Wha is the funniest item school graffiti has stated about you?

Mr TeachermanCT is a bald mother fucker. Personally,I can’t deny that statement.

“MR. LATE IS MEAN AS FUCK!” and then under it, in a different scrawl: “you just soft b*tch!” It took everything in me not to go back with a red sharpie to capitalize the Y and put a comma after “soft”. Edit: missed a word

I’m a man and I teach high school and a woman teacher showed me a picture of graffiti about me in the girls bathroom: “I need me a man like Mr. \[my name\]. he seems shy and submissive but underneath he got that fire.”

Not about me but someone on the inside lid of each of the mini trash cans in the girls bathroom wrote “congrats on not being pregnant!” It’s a middle school smh I thought it was hilarious though

I once went to work on a Saturday to grab something random from my room. The school was covered in graffiti. So I got to make my now favorite phone call to the principal. He asked what was the graffiti of and I replied “Lotta dicks sir. Lots of dicks.” There was drawings of se...

“Mister (My name)…Wash Your Hands!” in huge red permanent marker in the boys room. 🤦

“Mr (name) makes math complicated” but they misspelled complicated

Whats a lezbean? Two beans that start a legume term relationship quickly.

Ms Catiku eats pussy. Which honestly, as the token straight person in my friend circle, I find delightful.

When I was in high school there was a full mural of Mr. Y with a gray speech bubble saying, "Chemistry is a Gas." I can't promise he didn't do it himself. The man was a character.

> MR HEYYYYYYYY_SATAN’S WIFE SHOULD DIVORCE HIM This was written in the back of my classroom.

Can I share a bar from a “diss track” that name-drops me? “Mr. Rek has superpowers, he should be in Marvel. Sometimes he wears clown shoes, stole them from a carnival.” Tbf, I used to rock a pair of red dunks and my feet are not small. That rap retired them, lol.

It wasn’t graffiti per se, but during lunch some kids were playing Hangman and the answer was, “Mr. ______ always gotta doo doo.”

No graffiti, just the gay rumor. Which is true. And the bitch rumor. Also true.

Not me, my father in law: “Dean _____ smokes homegrown.” He was the dean of the business school at a well known US university.

In the hallway right by my door it says  “Ms. [my name] is a bitch”.  It was written by a kid I sent out there for being disruptive. I noticed it and didn’t care enough to erase but later I found that another kid had come back and crossed it out.

Girl was acting up in class years ago. I sent her to the hallway for the rest of the hour. She wrote on the carpeting outside my door, "Mr. <me> sucks dicks." Had to be hard to do, because that was some rough carpet.

“FUCK YOU MRS ______” carved into a lab table; next to a poorly carved penis, might I add

Not about me but calling everyone an “ass whole” is etched in the bathroom stall at mine.

She has no butt

“Mad dog is such a b.”

Not something funny, but interesting. I came to school early one day and found spray painted on the side of the school: Fuck you Mr. Ican. I stared at it for a bit when the head football coach came over to me and said, “It took you four years to get that. It only took me two w...

Fuck ms _____

When I was in high school there was a full mural of Mr. Y with a gray speech bubble saying, "Chemistry is a Gas." I can't promise he didn't do it himself. The man was a character.

😂😂😂😂

[Does me boyf thinks Im a lesbean](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s8J-fMneP4)?

“Ms. Adventurous Pay has a small but”

I was skinny because of crack I like big black d¡cks

This is from before I was a teacher and worked at a bar. One day before we opened, I wrote “(My name) IS HOT” in the women’s restroom(I’m a man, btw). I started getting a lot more hook-ups.