Walk of shame out of the gas station bathroom with a fire hose for a faucet.
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Exactly, I thought we were all taught from a young age to just own that shit. Yeah I pissed my pants, I’ll piss your pants too if you aren’t careful
calicocutpants.com It’s got NOTHING to do with piss.
Even RAPPERS wear them!
I just saw they released this new summer line, love the color! 😉
You gotta give tho. Otherwise the whole site goes dark
I wouldn't think you pissed yourself with that water pattern
At least you washed your hands. So nothing to be ashamed of
At least everyone knows you washed your hands thoroughly.
It's the stroll of success not the walk of shame
That’s like a 10-sec walk, no? Not a big deal
if you piss your pants and it looks like this, PLEASE see a doctor
Chill out, man, it’s just water.
Sure old man.... lol.
The older you get the less things like this matter...
Go for broke when that happens. 
Dude this is nothing compared to when you actually know it's piss but try to play it off as water
Those ain't piss dots. That's got nothing to do with piss. Those pants come like that with those little dots. They're *really* in style right now, even rappers wear them..Don't believe me? Look it up yourself, go to [calicocutpants.com](https://getcalicocutpants.com/)
You gotta give!
https://i.redd.it/k16eb0f8ywog1.gif
🎶He pissed his pants He pissed his pants🎶 
Yeah i believe you🤭
Bro pissed all over himself and decided to post it online for clout lol
Don't kink shame me
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If I dribble and it's obvious I also splash myself a bit from the sink. Nobody can tell the water spots from the pee spots and I'm tall enough that it's believable
People will assume it's either a sink splash or you really need to see a urologist.
Psssh, at least you can wear shorts where you are! *-cries in Wisconsinite*
Tell em it’s piss.
Been there. Always step to the side. And consider the urinalysis design and the type of splash pad before you start; many of these combinations will end up spraying your shorts.
That’s hot
# Walk of shame out of the gas station bathroom with a fire hose for a "faucet" Fixed it for you.
I was ecstatic last week when I got on the bus at 6.30am to a soaking wet seat. Getting to work with a wet arse was awesome. I'm sure it was just water though 🤣🤣
Me when I wear khakis to the office
The last drop goes inside the underwear bro
you peed on it you peed on it didn't you lil piss boy
For what its worth, as a fellow guy, I wouldn't even notice that much less think its piss. Not even close to the right pattern, even for splashes.
The kid in my elementary school who smelled like pee had the last name Hanes and, at an early age, I found that ironic
Been there and done that, funny how it never seems to happen when I'm wearing dark colored pants . \-Nate