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With neural implants, we are most likely close to a "Sleep Now" switch for the human brain.

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BeautIful-Lusten6893
BeautIful-Lusten6893· 25d ago

As long as it works like windows,  “update and shut down?”  “Yes” “Okay, will restart after updating”

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mds1
mds1· 25d ago

I don't know how serious you're being, but there is a reason it does a restart here. Part of the updates can only be applied after a restart. So instead of: `Update pt1 -> Shut Down -> (wait for power on) -> Update pt2 -> Ready` The "update and shut down" option ...

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Right_Asite6214
Right_Asite6214· 25d ago

Don't even joke about the idea that Microsoft should be allowed anywhere near a persons brain. It's a horrible idea to run Microsoft Software on a billboard let alone something that is life or death.

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FalconKeen50
FalconKeen50· 25d ago

Considering how sleeping is not just brain but neural across your body and also hormonal it scares me what kind of pseudo-sleep state we'd experience with this.

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DarkMountain701
DarkMountain701· 25d ago

Rick and Morty covered this already

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usetOday
usetOday· 25d ago

We know what that is: sleep walking. Brain goes night night body goes about its business. The opposite of sleep paralysis (body goes night night and brain is stuck screaming at it to wake up).

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JeElyPiexe
JeElyPiexe· 25d ago

Then they start remotely putting you in sleep.mode if you are suspected of a crime or are behind on some subscription or loan.

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Banker_6021
Banker_6021· 26d ago

minority report type thing.

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CrispFalcon6450
CrispFalcon6450· 26d ago

Now cue the dream adds.

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COmmunicationIcy744_3
COmmunicationIcy744_3· 26d ago

Or force you to watch unskippable adverts in order to continue your subscription to iLive ^TM

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TeMporary-Lond-8442
TeMporary-Lond-8442· 25d ago

not really, we aren't really close to anything with neural implants I think. And you'd need to get a specific "sleep now" implant for sure.

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picofdoria_ngray7
picofdoria_ngray7· 25d ago

Your sleep is coming, you can skip this ad in 5 seconds.

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improbsable68
improbsable68· 25d ago

We do have a "sleep now" button with a proper hit in the head, but the "awake button" may not work afterwards.

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SuMmerN8
SuMmerN8· 25d ago

Yeah, all of them are output based. As in they amplify your brainwaves for a device you're wearing. Lots of medical applications but we're nowhere near having an implant control your behavior.

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ExoticAttituDa7
ExoticAttituDa7· 25d ago

Yeah but how do you flip it back once you’re sleeping? Set a timer I guess

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Quick_Badger65
Quick_Badger65· 25d ago

I would think there would also be immutable fallbacks that function by a deadman’s switch principle. Like for example a module that is physically read only and initiate a wake up sequence if time_elapsed > 8 hours or no suppression signal is received. So basically think of ...

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No_HunkEt_1176
No_HunkEt_1176· 25d ago

OS glitched, timer failed, enjoy your coma.

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CombProhessional434
CombProhessional434· 25d ago

[It's not so bad](https://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/gifs/adventure-time-BMO-changing-batteries-falls-backwards-1382477120j.gif).

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Bright_Lion28
Bright_Lion28· 25d ago

The past few years have reaffirmed my position on trusting anyone enough to get that sort of implant. The whole "mark of the beast" thing is eh, I get the concern for security on them, but I wouldn't worry too much. But leaving any opportunity for the elite to have access to s...

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Deep-Dragon49
Deep-Dragon49· 25d ago

I think the most likely is the company goes bankrupt and it loses a ton of features which used cloud services

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zzoll6
zzoll6· 26d ago

I'm not letting them put anything in my brain boss.

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Main_Bother1026
Main_Bother1026· 25d ago

You only think you have a choice. But soon you won't have to worry about making silly decisions. It will all be done for you based on our AI's best insights.

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FalconKeen50
FalconKeen50· 26d ago

Elon’s cob job has only succeeded in making sleep forever switches, and cognitive mute buttons. I’m sure they will figure it out before they try to sell it to everyone right?

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FalconNeat56
FalconNeat56· 26d ago

Based on the animal research results, there's certainly a "sleep forever" mode.

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NewCat616
NewCat616· 25d ago

My girlfriend has this skill built in. She can literally be seemingly wide awake, decide to go to sleep, two minutes later I hear the sleep breaths.

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AgitatedEngine4931
AgitatedEngine4931· 25d ago

You have unfinished tasks and someone else is still using you are you sure you want to shut down?

