was so mad. Interesting that it happens all over.

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aver_yR1993
aver_yR1993· 21d ago

“We need to make it to 100% for the United Way! What will we do it we can’t color the thermometer all the way?!” So they want to tax my earnings that I donate for their tax write off? Kick Rocks University

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UpperBrief680
UpperBrief680· 21d ago

Our former dean liked to brag about faculty participation so he could see WHO gave money but not how much. We all reduced our donations drastically.

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97j9818tkgca
97j9818tkgca· 21d ago

The only time this worked on me is when our dean stood up & said he'd like a donation of $1 from each faculty member, to the college scholarship fund, so he could approach oue donors & show our faculty fully support our mission. He did exactly that & got a ton of l...

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1stking5_09
1stking5_09· 21d ago

I always joke that I’m going to pledge a percentage of that year’s merit raise (which have only been granted a few times during my tenure).

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picofdoria_ngray7
picofdoria_ngray7· 21d ago

It always cracks me up when my university solicits donations from faculty. Like, hey guys, you seem to misunderstand our relationship here. I trade my labor for your cash. Why would I give some of it back? That would be like taking a voluntary paycut.

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raven386
raven386· 22d ago

Yeah and even makes departments and schools compete with each other to see who donates the most. Blech!

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MakerWild77
MakerWild77· 21d ago

My university requires some staff to crowd fund their salaries and benefits. They have a crowd funding platform that people seeking donations use twice a year. Imagine wondering every 6 months if your contract will continue. UC Berkeley, btw.

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HR_Vex
HR_Vex· 21d ago

The Human Fund ...money for people

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RMR12_6
RMR12_6· 22d ago

Easy solution: give me a raise, and I will donate 50% of the additional funds over a period of three days. Take it out of my surplus value, bourgeioisiieiieoie swine.

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6vmjru1rcrb8
6vmjru1rcrb8· 21d ago

Yeah that's shameless

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RowDyRich23
RowDyRich23· 21d ago

It's common. Happens to us all the time.

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Tomeblanco_923
Tomeblanco_923· 21d ago

Yeah we have a ... well I won't say the name exactly. But every year, around now. They EMPLOY me. Give back? When we haven't had a raise?

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AlexKim
AlexKim· 22d ago

I got a bold new variant today: a university wide email asking for stem cell donors because an alum, or a relative, or someone, needs them. My only regret is I'm too ancient for them to want my cells so I never got the chance to tell them to go to hell. :(

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DeepLion398
DeepLion398· 22d ago

Our current president at least gets us raises most years. I’m at a community college and we get foundation emails pretty regularly. Delete. Mark as spam and eventually they automatically delete. Why the fuck would I give money back so they can funnel it to athletics nobody g...

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Troumbomb_73
Troumbomb_73· 21d ago

They did this at a Milwaukee, WI R1 that I was formerly at. Hell no.

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Cariful_Line_2024
Cariful_Line_2024· 21d ago

To quote Nancy Reagan: "Just say no."

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Ech_oOfOppEnheimer
Ech_oOfOppEnheimer· 21d ago

Even though our foundation touts having a program for students in need, we've had problems with our foundation being really stingy when I send students for assistance. I once personally went to meet with the director of the foundation to advocate for a student. The foundation...

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LuverOfAllThimgs14
LuverOfAllThimgs14· 22d ago

Arrogance or just a financially troubled institution continuing to cut corners? Not supporting it but it doesn't surprise me that an institution that can't afford raises might also be looking for donations. Seems pretty congruent.

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Ok_Dedign_6841
Ok_Dedign_6841· 22d ago

Even state schools do this bullshit.

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