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Beekier_t
10d agoPeople

I’m at a loss. This makes me ill.

Im in a scammer hunter and this is what we manage with everyday. The balls are major on this one.

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Lazy_Bear
Lazy_Bear· 10d ago

I'm glad that you are a scammer hunter. I'll say this, the empathy factor was there until I saw the Dvd player/Roku player and then the deep fryer. This isn't help for a brand new mom as more of someone who is trying to find new things.

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KeenFalcon3440
KeenFalcon3440· 11d ago

I was wondering what was wrong until I got to the part about needing decor for the baby room. News flash: newborns are basically blind. That’s a want not a need.

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Lost-Law-5108
Lost-Law-5108· 11d ago

I'm old, but I lived without a tv for about three years in my early 20s because I couldn't afford one. Then I didn't have cable until the mid oughts, because I couldn't afford it. It's freaking possible, folks

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MosterSauz1
MosterSauz1· 11d ago

The fact the poster is asking is a big red flag.

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Archer_9542
Archer_9542· 10d ago

At first I was like “Well, doesn’t seem too unreasonable especially if everything is hand me downs.” but then it got to deep fryers and area rugs. 😂

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wzzKnt12
wzzKnt12· 11d ago

Also if her Mom just died then how about using all of her stuff to furnish or getting the baby Dad to kick in?

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AshNak_on4
AshNak_on4· 11d ago

A deep fryer to make bread? A new Moms favorite kitchen appliance is Crock-Pot or a really good blender for when the baby moves to solids. * Edit, they want a bread maker also.. because you really want to make bread after months of no sleep.

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g9oy1ttyrxt3k
g9oy1ttyrxt3k· 11d ago

With me, it was the makeup on a page earlier. No one needs makeup.

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Witty_HeArt1279
Witty_HeArt1279· 10d ago

She managed to get pregnant one month after entering (addiction?) recovery. Blimey. That's bad luck. /s

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LivelyTiger2396
LivelyTiger2396· 11d ago

My brother goes to rehab 2-3 times a year and always dates someone he meets there. I think at this point he's just going to meet women, because he sure af isn't getting sober. To me, if he was taking it seriously he would do the 1 year no dating rule they tell them, but he's t...

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0cqhmb6_v8thadov
0cqhmb6_v8thadov· 11d ago

Unreal

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Sufficient_Lead4371
Sufficient_Lead4371· 10d ago

And in the church no less.

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exha_ustmosk69
exha_ustmosk69· 10d ago

She started losing me around the home decor paragraph and when I got to the DVD part, I checked out completely.

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Exciting_Will6255
Exciting_Will6255· 10d ago

I mean how does one survive without a floor steamer?!? /s

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BestEquivakent5945
BestEquivakent5945· 10d ago

I noticed that she asked for the DVD player, the dad's, a roku (or whatever) and a wall mount... but no TV that I saw... I found that weird...

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StRiking-Sea_129
StRiking-Sea_129· 10d ago

Why is everyone so hung up on the DVDs?! Most people can’t wait to ditch their old dvd players and dvds/cds. The formatting makes this so hard to read, and to me, that is the most offense part.

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breadboibtett
breadboibtett· 10d ago

It’s a scam because there are around 30 girls who do the same thing for each other. All asked in similar wording. Around 12 of them are the same girl different name.

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MissingLinl101
MissingLinl101· 11d ago

Someone get the "friend" that posted this a subscription to ABC mouse and a dictionary.

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MasterEthan14
MasterEthan14· 11d ago

My favorite was the king size bedding. For someone who apparently has nothing..she somehow ends up with an apartment big enough for a king bed? Also why does someone with nothing need soooo much storage?

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Banker_6021
Banker_6021· 11d ago

Pregnant right out of rehab, going to start school soon but has a completely empty apartment with only a bed and a tv. Needs everything else including area rugs and shampoo. Ok.