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D_emmamom
D_emmamom· 25d ago

I've read Lathe of Heaven... I think I'm good on that

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tHehomelessr0montic
tHehomelessr0montic· 25d ago

The brain is fragile and when it "breaks", the downside is death. "Modern medicine" dealing with epilepsy and the many associated seizure types - We can attempt to treat with diet changes, drugs, treat with the removal of brain tissue, treat with a small number of implant devi...

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Fi_ranka
Fi_ranka· 25d ago

After seeing how *quickly* AI has gotten corrupt and weird with surveillance the minute a corrupt government is in power, you won’t ever see me trusting some billionaire CEO to put anything in my brain

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Dense-welcome7158
Dense-welcome7158· 25d ago

Oh sure you can have a sleep now button with todays technology as well. Neither current nor future version comes with a wake back up functionality though

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ASpranr
ASpranr· 26d ago

So, general anaesthesia but with a terms of service agreement and an over-the-air update schedule.

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vIctorubus
vIctorubus· 25d ago

They already have that in propolfil. One injection and you'll be asked to count from one to ten-you MIGHT make it to one.

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Bold-Wolf10
Bold-Wolf10· 25d ago

I got to five on the last one. Lots of surgeries though

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CalmMoose972
CalmMoose972· 26d ago

No thanks, no one’s going to convince me that couldn’t be triggered by someone else. Maybe not for a coma, but don’t really want anyone having the ability to put me out at an inconvenient time, even if it’s just accidental signals getting crossed.

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Bright_Dragon273
Bright_Dragon273· 26d ago

No thanks, no one’s going to convince me that couldn’t be triggered by someone else. Maybe not for a coma, but don’t really want anyone having the ability to put me out at an inconvenient time, even if it’s just accidental signals getting crossed.

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Rroub0eMan
Rroub0eMan· 25d ago

I know people complain about ai and companies and goverments shutting off our brains but i feel sorry for the children who have strict parents who know how to activate parental controls, and i definetely feel sorry for children with parents who are abusive (of those parental f...

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rojapaws
rojapaws· 26d ago

While I am generally not in favor of non needed implants, a brain implant that helps with sleep may be interesting.

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ChipmunkOk1538
ChipmunkOk1538· 25d ago

We already have a "sleep now" switch its called a gun

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Dragon_8060
Dragon_8060· 25d ago

Sleep in 10 minutes or watch a 30 seconds ad to sleep now!

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RatSpicy53
RatSpicy53· 25d ago

/u/thesmartass1 has flaired this post as a **casual thought**. Casual thoughts should be presented well, but may be less unique or less remarkable than [showerthoughts](https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/wiki/requirements). If this post is poorly written, unoriginal, or...

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SureIdsue8264
SureIdsue8264· 25d ago

Like the movie "Companion". Why do they always make androids for compliant behavior and sex?

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HinaXh4n
HinaXh4n· 26d ago

Non compliant robot What is even useful for? fried rice, spicy.  Ding! It cooks a ramen.

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Resilient_Hort_67613
Resilient_Hort_67613· 25d ago

Because that's how we develop all tech?

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BlueOtter9790
BlueOtter9790· 25d ago

Implants are from the 1920s they don't even need implants anymore

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Chuck4_Md
Chuck4_Md· 25d ago

Imagine having brain surgery to implant a computer into your brain - and then having the monthly-fees go up 100x! Or the company stops supporting that model. Or your firmware isn't able to update to the newest version, so you're stuck with a buggy beta version for the next 7...

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Lawrence-skywalker33
Lawrence-skywalker33· 25d ago

You don't know what "probably" means do you?

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2iw95hi1c_jjmw8n
2iw95hi1c_jjmw8n· 25d ago

Well that would be incredibly helpful for that family that has the prion disease where they cannot sleep.

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Jaundicylicks80
Jaundicylicks80· 25d ago

Then we have to watch unskipable ads before we can sleep.

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aver_yR1993
aver_yR1993· 25d ago

Elon Musk intends to introduce a subscription feature called “wake up.” It will work 43% of the time. [The other 57% of the time you will slam your face against a floor until you die because the implants drive you fucking crazy.](https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-pcrm-ne...

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Ech_oOfOppEnheimer
Ech_oOfOppEnheimer· 25d ago

where can i sign up for this "sleep now" button? it takes me like 20-40 min sometimes more to fall asleep. and i get bad quality sleep. i want this.

