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The wolves are complaining that the sheep aren’t breeding

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127 Comments

CoolEagle297
CoolEagle297· 28d ago

"Anything goes with Biden". Says a lot right there.

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95digguy
95digguy· 29d ago

I'm confused. Are they blaming Biden because Canadians aren't having enough babies?

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jcarter316
jcarter316· 28d ago

They want the magical perfect immigrant. White, middle classed or higher, well educated, culturally compatible, but willing to be paid very little for shitty jobs and live in awful housing and be too ignorant of their rights to ever complain.

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AngryLion428
AngryLion428· 28d ago

If you want humans to breed, make groceries, houses, and healthcare affordable. Make salaries high enough to cover cost of living for a family. Its not fucking rocket science.

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Lazy_Bear
Lazy_Bear· 29d ago

"But what about our shareholders? Our quarterly report doesn't matter to you?" /s

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ANEB0ME
ANEB0ME· 28d ago

Or they can continue to price gouge you at every opportunity and either offshore the jobs or bring in immigrants to work those jobs for less than a domestic citizen would. Just to clarify I’m not against immigration I’m against people of all walks of life being continuously ...

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excellent_Charge_913
excellent_Charge_913· 28d ago

Make life stable enough that you can plan anything. Kids are a long term commitment that lasts beyond this quarter's earnings cycle.

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Kleanse_Your_Sole
Kleanse_Your_Sole· 29d ago

ULine is generally terrible. And calls for economic cattle to fill the capitalist needs is nothing new.

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whiTefox72
whiTefox72· 29d ago

But the free gifts when you purchase!! Its the only thing that makes christmas parties worth while for the employees! Some shit blankets and camping chairs! /s!!!!

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f9w78wu5y-6fb9
f9w78wu5y-6fb9· 29d ago

Hah we were leafing through the uline catalog at work the other day and I was pointing out how outrageously overpriced a lot of their products are. Like one thing was a plastic hand cart like you’d use at the grocery store but it had an extendable handle and wheels to pull aro...

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raven386
raven386· 28d ago

Northern Illinois person here. Fuck uline.

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PassengerNo73_30
PassengerNo73_30· 28d ago

Call a spade a spade; "We need humans to *buy* our stuff. The warehouses that use AI /robotics don't order consumables like gloves, PPE, restroom materials, hardhats and entrance mats like human-operated ones do. We need *employees* to pay minimum wage and work ragged to maint...

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aver_yR1993
aver_yR1993· 28d ago

They already found a workaround. Uline got caught committing immigration/ VISA fraud by shipping Mexican employees to the US warehouses under ‘worker training VISAs’ only to have them work regular warehouse jobs for long hours. Womp womp. Seems like they want harsh immigrati...

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PhoenixCrispy92
PhoenixCrispy92· 28d ago

Maybe if people could work a job for 15 years and retire with a pension, while being able to afford a house they may be more inclined to have kids. Elizabeth Uihlein is so out of touch. It reminds me earlier in my career when my boss told me I shouldn't be so stressed from h...

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TomatoClo_wn24
TomatoClo_wn24· 28d ago

"We also pay very well." - Yeah, I'll bet. Note that this is an afterthought, mentioned only after how "beautiful" their warehouses are... inadvertently reveals where they place employee welfare.

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flitchY_45-
flitchY_45-· 29d ago

Any bets that it’s $1.00 over minimum wage and she thinks that’s crazy high pay? …when that would be under $18k a year, which is hard to eat and keep a car running on, much less pay rent. Kids? Hahahaha ^hahaha *wheeze*

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Justin_Godgrey30
Justin_Godgrey30· 28d ago

i love the bragging of air conditioned warehouses like... yeah? if your facility is in a location that gets hot, air conditioning is a must? just bc other companies dont climate control their warehouses doesnt mean thats the ethical thing to do?

