was in a uber last night.
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Sometimes I envy the deaf.
if he’s not actually deaf, is it a pro move or no? could go either way imo.
how would you ask him to do any of this stuff unless you don’t know sign language?
if you speak slowly driver might be able to lip read in the mirror
His ear is trained to hear only these simple commands.
Well, you certainly wouldn’t shout at him.
My brain processed deaf as blind initially and I went. - "is he allowed to do that?" O.o
Only if the driver has a guide dog in the front passenger seat.

I had a driver who used it who was definitely not deaf lol. His bio on the app just said “introvert”. Which is a total vibe.
I'd just scream "oh my god, lookout!!" randomly during the trip to see if he's a filthy liar or not.
Better yet, come onto him/her in the most filthy, perverted manner you can come up with.
They can see you do this
The last time I did a ride the man was mocking me the entire time and being extremely hostile. He was feigning asl and speaking in a way that mocked my way of speaking , kept tapping my shoulder to look at him while I was driving and made me stop at 7 eleven without paying. He...
I'm assuming you're deaf or hoh?
See the thing is he ain’t deaf. He just doesn’t wanna talk to you. That’s why he didn’t include instructions as to how you can communicate with him unless you infer that you can do so through the app
i wonder if he gets better tips.
Yes….?
“I want to make the rider as enjoyable as possible” 🧐🤔
I, a non deaf person, have thought about doing this. I think it would elicit more tips and stop all meaningless conversations. Win/win
Elicit, not illicit.
Faking a disability to exploit people for more money? Do you also take money from the cancer jar at the cash register?
it backfired on me a few times had a middle aged lady bark out loudly as she got in "are you deaf!!!"
Mine reads...get in and get the Fu&k out
Fuandk? Fuetk? Fuyk?
Jeff heard every word you said
Joseph…
DId you say bye at the end and he said "Have a good night.". I highly doubt he is deaf. He just doesn't want to talk to you.
I was in one that had a blind person I’m sure he gets lots of tips
Did his dog bark once for right, twice for left and growl to brake?
Probably does it to avoid conversation. I rather just not talk at all during the trip
that’s a total maverick move. except for the “don’t hesitate to ask me anything” part. It’s sort of a tell.
I'm sure it was very quiet
This is not your story. Seen this posted a couple years ago by the actual OP
I have some issues that cause me to be unable to speak sometimes and had a deaf driver the other day. Dude, the look on both of our faces when we realized we just had the like, most compatible issues was great lmao
just act deaf and they leave you alone
Wouldn’t it be awesome if he was lying to not make conversation?
Probably another passenger put it there. No driver would write it like that.