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Awful parking?

Not for a Jesko.

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CoolKeeper_301
CoolKeeper_301· 29d ago

Honestly, for that nice of a car and how far away they parked, I'm not even upset lol.

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Local_Inbication9668
Local_Inbication9668· 30d ago

I would definitely be fine if the owner is nearby to move it if need be

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tigersmHs07
tigersmHs07· 29d ago

💯

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Fuzxy_Tough_27
Fuzxy_Tough_27· 29d ago

Yeah I'll give a pass on this one. Also pretty clear they angled themselves so people could take photos.

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Quique1224
Quique1224· 29d ago

Multi million dollar hypercar, rediculously wide, weird door mechanism making it wider, parked in the back of the lot, he gets a pass

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aupk6u66_0n8
aupk6u66_0n8· 30d ago

My rule has always been: Anybody can have two spots of they're willing to walk from the furthest away spots.

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roya_ltyV3
roya_ltyV3· 29d ago

100% agree if they are in the back than they get a pass.

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SureIdsue8264
SureIdsue8264· 29d ago

this vehicle has a door mechanism that if you park in a standard parking spot and someone parks next to you too close you may not be able to open the door. fyi

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Yewa_tod77
Yewa_tod77· 29d ago

Yeah, because it wasn’t engineered to be driven to a mall in the suburbs.

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Adventurous-ROot91
Adventurous-ROot91· 29d ago

Don't get that car then you don't get to piss on the floor because you're too short for the urinal. Figure it the fuck out. 🤣🤣🤣

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Vast-Ed-9356
Vast-Ed-9356· 30d ago

It definitely shit parking, but when it comes to something like this I'm fine.. just imagine trying to explain to your insurance if you actually door dinged that car.

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Careful_Line_2026
Careful_Line_2026· 30d ago

ik people that would do it on purpose ppl suck

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Brave_Potato
Brave_Potato· 29d ago

Had a driver (truck driver) call in an accident one night. Said he clipped a mirror on a car and was waiting for a the police to come make a report. he asked me about 5 times if he would be fired. I kept telling him no... his record was clean and the company would only "automa...

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Calm_SignifIcance139
Calm_SignifIcance139· 29d ago

After reading the comments, I don’t understand why expensive cars get a pass. Never mind. Money buys privilege.

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johnarosz1990
johnarosz1990· 30d ago

Why should any car deserve any parking spot? To get the most utility out of parking, the closest third of the parking lot should be reserved for only those who have more than two occupants. Then the middle third for two occupants, and the last third for individuals. The reaso...

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No_Repeay-00
No_Repeay-00· 30d ago

Context matters; if you knock your door off an $80k BMW SUV, it goes to a body shop for a respray. Knock your door off this Jesko and it probably gets shipped off to one of 3 mechanics in the US to X-ray the structural integrity of the carbon fiber doors, god forbid it needs r...

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Did_youjustsee_thot
Did_youjustsee_thot· 29d ago

There’s a difference between a $200k Lambo and a $3M Koenigsegg

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Clear_Otter984
Clear_Otter984· 29d ago

Smart parking, in this case

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Calm-Tiger334
Calm-Tiger334· 30d ago

Agree. With that car. NFW am I going into one spot.

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bobbasawyer98
bobbasawyer98· 30d ago

Nah that gets a pass. You shouldn’t park next to that. You’d be bankrupted if you looked at it funny. He’s doing everyone a favor not leaving his car in a position morons that can’t park might ding it. Imagine if you will, how willing you’d be to park next to a 3 million dol...

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OtterCalm85
OtterCalm85· 29d ago

So you're saying this guy spent an absurd amount of money on a car so he's entitled to park like this? Nah. I'd park next to him and make him climb through his passenger side to leave that spot.

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fadedtiger3602
fadedtiger3602· 29d ago

> Imagine if you will, how willing you’d be to park next to a 3 million dollar art piece. Imagine how willing you'd be to park a $3M art piece in a regular parking lot like this. If I had a car like that I would only be talking it out to the track or to special events. If...

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hj_f25
hj_f25· 30d ago

That lil princess can do whatever she wants

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Cool_Hawk253
Cool_Hawk253· 29d ago

"Nice Lambo man!" 👍

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Kranb_erryMany403
Kranb_erryMany403· 30d ago

I still would've parked next to him

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Droib_6506
Droib_6506· 30d ago

Why

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TimmySEnseii
TimmySEnseii· 29d ago

clown

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Sloani_3412
Sloani_3412· 29d ago

Same. And zero guilt.

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LynxQuiet79
LynxQuiet79· 29d ago

For that car, this is proper parking. 🅿️

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HomeNuwWTF44
HomeNuwWTF44· 29d ago

Agree 💯

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Ninja_4828
Ninja_4828· 30d ago

Yep, driving a fancy car is not a license to be a jackass!

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Coalr_ober25
Coalr_ober25· 29d ago

At over 3 million dollars, they’re doing you and your insurance a favor.

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Zzill9
Zzill9· 29d ago

No this can park where ever the fuck it wants lol hell it probably owns the lot.... i know its bad parking and all but this thing cost 5 mil+

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Lazy_Fox
Lazy_Fox· 29d ago

I once drove a coworker to a meeting in a different building - about 1986. I drove a 2 door sporty Chrysler with big doors. The only open spot was next to a vintage 1965 blue corvette stingray - the car was friggen BEAUTIFUL. The kind of car that absolutely makes you stop and ...