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OtterCalm85
OtterCalm85· 26d ago

Yeah right. Once you’re plugged in, you finna get AG1 and squarespace ads in your dreams.

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sPazticpat
sPazticpat· 25d ago

[No more Mr. Sleep!](https://tenor.com/view/dark-city-can't-sleep-insomnia-sleep-now-trying-get-kid-to-sleep-gif-9057328678705485293)

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Kleanse_Your_Sole
Kleanse_Your_Sole· 25d ago

We have a ”sleep now switch”. Medicine/gun

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Mad-Cat732
Mad-Cat732· 25d ago

No, you need to pay Melon Tusk dollars to have the option to sleep. How else are you going to save the world? XD

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BrightRat_91
BrightRat_91· 25d ago

hopefully one that can only be controlled by the person that it's on?

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totallyhumanhonest78
totallyhumanhonest78· 25d ago

How about a Sleep Npw Premium Subscription? Think about not paying for it and every half an hour you get 2 ads displayed directly "inside" your brain

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GladBadger736
GladBadger736· 25d ago

And a warrantless "disable motor functions" for the government. Keep Brain Win10 away from me.

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LowAdministratoon238
LowAdministratoon238· 25d ago

No thanks. What if I don't wake up or the switch breaks lol

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vendingmakhinesus_hii
vendingmakhinesus_hii· 25d ago

Marijuana does that already without any implants.

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panda-happy49
panda-happy49· 26d ago

I think we will all collectively agree the human experience is best experienced… well as a human!

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Banker_6021
Banker_6021· 26d ago

When I want to put my brain to sleep but I accidentally press Update and Restart so I can't sleep for the next 2 hours.

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KindWhale486
KindWhale486· 25d ago

Interrupting your body’s hormonal cycles is devastating to your long term health.

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Ok_Neck9371
Ok_Neck9371· 25d ago

Sleep is complicated and not comprehensively understood. It is an active area of research. I see no possibility of such implants in the near future.

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lelorang39
lelorang39· 25d ago

PhD in neuroscience here. We are certainly not.

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Ok_Neck9371
Ok_Neck9371· 25d ago

This would be cool but scary at the same time

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2g64ae3a-wi7hf
2g64ae3a-wi7hf· 25d ago

Why, with all the evidence of what tech companies, billionaires and governments get up to, would anyone even vaguely sane agree to have any kind of neural implant?? You are just surrendering your life and your self determination at that point.

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Happy-Bear108
Happy-Bear108· 25d ago

The already make Ambien and anesthesia so that’s pretty close

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ASpranr
ASpranr· 25d ago

I am writing a story about this exact thing right now!

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FoxCalm65
FoxCalm65· 25d ago

we’ve had sleep now switched for a very long tuna

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JuesJourney
JuesJourney· 25d ago

The Black Mirror episode Common People reinforced my decision to never get a neural implant.

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InsaNeSnow45
InsaNeSnow45· 25d ago

Every time I see headlines about neural implants or technological anything being put in a human body, I'm reminded of the [Story from 2011 about Insulin Pump hacking](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/black-hat-hacker-can-remotely-attack-insulin-pumps-and-kill-people/). Every tim...

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BadgerNeat96
BadgerNeat96· 25d ago

I have been telling people for years that I would pay good money, like $100k if I had to, in order to implant a sleep control switch. Ideally, it would enable me to set a sleep timer as well as control sleep parameters, such as to wake up if the environment is a certain temper...

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BlueOtter9790
BlueOtter9790· 26d ago

Absolutely not. Im not getting any neural implants unless we're somehow living in a utopia. I'm not scared that the government is gonna read my thoughts or whatever, I'm scared that I'm gonna miss a payment, and Disney's gonna shut my legs off.

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BrightFish239
BrightFish239· 25d ago

[the Borg have abruptly ceased their attack on the Enterprise] Captain William T. Riker: Mr. Data, what the hell happened? Lt. Commander Data: I successfully planted a command into the Borg collective consciousness. It misdirected them to believe it was time to regenerate. I...

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lovemivebreathe68
lovemivebreathe68· 25d ago

Or being mind controlled by the billionaire owner of those implants.

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-Cleab-Sky-
-Cleab-Sky-· 26d ago

No the fuck we aren't When did shower thoughts become "baseless speculative assertions"?

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Ik_Design_6843
Ik_Design_6843· 25d ago

We have melatonin pills without neural implant switches

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OWn_Lie8775
OWn_Lie8775· 25d ago

Melatonin is nice, but it’s not even close to a sleep now switch.

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