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Happy-Bear108
Happy-Bear108· 11d ago

"Can someone help her with diapers, formula, maybe an old microwave you don't need, and some food?" Would have been ok to ask in my opnion. Not specific luxuries...also suspect the "friend" is posting for her.

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LittleSplif_f
LittleSplif_f· 11d ago

“Asking for a friend”

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ahaSian
ahaSian· 11d ago

It’s always asking for a friend. If they don’t post the name, it’s a scam.

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Zen_Cat307
Zen_Cat307· 10d ago

I got ice for her but I can’t deliver it myself. I’m in Alaska. If something cold is needed, let me know.

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Robot_1885
Robot_1885· 10d ago

😁

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TeiJMerIg
TeiJMerIg· 10d ago

I have a nice beach house in Arizona she can have

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Useful_Tangerine4343
Useful_Tangerine4343· 10d ago

\> please transport glacier to:

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St_atisticianNo2156
St_atisticianNo2156· 11d ago

Why do they always say “she is needing” or “I am wanting” instead of “she needs” or “I want”… makes me a little crazy

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wds-1
wds-1· 10d ago

Because people write and talk like fucking idiots now. I blame YouTube and social media and the internet, along with the general stagnation of education. I cannot stand how many dumb fucks say something "needs fixed" instead of saying something is broken or needs repairs. Peop...

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BrightDog88
BrightDog88· 10d ago

They're lying, so they're trying to sound more formal to cover it up. Notice how little this person uses contractions? That's a sign of in-authenticity.

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Disastrous_Care1438
Disastrous_Care1438· 10d ago

Face wash cancels grief? If only I had known.

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SometimesIE_atToast
SometimesIE_atToast· 11d ago

Can’t imagine sending someone face wash when they loose a loved one.

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ClankerCore22
ClankerCore22· 10d ago

Gotta be the apricot scrub. That stuff cancels *everything*.

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DiligentLibr_a87
DiligentLibr_a87· 10d ago

Too bad there is no way to prevent unwanted pregnancy

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No_HunkEt_1176
No_HunkEt_1176· 10d ago

She doesn't indicate it's unwanted. Come on.

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lilfaerie7
lilfaerie7· 10d ago

This is actually very thought through hehe. Pregnancy riiiight after "recovery", my god what a BLESSING! Personally I am just missing the cancer, the disability and the church connection. Any missing limbs, mental health problems, witness protection, anything?! No? Well, fuck ...

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aifio95
aifio95· 11d ago

If her mom passed away, what happened to all of the items she had when living with her mom? She didn’t own anything? Not a pot or a pan?

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marmite_wueen
marmite_wueen· 10d ago

I had to Google "nose frida." Now I'm wondering how I ever managed to raise two children into full-grown adults without ever owning an automatic snot sucker. I'm also now questioning my position in life since I don't have a king sized bed, area rugs, dvd player, deep fryer, ...

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4vi3lsgp1l_ky2u
4vi3lsgp1l_ky2u· 10d ago

I actually owned the nose Frida but the one I had to suck onto and it was great. I also had one where I pressed a button and sucked the boogers out of my baby but he didn't like it cause it was nosy lol a regular bulb also worked great.

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Bi_llWilberforce
Bi_llWilberforce· 10d ago

>Im in a scammer hunter and this is what we deal with everyday You are a what now? Is this like a hobby, or does someone literally pay you to look for people trying to scam on the web?

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OtterLazy83
OtterLazy83· 10d ago

Hobby. There is a group of ladies.

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salawle45
salawle45· 11d ago

I'm imagining Krystal from Squidbillies. Just laying on a mattress in a junkyard all day.

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no_status_7756
no_status_7756· 10d ago

Too long, I’m not gonna read her sobbing story…

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Alternative-Shock775
Alternative-Shock775· 10d ago

Did the lucky recipient just land on planet earth, or, did OOP kidnap somebody?

