Massive tree fell in my front yard, blocking the door.
Luckily no one was hurt and no damage to the property! Only just have to discover the best, most economic approach to get rid of it now lol
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I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY
In my neighborhood it would be people trying to sell solar panels or do a "free roof inspection."
NO WE DONT COVER TREE DAMAGE
Bright side… much better than falling on your roof.
For as much as it sucks, and will be a pretty big hassle to remove, we got insanely lucky with how it fell
"massive" - me sitting here looking up at the dozens of 100-foot white pines that menace my house all day.
My 18v skill 'chainsaw' could probably handle this one. Lol
Ok yea that’s a whole other level! But ~50ft felt big enough for me to say that. If it was 100ft I wouldn’t have half my house anymore
Cheapest option would be to build a front door extension into a treehouse
Oh hell yea I’ve always wanted an extension on the house anyway
Shhhhhh it's sleeping. Put a blanket over it.
 It's chainsaw time
Oh yeaaaaa!!! Kind of looking forward to it, finally have an inarguable excuse to buy a chainsaw. Suck it, wife!
Where is this “Massive tree”? I just see a tree.
Sorry I don’t live in a redwood forest lol
It's hiding behind the shrub that fell over
That is NOT opportunity knocking! 
Most economical way to remove it is to rent a chainsaw my dude
a chainsaw will cut it into pieces. need a truck or a trailer to remove the logs, limbs, and branches
That doesn't even look that massive. I bet I could move it. - someone's dad probably
Sometimes storms can be a real birch.
Glad you were able to escape this terrible incident and document
You should hire some motivated beavers
Just use the backdoor. Front Door belongs to the tree now.
omg this happened to my roommate's parents last year! if you have a chainsaw you can actually sell the wood to people for firewood and make some $$ back.
You got about $100 in free firewood. Cut and stack cords by the house and it'll dry by next winter. Or post on a FB woodworking page and somebody will come collect it
You shall not pass.
That’s a little tree, pull out your chainsaw, in an hour you would have it cut up.
Looks average to me.
*medium tree
Looks like an invasive species.
It blocked the front door but you got a picture from both inside and out… 2 people? One trapped inside? One trapped outside? Or is somebody exaggerating here…? Hmmmmm?
lol I basically have to crawl out. Obviously I can manage but it’s certainly not convenient