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Awful parking?

Not for a Jesko.

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PandaFresh57
PandaFresh57· 29d ago

this vehicle has a door mechanism that if you park in a standard parking spot and someone parks next to you too close you may not be able to open the door. fyi

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CalmBear386
CalmBear386· 30d ago

Don't get that car then you don't get to piss on the floor because you're too short for the urinal. Figure it the fuck out. 🤣🤣🤣

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hegoncryin_thecar
hegoncryin_thecar· 29d ago

Yeah, because it wasn’t engineered to be driven to a mall in the suburbs.

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kill_metwice1234
kill_metwice1234· 29d ago

Honestly, for that nice of a car and how far away they parked, I'm not even upset lol.

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Cariful_Line_2024
Cariful_Line_2024· 30d ago

Yeah I'll give a pass on this one. Also pretty clear they angled themselves so people could take photos.

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PreTty_Study_526
PreTty_Study_526· 29d ago

💯

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Dense-welcome7158
Dense-welcome7158· 29d ago

I would definitely be fine if the owner is nearby to move it if need be

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QuickKnight_871
QuickKnight_871· 30d ago

Multi million dollar hypercar, rediculously wide, weird door mechanism making it wider, parked in the back of the lot, he gets a pass

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CrispFox8583
CrispFox8583· 30d ago

100% agree if they are in the back than they get a pass.

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SloaNe_3415
SloaNe_3415· 29d ago

My rule has always been: Anybody can have two spots of they're willing to walk from the furthest away spots.

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LynxWitty93
LynxWitty93· 29d ago

It definitely shit parking, but when it comes to something like this I'm fine.. just imagine trying to explain to your insurance if you actually door dinged that car.

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PickildPuzzler
PickildPuzzler· 30d ago

Had a driver (truck driver) call in an accident one night. Said he clipped a mirror on a car and was waiting for a the police to come make a report. he asked me about 5 times if he would be fired. I kept telling him no... his record was clean and the company would only "automa...

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CrispFox8583
CrispFox8583· 29d ago

ik people that would do it on purpose ppl suck

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green_pin3apPle
green_pin3apPle· 29d ago

After reading the comments, I don’t understand why expensive cars get a pass. Never mind. Money buys privilege.

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As_hNakon
As_hNakon· 30d ago

It literally matters lol. It’s a different situation when you door ding a Toyota Corolla on accident than one of these…you’d wish you hadn’t accidentally dinged it. I am 100% fine with a car like this taking up 2 or 4 spots even in a full parking lot. I can respect that someon...

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vendingmachin_esushii44
vendingmachin_esushii44· 30d ago

straight up... common folk are not only clumsy and irresponsible, but they're jealous too, maybe even a little spiteful for no good reason i park my run of the mill mustang thats in very nice condition in a single spot far away from the stores and the probability that someone...

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JordanLee
JordanLee· 29d ago

Why should any car deserve any parking spot? To get the most utility out of parking, the closest third of the parking lot should be reserved for only those who have more than two occupants. Then the middle third for two occupants, and the last third for individuals. The reaso...

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OPposite-Hunter-4253
OPposite-Hunter-4253· 29d ago

Smart parking, in this case

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DeliCious-Ad4799
DeliCious-Ad4799· 29d ago

Agree. With that car. NFW am I going into one spot.

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Kleanse_Your_Sole
Kleanse_Your_Sole· 29d ago

Nah that gets a pass. You shouldn’t park next to that. You’d be bankrupted if you looked at it funny. He’s doing everyone a favor not leaving his car in a position morons that can’t park might ding it. Imagine if you will, how willing you’d be to park next to a 3 million dol...

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the_gaymer-girl24
the_gaymer-girl24· 30d ago

> Imagine if you will, how willing you’d be to park next to a 3 million dollar art piece. Imagine how willing you'd be to park a $3M art piece in a regular parking lot like this. If I had a car like that I would only be talking it out to the track or to special events. If...

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us_er8375064
us_er8375064· 29d ago

So you're saying this guy spent an absurd amount of money on a car so he's entitled to park like this? Nah. I'd park next to him and make him climb through his passenger side to leave that spot.

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AdSpecialist6601
AdSpecialist6601· 29d ago

That lil princess can do whatever she wants

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zzoll6
zzoll6· 29d ago

"Nice Lambo man!" 👍

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PhoenixClever18
PhoenixClever18· 29d ago

I still would've parked next to him

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Eager_Whale709
Eager_Whale709· 30d ago

Same. And zero guilt.

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zzikl6
zzikl6· 30d ago

clown

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ParticuLar_Parking_4
ParticuLar_Parking_4· 29d ago

At least you could be ABSOLUTELY certain one side of your vehicle won't get dinged.

