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jMh215
jMh215
18d agoAuto/Transport

was in a uber last night.

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Starlight-DuBlanc92
Starlight-DuBlanc92· 19d ago

Sometimes I envy the deaf.

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toddp_32
toddp_32· 18d ago

if he’s not actually deaf, is it a pro move or no? could go either way imo.

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OtterSmooth17
OtterSmooth17· 18d ago

how would you ask him to do any of this stuff unless you don’t know sign language?

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RealiStic_View_3745
RealiStic_View_3745· 19d ago

if you speak slowly driver might be able to lip read in the mirror

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Loud_Ad-2280
Loud_Ad-2280· 19d ago

His ear is trained to hear only these simple commands.

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New-Bird990
New-Bird990· 18d ago

Well, you certainly wouldn’t shout at him.

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Bright_Fox327
Bright_Fox327· 19d ago

My brain processed deaf as blind initially and I went. - "is he allowed to do that?" O.o

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DASFUN_POLICe
DASFUN_POLICe· 18d ago

Only if the driver has a guide dog in the front passenger seat.

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BlueOtter9790
BlueOtter9790· 18d ago

![gif](giphy|4IzOgM1bfOe6k)

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notanononoN
notanononoN· 18d ago

I had a driver who used it who was definitely not deaf lol. His bio on the app just said “introvert”. Which is a total vibe.

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aFscme_
aFscme_· 18d ago

I'd just scream "oh my god, lookout!!" randomly during the trip to see if he's a filthy liar or not.

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mAnintheredroom
mAnintheredroom· 18d ago

Better yet, come onto him/her in the most filthy, perverted manner you can come up with.

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Large_Welcome4419
Large_Welcome4419· 18d ago

They can see you do this

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flitchY_45-
flitchY_45-· 19d ago

The last time I did a ride the man was mocking me the entire time and being extremely hostile. He was feigning asl and speaking in a way that mocked my way of speaking , kept tapping my shoulder to look at him while I was driving and made me stop at 7 eleven without paying. He...

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BoldShadow699
BoldShadow699· 18d ago

I'm assuming you're deaf or hoh?

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wEwiolrcy
wEwiolrcy· 18d ago

See the thing is he ain’t deaf. He just doesn’t wanna talk to you. That’s why he didn’t include instructions as to how you can communicate with him unless you infer that you can do so through the app

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CalmDog226
CalmDog226· 18d ago

i wonder if he gets better tips.

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SubJect_Goat2122
SubJect_Goat2122· 18d ago

Yes….?

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Robot_1885
Robot_1885· 19d ago

“I want to make the rider as enjoyable as possible” 🧐🤔

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Quick_Badger65
Quick_Badger65· 18d ago

I, a non deaf person, have thought about doing this. I think it would elicit more tips and stop all meaningless conversations. Win/win

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ChipmunkOk1538
ChipmunkOk1538· 19d ago

Elicit, not illicit.

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Ok-Guord4867
Ok-Guord4867· 18d ago

Faking a disability to exploit people for more money? Do you also take money from the cancer jar at the cash register?

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MissingLinl101
MissingLinl101· 18d ago

it backfired on me a few times had a middle aged lady bark out loudly as she got in "are you deaf!!!"

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AdSpecialist6599
AdSpecialist6599· 18d ago

Mine reads...get in and get the Fu&k out

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marrymeodel_l
marrymeodel_l· 18d ago

Fuandk? Fuetk? Fuyk?

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deadeNd_exe
deadeNd_exe· 19d ago

Jeff heard every word you said

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Eager_Cat138
Eager_Cat138· 19d ago

Joseph…

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laijU505
laijU505· 18d ago

DId you say bye at the end and he said "Have a good night.". I highly doubt he is deaf. He just doesn't want to talk to you.

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ahAsian75
ahAsian75· 19d ago

I was in one that had a blind person I’m sure he gets lots of tips

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Ontique_Gur8893
Ontique_Gur8893· 18d ago

Did his dog bark once for right, twice for left and growl to brake?

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DeepLion398
DeepLion398· 18d ago

Probably does it to avoid conversation. I rather just not talk at all during the trip

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PeterThetruthSeekar
PeterThetruthSeekar· 18d ago

that’s a total maverick move. except for the “don’t hesitate to ask me anything” part. It’s sort of a tell.

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I_MicrowaveSteak72
I_MicrowaveSteak72· 18d ago

I'm sure it was very quiet

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L_KKRGrandCRoss
L_KKRGrandCRoss· 18d ago

This is not your story. Seen this posted a couple years ago by the actual OP

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ToughNet2800
ToughNet2800· 18d ago

I have some issues that cause me to be unable to speak sometimes and had a deaf driver the other day. Dude, the look on both of our faces when we realized we just had the like, most compatible issues was great lmao

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SilentSlug_207
SilentSlug_207· 18d ago

just act deaf and they leave you alone

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APprehensiveBat3188
APprehensiveBat3188· 18d ago

Wouldn’t it be awesome if he was lying to not make conversation?

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zx_ill6
zx_ill6· 18d ago

Probably another passenger put it there. No driver would write it like that.

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