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S_ijeLiz
S_ijeLiz
28d agoDaily Life

Came house to this at midnight.

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phxdlxi-3m2o
phxdlxi-3m2o· 28d ago

Mop it up with socks and throw a sock in the machine for each load of laundry

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tigersmHs07
tigersmHs07· 28d ago

Socks or washcloths soak up the right amount. Towels are too much. So sorry OP.

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Mr_SpicyBrain968
Mr_SpicyBrain968· 27d ago

Socks really said "I got u" in darkest hour

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LuckyToad_194
LuckyToad_194· 27d ago

You absolute genius

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douB_len28
douB_len28· 28d ago

Seems like the perfect time to use the clothes in your luggage to soak some of it up.

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Mad-Tiger105
Mad-Tiger105· 27d ago

it took me a moment to realize the floor wasn't blue and what had actually happened...so I'm going back to bed.

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SubwayHero2Ever
SubwayHero2Ever· 27d ago

Well I know OP isn't going back to bed anytime soon

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AlteRnative_Rate7475
AlteRnative_Rate7475· 27d ago

Use towels put them in a bag and throw one in the wash with every load with extra rinse.

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CoolShadow73
CoolShadow73· 27d ago

It’s like tide pods but worse

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goldEneye-2
goldEneye-2· 28d ago

Look at the bright side. It's gonna smell great in there for a long time.

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Stockadhesiveness191
Stockadhesiveness191· 28d ago

Do you have pets? Poltergeist?

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Chuck4_Md
Chuck4_Md· 27d ago

I've had a cat decide that something on the counter belongs on the floor instead.

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fullstack_ung5
fullstack_ung5· 27d ago

Guessing that OPs washer or dryer jostled things onto the floor.?

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Fickle_Ad5447
Fickle_Ad5447· 27d ago

Kitty litter works really well for cleaning up messes like this.

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Troumb_omb9
Troumb_omb9· 28d ago

That really sucks. I worked in a store. It was one of the worst things to clean up. We used cat litter to soak up most of it. Water and a mop just makes it worse by turning it into a bigger slippery, sudsy mess.

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Banker_6632
Banker_6632· 27d ago

Laundry detergent was one of the worst things to clean up when I worked retail. About as equally bad as oil. Floor stays slick for days no matter how well you cleaned it up. I feel for ya, OP.

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fuzzY-squirrel-2195
fuzzY-squirrel-2195· 28d ago

Thanks 😂 and the smell was so strong

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Cool_Lynx
Cool_Lynx· 27d ago

Thank you for the laughs and sympathy everyone. I ended up scooping it up into a bucket with a dustpan and acrylic picture frame and then some towels I am going to discard. I don’t have murder mittens, I could possibly have a poltergeist but most likely it was human error in p...

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TeeJWerig
TeeJWerig· 27d ago

_laughs in powder supremacy_ Also lids

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QuietFalcon7097
QuietFalcon7097· 27d ago

So tired. Drag suitcase through hall. Stop at open door. Scream. Take picture. Go to bed. ... Call in sick. Blame the cat.

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Imsanesnow45
Imsanesnow45· 27d ago

Ah, looks like the handiwork of cats.

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AdSpecialist6599
AdSpecialist6599· 27d ago

Had this happen. Used rags/dish towels and zip lock bags. Soal up with the rags. The saturated (try not to oversaturate) rags go individually into zip lock bags. Used one rag per load. Mopped the floor and was good to go.

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bromEnr-61
bromEnr-61· 27d ago

Been there. Except it was a big fryer filled with old oil. Fell onto the kitchen floor which was tile. Good luck.. 🫡

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SadBear747
SadBear747· 27d ago

Oh man how awful

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South_Limit_1849
South_Limit_1849· 27d ago

You went for the slip and slide if death on that one. How long was it until you could safely walk on your kitchen floor again?

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Happy-Lion523
Happy-Lion523· 28d ago

No one has mentioned the bra 🤭

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SoggyMoose330
SoggyMoose330· 28d ago

That was this first thing my coworker said 😂

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Justin-Godfrey84
Justin-Godfrey84· 27d ago

I was waiting for this.

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QuietFalcon7097
QuietFalcon7097· 27d ago

You must own cats

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TeeJMErig
TeeJMErig· 27d ago

Yeah I had this happen... sop up as much as you can with 3 or 4 different dirty clothes (i used bath towels), separate them into 4 separate loads of laundry. Don't add more detergent. Dry mop up as much as you can, then use just water to mop up. Repeat until the floor stops bu...

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Crackanape
Crackanape· 27d ago

OP use a dust pan and squeegee, pour it in a pan. At least it's not carpet and this is a real WTS moment!

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kill_metwice1234
kill_metwice1234· 27d ago

This was the route I took!

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CalmWolf299
CalmWolf299· 27d ago

*Processing img rq7c59ff0gpg1...*

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DuckLazy73
DuckLazy73· 27d ago

Yea, don't use water to clean it up... speaking from experience.

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KeenViper3769
KeenViper3769· 27d ago

what did you have for dinner

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rojapaws
rojapaws· 27d ago

Get a lag Tupperware and then use a dustpan and a plastic scraper.