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CalmMoose972
CalmMoose972· 28d ago

To be fair. They do pay decent. The flip side. You are being paid to deal with this crap. This letter isn’t even the full picture of the crap the employees have to deal with day to day. If you think your job is micro-managed, you’ve never worked at Uline (god forbid you use ...

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KeenViper3769
KeenViper3769· 29d ago

This lady is always whining but never wanting to actually do anything to make her company more appealing to work for, and keeps throwing money at horrible candidates and policies. A perfect example of how you can be genuinely horrible at your role but the company has such stro...

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mighty-cloud6744
mighty-cloud6744· 28d ago

Did you not read it? She has heated/air-conditioned warehouses! What more could you want??

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BraveTiger592
BraveTiger592· 28d ago

"Dress code." Dude is wearing a tie for a call center job.

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everyt_Hingels
everyt_Hingels· 28d ago

When I applied, they wouldn't let you have tattoos, facial hair, or piercings... in 2015.

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32y9uvgmgoc9
32y9uvgmgoc9· 28d ago

I have heard women still have to wear nylons and heels every day. F that!

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Cyxni_deAngel
Cyxni_deAngel· 28d ago

The Canadian immigration system is an absolute mess right now. It’s only a shining example in this corporate leech’s eyes because they often receive kickbacks from the Canadian government for hiring TFWs (Temporary foreign workers) and thus suppressing wages and restricting ac...

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BrightStorm423
BrightStorm423· 28d ago

So, not that different than the USA. Basically an opportunity for a business to find an even more desperate soul and treat it more shittily than it would treat a locally-born worker. What's funny in light of this ad (from those batshit ULine people no less) is that the job m...

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theatlanti_c37
theatlanti_c37· 28d ago

💯 not to mention our infrastructure spending is insufficient when comparing to this huge influx, so our institutions, roads, basically anything public is crumbling underneath our feet.

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mAnintheredroom
mAnintheredroom· 28d ago

As a Canadian, this confirms a lot that I have already suspected. Mass immigration wasn't for the betterment of Canada; it was for the betterment of big business. Otherwise ULine would have had to increase their wages, and that would never do. As to her claim they pay well, I ...

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novagRidt
novagRidt· 29d ago

When Carney first got into office and he met with business leaders he said “their first concern was tariffs, their second concern was access to foreign labour.” The government will ofc screw over everyone involved who isn’t lobbying for a massive company.

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Emer_gencyArachnid734
Emer_gencyArachnid734· 28d ago

The Uihleins (Richard and Elizabeth) are billionaires and have been Republican donors for decades, particularly after Citizens United. Both are heavily right-wing, and Wikipedia puts him squarely in the far-right category. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_and_Elizabeth_...

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toddp_32
toddp_32· 28d ago

Don't worry, they'll get their way and burn our planet before anyone is ever held accountable so I don't know anyone is making a fuss.

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Eastern_Idea1621
Eastern_Idea1621· 29d ago

Fuck it, they can't put my tubes back in. There ain't no forcing me to have kids and I bet a lot of other people are starting to go the same route too.

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PandaBold22
PandaBold22· 28d ago

They told us that we will own noting and be happy. Why most of us should bother making children when they are going to take them away anyway?

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SilentWolf485
SilentWolf485· 28d ago

Here's a nice resource page where you can find alternative places to shop for the stuff Uline sells. https://refuseuline.com/Alternative-Resources

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canye_East
canye_East· 28d ago

Never ever ever buy anything from these Nazis.

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TypicalTemperat_ure23
TypicalTemperat_ure23· 29d ago

This is rambling nonsense. I feel like I shouldn’t be assembling a puzzle to figure out what these paragraphs mean…

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NeatViper5793
NeatViper5793· 29d ago

You fix low birth rates by increasing immigration, oh wait...

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zzill5
zzill5· 28d ago

There are way too many humans on this planet. We are destructive in a way that no other species alive today could ever dream of being. I understand the need economically for each generation to come along to keep everything moving, but a slow down sounds like a great idea to me.