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Otter_3025
Otter_3025· 30d ago

For that car, this is proper parking. 🅿️

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JUstin_Godfrey
JUstin_Godfrey· 29d ago

Agree 💯

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Calm_Shark863
Calm_Shark863· 30d ago

Yep, driving a fancy car is not a license to be a jackass!

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98cfer-s2umwh
98cfer-s2umwh· 30d ago

At over 3 million dollars, they’re doing you and your insurance a favor.

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Large_Welcome4422
Large_Welcome4422· 29d ago

No this can park where ever the fuck it wants lol hell it probably owns the lot.... i know its bad parking and all but this thing cost 5 mil+

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Hidden_Samsquanche96
Hidden_Samsquanche96· 29d ago

I once drove a coworker to a meeting in a different building - about 1986. I drove a 2 door sporty Chrysler with big doors. The only open spot was next to a vintage 1965 blue corvette stingray - the car was friggen BEAUTIFUL. The kind of car that absolutely makes you stop and ...

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BigBlacKsmi_th5196
BigBlacKsmi_th5196· 30d ago

So the fiberglass door/quarter panel of the Corvette dented? Hmm...

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MomtrelPH
MomtrelPH· 29d ago

That’s on you for not leaving your phone number either with the secretary inside or on a piece of paper on the car. You should feel guilty. You are responsible for the damages your passenger caused. Insurance follows the CAR not the specific passenger who made the damage.

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BeneficiAl-Highway52
BeneficiAl-Highway52· 29d ago

Guilt is a cruel bitch. She never leaves you, and she never makes you happy

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99mPhPup
99mPhPup· 29d ago

The way I see it, as long as they’re parked far enough away who cares. At the end of the day this guy is probably doing someone a favor, if you’re tired, hop out your car real quick for work and ding this person’s car, you’re in crippling debt. He’s simply trying to avoid the ...

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Fickle-Ad5451
Fickle-Ad5451· 29d ago

Ah but there are cars right next to him meaning that this is used not far away parking.

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zzoll6
zzoll6· 30d ago

The amount of low wits in this sub that can't see parking at the back of a lot is fine, absolute surface level NPC thinking. This is fine.

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AdVenturousAd1922
AdVenturousAd1922· 30d ago

I wish I could see more of the lot. From the pictures we have it's not possible to see how many parking spaces are available.   I very much dislike the "bad parking" posts where there is plenty of open parking and the "offending" car is far away. I always get down voted when...

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SadBear747
SadBear747· 29d ago

Agreed however I think it's also the most entertaining part of this sub loll

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Happy-Mountain442
Happy-Mountain442· 29d ago

I think he can get it a little more sideways to really make sure nobody parks near that awesome car. It's only slightly in the other space. Do better man! Take your half, the middle half!

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Away-Scar7757
Away-Scar7757· 29d ago

Eat the fucking rich.

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dumbcarshlt4
dumbcarshlt4· 30d ago

Envy 😀

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st_ravocadomf
st_ravocadomf· 29d ago

It’s not so much how he parks, it’s that this thing exists in the first place

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zzill5
zzill5· 29d ago

🤡

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Brave_Penguin
Brave_Penguin· 30d ago

I normally hate bad parkers but if this was my car I probably would be parking like this too. In some cases, it is understandable why someone parks like that.

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BraveStorm692
BraveStorm692· 30d ago

I will allow it

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BadgerBright29
BadgerBright29· 29d ago

Dont buy cars that force you to park like a dick

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panda-happy49
panda-happy49· 29d ago

My Yaris 100% would fit within the lines in that right spot.

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Profes_sionalWar2369
Profes_sionalWar2369· 29d ago

Nope, it’s intentional. You do not want folks right next to a car like that cuz the doors could be hard to open

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CTK_76
CTK_76· 29d ago

For sure. My title was a bit tongue in cheek

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99mPhPup
99mPhPup· 29d ago

Single vehicle cost more than most the rest of the lot combined. Def gets a pass.

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brave_otter
brave_otter· 29d ago

Any supercar gets a pass tbh. Only stupid when people do that with a 20-40k car

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Ok_Combinatiin_3002
Ok_Combinatiin_3002· 29d ago

He’d be so upset when he came out to my beat up car parked so close he can’t open the door. Sad day for him. 😐

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RayzRh_eRoof
RayzRh_eRoof· 30d ago

Youd be going out of your way just to spite this guy who did literally nothing to you. Him just existing triggers you. You can’t exist in the same parking lot without being upset about him being there. Why? Just park somewhere normal and move on. You have such a fragile ego li...