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yummyguming
yummyguming· 10d ago

Somehow this ended up posted twice.

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zzoll6
zzoll6· 10d ago

I’m so sorry! How can I fix it please?

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zx_ill6
zx_ill6· 10d ago

I mean if the mother just died wouldn't she have an apartment worth of stuff at least?

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xzIll6
xzIll6· 10d ago

And what clothes did she have before mom died? (No size, just med and large? What??)

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Clever_Otter
Clever_Otter· 10d ago

So she is about to have a baby any day and has nothing for herself or her child. How does she plan on supporting this new baby?

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Aurora_GoryAlice
Aurora_GoryAlice· 10d ago

But managed to secure a 2 bedroom apartment

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everyt_Hingels
everyt_Hingels· 10d ago

Love. And begging on the internet apparently.

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DragonCalm32
DragonCalm32· 11d ago

Pregnant like 1 day into recovery and doesn’t even have shampoo? I’m going out on a limb here but I suspect she met the kid’s father in rehab. Where is he during all this, btw? Shouldn’t he be responsible for this as well?

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canye_East
canye_East· 11d ago

Hello, I’m alive. Please provide all needs for myself and unborn child. And deliver it too ya filthy animal.

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LittleSplif_f
LittleSplif_f· 10d ago

I’m going to go this route for Xmas gifts for friends and family this year. Watch out for a post from me in a few months. This is why I barely give bc you never know who actually needs it or taking advantage of. Jk they’re definitely just looking for freebies with a side of a...

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Bright-River861
Bright-River861· 10d ago

Make sure you add “It doesn’t hurt to ask” at the beginning of your note to your friends and family. That makes it ok.

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DogRapid61
DogRapid61· 10d ago

Ah the essentials, area rugs

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FalconNeat47
FalconNeat47· 10d ago

Scammer reseller. I refuse to give stuff away anymore.

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sPazticpat
sPazticpat· 10d ago

I know this is a scam but many people wouldn’t. I hope the comments were just listings to local job postings.

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ActivoteGuacamole42
ActivoteGuacamole42· 10d ago

I have an idea that'll help with half of what she needs! ...find the child's father? Is that the right answer??

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Rapid_Dragon
Rapid_Dragon· 10d ago

A bread maker!?

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zzill8
zzill8· 11d ago

So she just lost her mother and didn’t inherit any home items from her house?

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Ninja_4828
Ninja_4828· 11d ago

I will never fall for this scam because I am not reading all that.

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mesme13
mesme13· 11d ago

How about the phone number to an adoption agency?

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brave_otter
brave_otter· 10d ago

it just kept getting worse didn't it lol

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ZayaFyre0
ZayaFyre0· 11d ago

Where is her man? All this should be provided by him.

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Paulybytes___89
Paulybytes___89· 10d ago

Does she want someone to give birth for her too? Seems like she is walking around naked, starving and sleeping on the sidewalk but good thing she's bringing a child into the world for everyone else to pay for.

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NewLion567
NewLion567· 11d ago

Actually, she has a king size bed but she just needs linen for it. Do you have any to donate? It wouldn't hurt to ask. ☺️

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Calm_Shark863
Calm_Shark863· 10d ago

A fucking floor steamer ??? Out of this giant list this is the item that made me drop my jaw lol. I want a floor steamer and I work but still can’t fit it into my budget .

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BrightWolf8881
BrightWolf8881· 10d ago

She literally doesn't have food or a coat, and could go into labor any day now, but "needs" a bread machine and a DVD player. Priorities, people!

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Viscuitgod_1
Viscuitgod_1· 10d ago

She should ask the baby’s father for help.

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Zzill9
Zzill9· 11d ago

She called the lady she’s helping “it” on page 2 paragraph(?) chunk 2

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ospriyotis98
ospriyotis98· 10d ago

Why in the world do people breed when they can't even take care of themselves? I just don't get it.