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vIctorubus
vIctorubus· 28d ago

It's Uline. The owners are right wing nutters. Their dresscode for offices is men in suits and women in skirts and tights year round (at least when i applied years back). The owner also showed up to the warehouse still under construction and threw a tantrum abput it being mess...

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D_emmamom
D_emmamom· 29d ago

To be fair, Uline in Milwaukee, which is likely where this is from, does pay its warehouse employees ~$30/hour, which is actually quite high for the area. My understanding is that the culture is hot dog shit, though. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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Insane_Snow47
Insane_Snow47· 28d ago

"Surprisingly, some people know what 1.6 means. Equally surprising- some people do not know what it means" okay who wrote this? Dumbest writing I've seen.

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Free-Eagle306
Free-Eagle306· 28d ago

Absolutely no mention about why people are choosing not to have children, only the consequences that have an impact on thier business.

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Cow_boy_2017
Cow_boy_2017· 28d ago

Strict drug policy let me introduce you to not enough younger workers.

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UsefulTangerinE4340
UsefulTangerinE4340· 29d ago

And it looks like many of those who do have kids in the US are heading for the exits, if they can. As a father, I scared to death for my kids' futures in this country.

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HovarcraftMotoR9408
HovarcraftMotoR9408· 28d ago

Barely even had to read it before knowing it was Uline. What a garbage company.

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Virhhia
Virhhia· 29d ago

OMG I used to work for this right wing MAGA craphole company. She has been doing this for years. The owners of this company are dangerous and delusional. Avoid ULINE at all costs.

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HomeNuwWTF44
HomeNuwWTF44· 28d ago

my grandparents: when are you two going to have kids? me: when am i going to afford a 6 bedroom 3 bath house with 80 acres, two vehicles, a few pets, a vacation once a year, and atleast a family night every month on a single income? grandparents: ............ This but wides...

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dollstreal97
dollstreal97· 28d ago

Pay enough and they will come.  There’s enough workers - they just don’t pay enough.  Also I thought AI is taking everyone’s jobs? Fewer jobs means fewer people are needed.

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PhoenixClever18
PhoenixClever18· 28d ago

Boycott Uline, and then boycott all businesses that partner with Uline.

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TeMporary-Lond-8442
TeMporary-Lond-8442· 28d ago

I run a small business with my partner and we had to spend considerable time finding packaging not from ULINE. This woman is a legit crazy person and we couldn't have lived with ourselves if we enriched her company while running ours. It's a point of pride for many local ...

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Ka_rmasLittleBitch26
Ka_rmasLittleBitch26· 29d ago

Uihlein Translation: Please increase the labor supply so I don’t have to pay more to attract workers to my business.

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Pombalian1
Pombalian1· 28d ago

I stopped buying from Uline years ago once I ran across this twatwaffle’s personal propaganda in each Uline catalog.

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hz7tgnl4zwmk06eq
hz7tgnl4zwmk06eq· 28d ago

Ugh, Liz is The Worst.

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HelpWithMYaddic_tions
HelpWithMYaddic_tions· 28d ago

If they want people to have kids they need to make sure people are financially stable and feel comfortable with the cost and responsibility. At the moment the average person is near or below the poverty line with how little jobs want to pay.

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Justin_Godfrey42
Justin_Godfrey42· 28d ago

Their phone CSRs have to wear ties? I've been in call center work for 20+ years in 3 different companies. We had/have dress codes, but at worst, I've had to wear a t-shirt and jeans. Even our leadership mostly wears polos and such. If I'm sitting tethered to a desk for 8-10 ho...

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Inner_Chamistry8971
Inner_Chamistry8971· 28d ago

I couldn't get past the awful writing in this to make counterfactuals...