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Lildeeds7
Lildeeds7· 29d ago

Not going to stop the car spotter dorks from swarming it. No parking spot is safe

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marmite_wueen
marmite_wueen· 30d ago

Wouldn't want anyone looking at a car now would we

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jgbyq3_sjakcdc5
jgbyq3_sjakcdc5· 29d ago

Perfect parking

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Bold-Lion894
Bold-Lion894· 30d ago

Well yeah I mean duh. You aren't going to spend that kind of money and risk it getting door dinged

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marstospa_ce
marstospa_ce· 29d ago

Well they did pay 4x the price of a regular car so really should get 4 stalls 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Sttange_chip_3434
Sttange_chip_3434· 29d ago

4x the price of a regular car? More like 30-40x the price of a regular car. Those things are like 2 million dollars when new and even more on the second hand market.

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CoolKeeper_301
CoolKeeper_301· 29d ago

L parking, js give me the car atp i gotchu🙏😭

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si_lLychillly
si_lLychillly· 30d ago

I allow it. * back of the parking lot * also a rare expensive car

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Happy_Otter
Happy_Otter· 29d ago

When I had a nice car, not this nice though, I would park in the back 40 like this to avoid door dings because people sucked. It was always interesting cause other people would park their toys near the back near it but not by it.

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Electronuc-Dish-4963
Electronuc-Dish-4963· 29d ago

This is the way 👆

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Ka_rmasLittleBitch26
Ka_rmasLittleBitch26· 30d ago

Honestly if I'm in a jesko im also gonna make sure NOBODY else can park near me either

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Calm-Dragon175
Calm-Dragon175· 29d ago

Smart parking. In a run of the mill BMW…. absolutely not. In a $3M Koenigsegg…. yes.

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0z0t7gu3m-z16p9t3s
0z0t7gu3m-z16p9t3s· 29d ago

Shit parking because they don't want anyone else closer . Not my truck.......

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Dulk-Artichoke-2313
Dulk-Artichoke-2313· 30d ago

If it was a Lambo or a Ferrari, I’d be like “come on bro, you aren’t *that* special” But a Jesko? Bro gets a pass from me.

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SuMmerN8
SuMmerN8· 29d ago

☝️💯

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Useful_Rangerine4338
Useful_Rangerine4338· 30d ago

That’s okay.

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Ok_YoGurtcloset1170
Ok_YoGurtcloset1170· 30d ago

☝️

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vendingmachin_esushii44
vendingmachin_esushii44· 29d ago

Not upset.

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Cool_Hawk253
Cool_Hawk253· 30d ago

☝️

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KeenFalcon1715
KeenFalcon1715· 29d ago

Rad car

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97j9818tkgca
97j9818tkgca· 29d ago

Hey, he left just enough room for me to back my Yaris into right next to his driver's side door without blocking the next spot.

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CalmWolf299
CalmWolf299· 29d ago

For a car like this? Fine For the absolute asshole at my local gym with a lifted f150 and takes up the first 4spots. No.

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CRK74
CRK74· 30d ago

Not at all, he's far away and that's a real nice car

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di866kqp_jqoj9e7r
di866kqp_jqoj9e7r· 29d ago

Clearly, they want a door ding

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riunderscore28
riunderscore28· 30d ago

typical americana manhasset driver.

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S_ijeLiz
S_ijeLiz· 29d ago

A car like that shouldn’t be in a regular old parking lot. Dickey the damn thing just to prove my point.

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brave_otter
brave_otter· 29d ago

If I had that car I wouldn’t want anyone parking next to me

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Immidiate-Amount3587
Immidiate-Amount3587· 29d ago

Not this time.

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ClearCat171
ClearCat171· 29d ago

That’s not bad parking, that’s an impromptu mobile art display.

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Angry_Fish338
Angry_Fish338· 29d ago

If you own a jesko you park how and where you like. If you do not own one, stay away

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aver_yR1993
aver_yR1993· 29d ago

Meanwhile the guy with Bugatti Veyron parked normally between the lines !🙂

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Well_SocialiZed7
Well_SocialiZed7· 29d ago

This car costs nearly twice as much as a veyron, which is incredibly weird to say.

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jMh215
jMh215· 30d ago

Imo, those rims dont look like they belong on a $3.5 million dollar car. But I do love the Jesko.

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SpringtroNic315
SpringtroNic315· 29d ago

Jackass parking.