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LowAdministratoon238
LowAdministratoon238· 10d ago

Contraception is only 99% effective and abortion might not have been an option if she has ethical or religious views or found out too late.

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ThePaulAtreidess1
ThePaulAtreidess1· 10d ago

Always “for a friend”

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Maleficent-Hat5832
Maleficent-Hat5832· 11d ago

So, all this person has in the world is a TV? They don't ask for one, but need a player or streaming of some kind, and need everything else under the sun. That not suspicious at all.

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therea_lAjani
therea_lAjani· 10d ago

And a king sized bed. Not one thing that was in her deceased mother’s house.

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nbcnEws60
nbcnEws60· 10d ago

info: what exactly do scammer hunters do? I’m always shocked at the audacity of people like this. like at this point, don’t lie. just say you want free stuff for you. the lie insults everyone reading or anyone she speaks to.

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L_KKRGrandCRoss
L_KKRGrandCRoss· 10d ago

Loved how the descriptions kept changing, it needs, you need, etc.

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4pr7mkvk3-jkb
4pr7mkvk3-jkb· 10d ago

She’d have small toiletries from rehab or her halfway house, but this whole thing is a lie, anyway.

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dollstreal97
dollstreal97· 10d ago

How about a bed, a dresser, a table, and a chair. There were 9 months where baby stuff should have been acquired. Her worker can help with food for her and the baby. Everything else can be gotten later. Who is going to watch the kid while she's at school? Dad?

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SunsEtFarms61
SunsEtFarms61· 10d ago

Is this a person down on her luck, or a bridal registry?

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TheAn_zus
TheAn_zus· 10d ago

Several bags and backpacks for books? I had a single backpack my entire school life and it was perfectly sufficient. Roku and DVDs? Girl wouldn't even have time to watch stuff, if she had a newborn and was studying too. These lies are so lazy.

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Embarrassed-QuiT-795
Embarrassed-QuiT-795· 10d ago

I'm sure the poster switches from searching for a pregnant woman to the baby (he - implying it has already been born) not having a proffered brand of wipes yet which says a lot.

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JustunGodfrey
JustunGodfrey· 11d ago

I noticed the OOP wasn't specific about what *kind* of nursery decor (theme, color, etc), but they listed off brand names for other items. Strange, you'd think the decor would be really specific instead of the luxury items. Why does the TV *have* to be a Roku? Lmao. This is de...

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IndividialFarm7466
IndividialFarm7466· 10d ago

The bare necessities - a floor steamer and a wall-mounted TV!

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Superchiva79
Superchiva79· 10d ago

Why is she having a child when she can’t afford to take care of herself?

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Clever-Eagle678
Clever-Eagle678· 11d ago

Me, scanning through the first page and a half: 🤔 “Well, I guess this isn’t that bad. Kind of ridiculous to get pregnant 1 month sober but hey, life is life”. Me, reading “DVD player”: 🤨

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Justin_Godfrey72
Justin_Godfrey72· 10d ago

TL;DR

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Dark-Panda660
Dark-Panda660· 10d ago

Luckily most people won't read the one giant paragraph.

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3rvno83q2_ilbecdb
3rvno83q2_ilbecdb· 10d ago

I didn’t Would have loved the tldr

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New-Badger699
New-Badger699· 10d ago

wow and i had the audacity to feel like a piece of shit for taking someone’s used mattress when me and my baby moved out of a dv shelter and they added in a dresser and some kitchen items bc they felt so bad lol it made me feel like i was such a user yet here is this 😅

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JustunGodfrey
JustunGodfrey· 10d ago

How so she going to afford a kid?

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StRiking-Sea_129
StRiking-Sea_129· 10d ago

The TV must be mounted on the wall. 🙄

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ArcherSarcastic80
ArcherSarcastic80· 10d ago

Hahaha people have no shame and sometimes I don’t blame them because some folks are going to see that post and totally believe every single words they just read so… why not trying So crazy

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BearSmiling87
BearSmiling87· 10d ago

Maybe just list what she doesn't need

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CleverPanda8415
CleverPanda8415· 10d ago

She doesn’t need to be bringing a child into this shit show.