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Sloani_3412
Sloani_3412· 28d ago

Give me 100k a year raise and we can talk kids

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Brave_Penguin
Brave_Penguin· 28d ago

At least uline is always consistently tone deaf . I mean they are ghouls but they don't lie about it

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5e05637gc-xnswapo
5e05637gc-xnswapo· 28d ago

The elites spent decades saying were not entitled to food, housing, education, etc. So I guess they aren't entitled to us having children to continue this terrible system. It works both ways.

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0cqhmb6_v8thadov
0cqhmb6_v8thadov· 28d ago

Ah Liz, one of my favorite reads, from someone who likely has not had to toil a day in her life!

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Icy_Fox379
Icy_Fox379· 28d ago

Liz Uihlein is a MAGA nut-job and just an all around terrible person. I know a bunch of people that have worked for Uline, and they have all said it is the worst job they have ever had.

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EagleVast29
EagleVast29· 29d ago

Let's have more babies until we're sure we won't need them thanks to AI*.

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5j8gak90tiqqo
5j8gak90tiqqo· 28d ago

Keep our country's name out of your filthy mouth - Sincerely a Canadian.

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Loud_Ad-2280
Loud_Ad-2280· 28d ago

even during dual fuedal times, there were much more incentives to have kids than today

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NeatViper5793
NeatViper5793· 29d ago

I stopped reading at "Uline"

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ParticuLar_Parking_4
ParticuLar_Parking_4· 29d ago

Fuck the Uihleins.

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Pleasant-Ganache-183
Pleasant-Ganache-183· 28d ago

Fuck the Uihleins.

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BerrYBoilu
BerrYBoilu· 29d ago

Uline is a POS company and my company tries their hardest to NEVER support them.

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Sfgate72
Sfgate72· 28d ago

They gave Trump $100 million and treat their employees like garbage and have a five day in office shirt and tie dress code. Fuck that family.

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improbsable68
improbsable68· 28d ago

“Not enough younger employees” Have you tried offering better pay and benefits, Liz?

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Dark-Mountain511
Dark-Mountain511· 28d ago

This is one of the top funders of MAGA dude. Look em up. They’re as bad as the DeVos family.

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dollstreal97
dollstreal97· 28d ago

People get babies when they trust they will be able to provide for them. The US can easily improve birth statistics by lowering costs for raising children. But that would mean a loss of corporate profits short term so let’s import workers from elsewhere. The world migration is...

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johnarosz1990
johnarosz1990· 28d ago

MAKE. US. MORE. SLAVES. And then we can blame you for having kids you couldn't afford.

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douB_len28
douB_len28· 28d ago

Who do they suppose cleans their warehouses? Mean maximum Summer temperatures in the ninties, but *some* warehouses are airconditioned. Mean minimum winter temperatures in the minus thirties, no mention of heating.  Let me guess *which* warehouses are struggling to retain ...

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Clear-Lion921
Clear-Lion921· 28d ago

Why does there need to be a dress code, strict drug policy, and inflexible working hours at a warehouse in ass end of nowhere? This isn't brain surgery. Look, I wouldn't want a forklift operator to come to work drunk (though, I suspect alcohol is actually allowed under their ...

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ethereel4xp
ethereel4xp· 28d ago

Young Americans: We can't afford to have kids. CEOs: But *we* can't afford to have you not have kids!!

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FalconBlue88
FalconBlue88· 28d ago

Maybe make the USA great again (living wages, time off, benefits, social safety nets, etc), or continue down the billionaire path and have a total collapse.

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CoolHawk278
CoolHawk278· 28d ago

Par for the course for these Uline screeds. Surprisingly tame for Liz, actually, compared to some past ones I’ve seen.

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BoldBear392
BoldBear392· 28d ago

This bitch.

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usetOday
usetOday· 28d ago

ULINE (the company) is a massive Trump supporter. Fuck em.

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atjo_nes6
atjo_nes6· 28d ago

I'd have ten kids if I could afford them their housing, and necessities. I have as many kids as I can afford as a college graduate professional making "good money." Exactly zero kids.