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Old_Hawk175
Old_Hawk175· 29d ago

Badass Parking

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MomtrelPH
MomtrelPH· 29d ago

For 4 million I’d say he should have parked about a mile away from the nearest car but that’s just me, I literally could not afford this car if I put my entire being into it so that’s just me ig

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thisisvega_s36
thisisvega_s36· 30d ago

Holy crap I would park *so far* away from that insurance liability I might even park in another lot.... I'd definitely go gawk at it though.. Is it a bad parking. *Technically*, yes. Is it understandable that they parked like that? Definitely yes. And it looks like they parke...

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JustunGodfrey
JustunGodfrey· 29d ago

If he's in the way back, he's fine.

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Savagee_x3
Savagee_x3· 29d ago

They did that on purpose so no one parks next to you. If you know you know.

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CornarOfficE08
CornarOfficE08· 29d ago

Absolutely bad parking, not far enough away if there is a vehicle next to him.

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Comfortable_Fall-577
Comfortable_Fall-577· 29d ago

Who the heck does this guy think he is?

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IamAlOtOfMe23
IamAlOtOfMe23· 30d ago

Acceptable when car cost more than a house

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Copio_usCool61
Copio_usCool61· 29d ago

I'll allow it.

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zzilk6
zzilk6· 29d ago

That’s exactly how you park one of those. 🤷🏼‍♂️🤘🏼

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Verdant_light1234
Verdant_light1234· 29d ago

It's purposeful parking. Those things are so low you have to open the doors fully to get out. Needs 2 spots unfortunately, and looks like he's parked far far away so I give a pass.

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FoxCrisp29
FoxCrisp29· 29d ago

According to the car stupid driver.

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Well_SocialiZed7
Well_SocialiZed7· 29d ago

Ok we need to come to an agreement that not all forms of “bad parking” are made equal. Some dude taking two spots at the far end of the lot for a $100k+ car isn’t being an asshole. Taking up two spots right in front of the store? Asshole.

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RowDyRich23
RowDyRich23· 30d ago

Damn that's a cool car.

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EagleWitty58
EagleWitty58· 30d ago

A lot of nice cars at Americana Manhasset

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Clear_Otter984
Clear_Otter984· 29d ago

A total pass for parking at the back of the lot, and due to the cars size/doors.

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Constany-Training996
Constany-Training996· 30d ago

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Sharp_Tiger756
Sharp_Tiger756· 30d ago

Absolutely not bad parking

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Happy_River423
Happy_River423· 30d ago

Nah this is fine. I wouldn’t want some idiot trying to park next to me if I owned that.

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TeeHMerig67
TeeHMerig67· 30d ago

Just because you spend more money on a car, doesn’t mean you get to take two spaces. Dude is a jerk and can park his precious elsewhere.

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tandymUss
tandymUss· 29d ago

I get the asshole sentiments. But the amount of people in here that are humble bragging about wanting to park next to this car and try to force the issue… any type of ding or scratch or whatever happens to this car would financially drain any normal person. Your insurance will...

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CoolKeeper_301
CoolKeeper_301· 29d ago

parking spot quantity comes with car value, he couldve taken 4 and i wouldnt of batted an eye

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MouTheOM88
MouTheOM88· 29d ago

😂 there is truth here

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Resilient_Hort_67613
Resilient_Hort_67613· 29d ago

If you buy a hand made supercar by a bald guy with a cool name, you too.. Get to park like an asshole.

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HappyPhoenix621
HappyPhoenix621· 29d ago

Yeah, the Jesko can slide.

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ASpranr
ASpranr· 30d ago

Definitely a reasonable scenario here

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fullstack_ung5
fullstack_ung5· 30d ago

I don't blame them except they should be at the furthest location.

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-Cleab-Sky-
-Cleab-Sky-· 29d ago

I would use that splitter as a step and continue walking over the car.

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Justin_Godfrey94
Justin_Godfrey94· 30d ago

lol no you wouldn't you don't have the balls

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Ok_YoGurtcloset1170
Ok_YoGurtcloset1170· 29d ago

The car parked at the edge of the lot. There could be 5 guys in a large lot for all we know.

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SubJect_Goat2122
SubJect_Goat2122· 30d ago

So it’s the other cars in the lot that determine whether this driver parked well?

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twdVermont8
twdVermont8· 29d ago

Nope, parked it perfectly at the back.

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elxXip
elxXip· 30d ago

Parking lot door ding → small carbon scratch → $20k–$60k repair is very possible.

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4j0qgx4np9
4j0qgx4np9· 29d ago

as long as it’s not a lifted f150

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Dragon_8060
Dragon_8060· 30d ago

Over $500k I think there is an acceptable pass.

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jmaBbz
jmaBbz· 30d ago

3-6 million 😬

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