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Clear_Otter984
Clear_Otter984· 10d ago

Somewhere along the line, it's easier to post what she already has. Much less typing/begging

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Zen_Cat307
Zen_Cat307· 10d ago

I think she chose the wrong baby daddy.

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EagerOwl994
EagerOwl994· 10d ago

It’s like materialize out of thin air - what have you been using until now?

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BadgerBright29
BadgerBright29· 11d ago

Maybe she should’ve been more careful and not gotten pregnant a month or so into recovery. They literally tell you not to engage in that shit after rehab or so soon in recovery, she couldn’t even do that. And since she is in recovery and probably had no job, I wonder if she ev...

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AngryBadger982
AngryBadger982· 10d ago

First clue of possible scam: people in recovery, working a program…will get all the help they need from fellowship.

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sully211
sully211· 10d ago

Furnish the whole home for this person! And bring it.

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4bzkj04-4k7poff
4bzkj04-4k7poff· 10d ago

going threw? Really? Also, you don't scam items with a weak sauce story like this.

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mds1
mds1· 10d ago

I stopped reading after the first paragraph. If you’re asking for favours, do others the favour of being succinct ffs.

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1ifebyjey
1ifebyjey· 10d ago

1. "A backpack or two"? 2. Three sets of curtains?

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IdDKindheartedness94
IdDKindheartedness94· 11d ago

They probably have three windows.

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LazyForest827
LazyForest827· 11d ago

Im pretty sure this wasn't written by a 'friend' trying to help. Wow. We are literally homeless in a motel and don't ask for help from anyone. Where do people get off?

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Dark-Panda660
Dark-Panda660· 11d ago

What's a 'nose frida'??

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Comfortable_Fall-577
Comfortable_Fall-577· 11d ago

Someone should add their own amazon wishlist to the comments

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MouTheOM88
MouTheOM88· 10d ago

The king size bedding is what got me. She's got literally nothing according to the scammer, but somehow has a king size bed?

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BoldMoose428
BoldMoose428· 10d ago

Lost me at hair curler jfc

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GiddyS_wine
GiddyS_wine· 10d ago

So she has absolutely nothing to her name and wants everything that could possibly go into a house 🤣

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Fuck_Th1s
Fuck_Th1s· 10d ago

How do you spot this as a scam? I was feeling really bad at the idea of this being a real person (given how frequently situations like this are real)

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NoStudiu2393
NoStudiu2393· 11d ago

Me too, there are ppl in these situations all the time.

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CrispFox8583
CrispFox8583· 11d ago

Because it’s usually copy paste that goes around in different groups. I’ve seen similar things posted in the groups I’m in on FB. The items vary but the “posting for a recently single mom who just moved into a new place” trope stays the same. It’s never the mom herself posting...

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wiRedmagazine38
wiRedmagazine38· 10d ago

I know this group. All they do is scam.

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Dense-welcome7158
Dense-welcome7158· 10d ago

Was she offered these things and rejected them because they weren't good enough? Some of y'all confuse people down on their luck asking for items as the same thing as a choosing beggar and they are not even close in my opinion

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Clever-Shadow998
Clever-Shadow998· 10d ago

Poster is part of a grift ring. They will sell these items. And this is disgusting. All greed. .

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BearSwift54
BearSwift54· 10d ago

Based on all the things they listed as "needs" that are definitely NOT needs for a new mom, like DVD player, Roku, rugs, and a breadmaker 😒

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TheVizzy84
TheVizzy84· 10d ago

You are absolutely right. There are even commenters snarking on the post with comments that contradict it, and I'm guessing they didn't truly read it, just scanned and hurried to the comments to put words in her mouth.

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