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Hidden_Samsquanche96
Hidden_Samsquanche96· 28d ago

Ah yes, we need more young people to feed the capitalist machine. Bezos needs a fourth luxury yacht and Elon can't seem to burn enough fuel in his private jet. What we NEED, is healthcare, living wages, education, welfare and TAXATION OF THE FUCKING RICH!!!

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SpekificPomelo_8281
SpekificPomelo_8281· 28d ago

Can we just say "I'm paying you half" to our bills, groceries and subscriptions and expect them to still give is the same level of service? No. Then companies can't complain about "nobody wants to work" when they pay terrible wages. You get what you pay for.

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0z0t7gu3m-z16p9t3s
0z0t7gu3m-z16p9t3s· 28d ago

Canadian citizens (and citizens in every Western nation) aren't having kids because housing and life in general is unaffordable and their governments are importing hundreds of thousands of immigrants every year who make heavy use of public assistance and make things even MORE ...

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Calm-Tiger334
Calm-Tiger334· 28d ago

As bad as it is, this represents progress from these folks. Criticizing both Biden and Trump is a big step. They run some of the biggest warehouses in the country and need immigrant labor badly. The business model is built on it.

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1ifebyjey
1ifebyjey· 29d ago

I hate her so much.

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Eager-Bird555
Eager-Bird555· 28d ago

When Canadian businesses can hire people under min wage, they will ONLY hire those people. Meaning Canadian kids and teens can’t get starter jobs. The unemployment rate for teens - 25 years in Canada is 14.2%

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Bright-River423
Bright-River423· 29d ago

It took me way too much reading to realize this was from U-Line and not a drunk rant from Bucky the Badger.

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Bright_Dragon273
Bright_Dragon273· 28d ago

I d bet the rent, Uline entry level pay is poor.

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4wxs828fu-1652xzd
4wxs828fu-1652xzd· 28d ago

The Uihlien family donated money to build a soccer complex on the Northside of Milwaukee. I play indoor soccer at that complex. During COVID, they shut down mid session and all teams were asked if they wanted to donate a prorated portion of their session fee to the park or jus...

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breadboibtett
breadboibtett· 29d ago

I just read this today!

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Jusyin-Godfrey
Jusyin-Godfrey· 29d ago

Ha ha ha. I just read this today. We get Uline catalogues all the time at my office and I ALWAYS turn to the back to see what insane boomer rant she’s written this time. The last few have been about issues Uline has with getting employees and keeping employees. A previous on...

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bleOch3434
bleOch3434· 28d ago

"In warm areas, like Ontario, Ca...." says some dumbass who has clearly never been to Canada

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FairWhale469
FairWhale469· 28d ago

The boomer gen is the biggest generation in human history, as they die off the number of people needed as a whole goes down because you have less people, it's not a hard concept to figure out.

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Camel_StrOker
Camel_StrOker· 28d ago

Your businesses will rot because we don't give a shit anymore about replacement rate. You can choke on all that AI you're investing in....

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zzi_ll4
zzi_ll4· 28d ago

in his opinion overturning RvW, Justice Thomas literally refers to the declining birth rate as a reason why we shouldn't be able to have rights.

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crispy_ohare
crispy_ohare· 28d ago

The words to describe this screed are as follows: Patronising, condescending, arrogant, delusional and oblivious. Not *once* did she ask *why* are less people having kids. Not once. But we've got all the lovely warehouses, they're sooooo lovely. Come work for whatever minimu...

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AccotDing-Ad-9158
AccotDing-Ad-9158· 28d ago

Hasn't trump killed off a bunch of jobs, particularly in manufacturing? Feb jobs report wasn't great.

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Calm_Cat
Calm_Cat· 29d ago

Got the part about locations, saw Allentown, and wondered "What are you paying", because I'm familiar with pay rates in the area. Then I saw "Uline", and it all made sense. Their problem isn't lack of workers. It's being a shitty company nobody wants to work for, especially w...