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Supleezy90
Supleezy90· 27d ago

Omg just looking at this makes me cringe… Sorry OP! Hope the clean up wasn’t too bad.

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z_zilm6
z_zilm6· 28d ago

Kitty litter. Mop up the rest with towels.

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KeenFalcon1715
KeenFalcon1715· 28d ago

On the upside... It's a clean mess

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OddNight_8399
OddNight_8399· 27d ago

😆

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Clever-Mountain512
Clever-Mountain512· 27d ago

I did this with paint before. I used a hand broom and a dust pan and swept it up the best I could. Then used 1-2 towels for the rest. Worked better than expected

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65n5537p-neg4ic6
65n5537p-neg4ic6· 27d ago

It’s a tomorrow problem for sure. It’s already been there for this long.

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Mad-Tiger105
Mad-Tiger105· 27d ago

Just gonna close this door, thx

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DepententPeanut1309
DepententPeanut1309· 28d ago

Not gonna lie, I would have just shut the door and avoided the room for the next week until it dried more, maybe longer. Detergent cleanup sucks.

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Happy-Tiger392
Happy-Tiger392· 27d ago

The thought definitely crossed my mind

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wiredmagazine37
wiredmagazine37· 27d ago

Guess I’ll clean it tomorrow

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Did_youjustsee_thot
Did_youjustsee_thot· 28d ago

That'll to teach you to use liquid detergent.

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mesme13
mesme13· 27d ago

Yikes, the cats were busy!

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LivelyWolf8832
LivelyWolf8832· 27d ago

Ooooh noes

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Bright-Bear413
Bright-Bear413· 27d ago

The way I would just stand there and stare in anger and disbelief. Like what’s the most efficient way to even clean this type of mess up? 😭 I dropped a cap full of detergent the other day that that alone got everywhere and was a pain in the ass to clean. Meanwhile this….!...

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SaizedClod22
SaizedClod22· 27d ago

Yeah it definitely took my brain some time to come up with a game plan.

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Nimja_abdullah
Nimja_abdullah· 27d ago

Soak it up with socks - don’t overload them. Toss the socks into an empty kitty litter bucket or trashcan or whatever you have and you have invented your very own no-spill liquid laundry detergent. 🤓

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08z63upax
08z63upax· 28d ago

Just add water

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squishycuco77
squishycuco77· 28d ago

Tomorrow problems

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KnightSarcastic23
KnightSarcastic23· 28d ago

Floor so clean

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AdvancedMarsuPial705
AdvancedMarsuPial705· 27d ago

I have used pods since about 2010 when I got a high efficiency washer, but I always put the cap back on and tightened it when I was using liquid detergent.

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mds1
mds1· 27d ago

Livin' after midnight, wipin' 'til the dawn.

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lovemivebreathe68
lovemivebreathe68· 28d ago

Should keep your laundry detergent in a cabinet

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mic_kqcook
mic_kqcook· 27d ago

I know this well, the old spin cycle off balance trick. Might have taken the bra off the door knob before taking the pic though.

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TheVizzy84
TheVizzy84· 27d ago

Sucks, but not the end of the world.

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HowlingFantoDs5564
HowlingFantoDs5564· 27d ago

it's the fucking worst.

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raven386
raven386· 27d ago

lay down close to it and pretend it's royal blue blood

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AlexKim
AlexKim· 28d ago

![gif](giphy|DZu3mnCcmsJKE|downsized)

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FoxCrisp29
FoxCrisp29· 27d ago

Oops…. Shop vac a must

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FreeTiger637
FreeTiger637· 27d ago

Squeegee would work. But my suggestion is probably too late lol

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YamIdoingdis2354
YamIdoingdis2354· 28d ago

Have you figured out what caused the detergent to flood the floor?

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Justin_Godfrey72
Justin_Godfrey72· 27d ago

I don't even know how I would go about cleaning this up

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marrymeodel_l
marrymeodel_l· 27d ago

Yeah my brain short circuited there for a few minutes

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Fair-Owl330
Fair-Owl330· 27d ago

Wait, should I be more sad that you arrived home at midnight?

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TeeHMerig67
TeeHMerig67· 27d ago

I had a gig 😆

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Ik_Design_6843
Ik_Design_6843· 27d ago

“Spreadingest stuff I ever saw.” W.C.Fields

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Viscuitgod_1
Viscuitgod_1· 27d ago

You can actually scrape up like 89% of it with two dustbins if you don’t have two, it’ll take a little bit longer by a spatula but still doable and like everyone else says: whatever’s left on the floor you just mop up with clothes you’re gonna wash anyway.

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wzzKnt12
wzzKnt12· 27d ago

Nooooooo

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Happy_Penguin
Happy_Penguin· 27d ago

Let me guess: you, like my wife and daughter, think it is perfectly reasonable to store items on top of the dryer even though it is sloped

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Bold-Wolf10
Bold-Wolf10· 27d ago

😆 no, there’s a little white table off the the right where it lives. That’s why I am thinking maybe it got bumped by someone’s but when taking a load out of the dryer.

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