Who was it? š¤£.
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Why? Just do it in a tote like everyone else...
Just find a bathroom its a legally protected right.
ā¦Who the fuck is shitting in a tote? Just find a bathroom. I donāt care if it takes awhile. If your DSP has a problem with that, then they suck and you need to find another one.
Thats gotta be a flex driver lol
Yeooooooo Amazon said theyād deliver a package, not drop one off š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
I don't know if I should be more disgusted that he did it in public, or that he didn't wipe...
He kinda did a couple but dips like my cat does. Maybe he's part cat and he'll just lick it clean later?
I mean.. usually when I poop, I pee as well. So like did he just use his pee and a self bidet or something
Donāt make assumptions now. a good amount of the packages are made of paper.
https://preview.redd.it/suwisi7wu3pg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc8353dc09ff9191084e6efc18d8e437807eea9c
Damn he got that stank doo doo butt since he didnāt wipe.his girlfriend or boyfriend is gonna see skid marks 
Nah, he came inside the truck and used some paper packages.
Poor choice doing it inside an apartment building hallway which usually has a bunch of cameras.
Well, he stared at the camera before doing it, so he probably stared at it because the lobby gave him some stupid rule so he returned the favor 10x. Unless he was quitting that day, thatās wild. Obv not a flex driver this time with actually wearing a uniform
You can see him spot the camera. Then he goes down to where he thinks the camera canāt see him because he canāt see the camera
Imagine your dsp having to coach you for this š
Iāmā¦ gonna go out on a limb here. Maybe he just couldnāt hold it anymore. He knew it was gonna come no matter what, so he did what he could with that knowledge. Iām hoping thatās it, because I canāt think of *any* other justification for this. And in fact, I donāt want to thin...
dude.. accidents happen due to poor planning. but then you do your best to clean it up. you don't just shit on the floor and flee the scene??
....nah...if his need was the bad, he wouldn't be walking around so casually before taking said deuce. I have shat my pants in public before. I was at the mall with a friend. He said he saw the moment it happened because I went from running to the bathroom to clenching my c...
Then you shit your pants you don't squat inside someones building and just shit on the floor. There is no Justification for what he did.
Take the vest off if you are going to do something stupid in public.
when you gotta go, you gotta go could have chosen a better place to drop a deuce
Learn how to poop in a water bottle! JFC!
https://preview.redd.it/xdpool1uf4pg1.png?width=882&format=png&auto=webp&s=fa97ef3cef408931487a51c4eb44f9bc03431a49 yeah Iāll just drop a pencil thin turd into a half full water bottle and hear a little bloop as it splashes cleanly at the bottom
always always always act like someone is filming you at all times people
Amazon hires anyone. Heres the proof!
don't ask me how I know, but shitting in open air rather than into water. REEKS. Had to be pandemonium in there after.
That's a crisp as fuck camera picture
I dont wanna rep the vest anymore š
This tops the dude that pissed in another apartment building.š¤£
That one is on everybodyās bingo card.
Maybe delivery drones arenāt so bad
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My dude you got like 40 totes to choose from and a van you can shit in private wtf
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Definitely getting fired and possibly catching a charge
U guys donāt wear diapers while delivering????
Flex driver
Seems like a spoof and not real life.
The goat š«¦
When you gotta go, you gotta go. That shit sounded explosive too.
Oh hellll nah
Smile your on candid camera
Am I cooked?
Bro at least go under that hidden space under the last stairs, rookie
bro... oh my fucking god
Flex driver
a no wiper is crazy, thereās a plant right next to him
Welp I can say this Iāve never seen anyone shake hands with an Amazon driver š
if you gotta go you gotta go
Porties are pretty accessible in parks and at some houses š
Goddamn Flex drivers
Dude was getting schwifty.
What a flex thing to do
DSP DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR DIGNITY
I get if people have gastrointestinal issues but other than that with a good diet you typically use the bathroom at scheduled intervals each day. How do pepple surprise š© .
Plot twist: had taco bell for lunch.
Bro got dookie for brains, you know he felt that shit coming on 30 minutes ago. Now he famous
Not always. Sometimes it comes like right away.
Exactly shouldāve gone before doing the deliveries. He knew he had to go and proceeded to deliverš¤¦š»āāļø Probably couldāve gone to leasing office and found a place to wash his hands since apparently hes not a wiper
He doesn't even look old, why couldnt he just hold it. Absolute trash.
Only old people have health issues?
IBS? Crohn's? Flu? there's other reasons other than age related issues
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