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ParticuLar_Parking_4
ParticuLar_Parking_4· 28d ago

You can always count on Liz Uihlein for an absolutely dog shit opinion.

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Itchy_Compitition_34
Itchy_Compitition_34· 29d ago

This woman/company always has unhinged things to say. This is not the first post from something she said.

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panda-happy49
panda-happy49· 28d ago

Isn't she the one who complained about people not staying loyal to their companies? Also, they have a reputation for a corporate culture of micromanagement

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twdVermont8
twdVermont8· 28d ago

The owner is a big MAGA supporter

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TypicalTemperat_ure23
TypicalTemperat_ure23· 28d ago

American democracy: a system where citizens elect who manages their contributions to the defense budget.

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zzil_l7
zzil_l7· 28d ago

I can't believe they referenced Canada...

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Right_Asite6214
Right_Asite6214· 28d ago

“We’re not having enough babies to replace people who are retiring!” Meanwhile myself and other every 20-something new grad takes months or years to get a single entry level job, ghosted or auto rejected without anyone even reading your resume.

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FrogLazy76
FrogLazy76· 28d ago

Anyone have an alternative to Uline? I hate that I buy so much from them at work

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EagleQuiet90
EagleQuiet90· 28d ago

Uline owners are right-wing assholes. Fuck them and all of their opinions.

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theindape_ndentonline
theindape_ndentonline· 28d ago

I do hate the always smuggled assumption that servitude to others is "inherently good". And more is better? The idea of people being free to look after themselves, not trapped into servitude because the tons of plentiful resources are fenced off by greedy tyrants. "We need ...

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FedUpHRog
FedUpHRog· 28d ago

Yes, young people love a dress code and a strict drug policy for the honor of working in a warehouse.

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Otter_3025
Otter_3025· 28d ago

Your title is not the point of her essay. Did you actually read it? No snark intended.

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AdSpecialist6601
AdSpecialist6601· 28d ago

I knew it was the ULINE lady as soon as I saw the format. She's batshit

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BadgerSmooth46
BadgerSmooth46· 28d ago

Fuck uline. They're trumpster

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ItDeHittinDifferent
ItDeHittinDifferent· 28d ago

Ugh, the owners of Uline are gross

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Flick12kmife
Flick12kmife· 28d ago

Wake up, babe. ULINE’S new unhinged propaganda letter dropped.

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xzIll6
xzIll6· 28d ago

They think all the poor people are Sheep but not realizing that they forced Mountain Goats in the field as well, and goats ain't timid and WILL fight back, in a world that only wants sheep and Wolves, Be a Goat.

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OtterSmooth17
OtterSmooth17· 29d ago

Why this this office slop vendor engaged weird immigration propaganda using her company's name??

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Useful_Rangerine4338
Useful_Rangerine4338· 28d ago

Right wing company. They don’t care about anyone but themselves. Avoid.

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mAnintheredroom
mAnintheredroom· 28d ago

These jerks want you to keep having kids while allowing AI to take all the jobs. Who pays for them? Corps are wanting their profits to keep going up and the only way to increase them is by adding to the population.

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DepententPeanut1309
DepententPeanut1309· 29d ago

Brilliant. let's pay less or nothing to people and expect them to have children with purchasing power. fuck the upperclass

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ProfessOr66
ProfessOr66· 28d ago

"We've made the world so that you and your spouse have to work overtime just for basic necessities, we've made childcare and healthcare unattainable, polluted the land, air, and water, monitor your every move everywhere you go, and education is designed to permanently trap you...

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1ifebyjey
1ifebyjey· 28d ago

Enrollment dropped from 1,700 to 1,400 because 300 kids died in school shootings.

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cnn75
cnn75· 29d ago

I don’t think this was written by a “wolf” lol just a garden variety moron

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