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BearerOfCalamities6
BearerOfCalamities6· 30d ago

That’s on you for not leaving your phone number either with the secretary inside or on a piece of paper on the car. You should feel guilty. You are responsible for the damages your passenger caused. Insurance follows the CAR not the specific passenger who made the damage.

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AdvancedMarsuPial705
AdvancedMarsuPial705· 29d ago

Guilt is a cruel bitch. She never leaves you, and she never makes you happy

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ahaSian
ahaSian· 29d ago

So the fiberglass door/quarter panel of the Corvette dented? Hmm...

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Brave_Frog
Brave_Frog· 29d ago

The way I see it, as long as they’re parked far enough away who cares. At the end of the day this guy is probably doing someone a favor, if you’re tired, hop out your car real quick for work and ding this person’s car, you’re in crippling debt. He’s simply trying to avoid the ...

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Zen_Cat307
Zen_Cat307· 29d ago

Ah but there are cars right next to him meaning that this is used not far away parking.

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GooseFancy84
GooseFancy84· 29d ago

Eat the fucking rich.

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CRK74
CRK74· 30d ago

It’s not so much how he parks, it’s that this thing exists in the first place

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PhoenixNifty67
PhoenixNifty67· 30d ago

🤡

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Paulybytes___89
Paulybytes___89· 30d ago

Envy 😀

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Justin-Godfrey84
Justin-Godfrey84· 29d ago

I think he can get it a little more sideways to really make sure nobody parks near that awesome car. It's only slightly in the other space. Do better man! Take your half, the middle half!

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BoldBadger4484
BoldBadger4484· 29d ago

The amount of low wits in this sub that can't see parking at the back of a lot is fine, absolute surface level NPC thinking. This is fine.

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NewLion567
NewLion567· 29d ago

I wish I could see more of the lot. From the pictures we have it's not possible to see how many parking spaces are available.   I very much dislike the "bad parking" posts where there is plenty of open parking and the "offending" car is far away. I always get down voted when...

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dolonite592
dolonite592· 29d ago

Agreed however I think it's also the most entertaining part of this sub loll

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Yoink_sTa
Yoink_sTa· 30d ago

Dont buy cars that force you to park like a dick

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vIctorubus
vIctorubus· 29d ago

My Yaris 100% would fit within the lines in that right spot.

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CalmDog226
CalmDog226· 30d ago

I normally hate bad parkers but if this was my car I probably would be parking like this too. In some cases, it is understandable why someone parks like that.

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Useful-Tangerine4340
Useful-Tangerine4340· 30d ago

I will allow it

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everyt_Hingels
everyt_Hingels· 29d ago

He’d be so upset when he came out to my beat up car parked so close he can’t open the door. Sad day for him. 😐

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marrymeodel_l
marrymeodel_l· 29d ago

Youd be going out of your way just to spite this guy who did literally nothing to you. Him just existing triggers you. You can’t exist in the same parking lot without being upset about him being there. Why? Just park somewhere normal and move on. You have such a fragile ego li...

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FoxCurious83
FoxCurious83· 29d ago

Not going to stop the car spotter dorks from swarming it. No parking spot is safe

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dollstreal97
dollstreal97· 29d ago

Wouldn't want anyone looking at a car now would we

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32y9uvgmgoc9
32y9uvgmgoc9· 30d ago

Perfect parking

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the-Stick23
the-Stick23· 29d ago

Nope, it’s intentional. You do not want folks right next to a car like that cuz the doors could be hard to open

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DarkMountain701
DarkMountain701· 30d ago

For sure. My title was a bit tongue in cheek

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InsaNeSnow45
InsaNeSnow45· 30d ago

Single vehicle cost more than most the rest of the lot combined. Def gets a pass.

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FedUpHRog
FedUpHRog· 29d ago

Well yeah I mean duh. You aren't going to spend that kind of money and risk it getting door dinged

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BoldMoose428
BoldMoose428· 29d ago

Any supercar gets a pass tbh. Only stupid when people do that with a 20-40k car

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si_lLychillly
si_lLychillly· 30d ago

Well they did pay 4x the price of a regular car so really should get 4 stalls 🤷🏽‍♂️

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LynxLazy41
LynxLazy41· 29d ago

4x the price of a regular car? More like 30-40x the price of a regular car. Those things are like 2 million dollars when new and even more on the second hand market.

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ParticuLar_Parking_4
ParticuLar_Parking_4· 29d ago

Shit parking because they don't want anyone else closer . Not my truck.......

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Clear_Tiger360
Clear_Tiger360· 29d ago

When I had a nice car, not this nice though, I would park in the back 40 like this to avoid door dings because people sucked. It was always interesting cause other people would park their toys near the back near it but not by it.

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1evs8eo_i7lydgj
1evs8eo_i7lydgj· 29d ago

This is the way 👆

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jiwonkwxn57
jiwonkwxn57· 29d ago

Honestly if I'm in a jesko im also gonna make sure NOBODY else can park near me either

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CoolDragon384
CoolDragon384· 30d ago

If it was a Lambo or a Ferrari, I’d be like “come on bro, you aren’t *that* special” But a Jesko? Bro gets a pass from me.

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Free_Storm942
Free_Storm942· 29d ago

☝️💯

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Maleficent-Hat5832
Maleficent-Hat5832· 29d ago

That’s okay.

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Maker_6710
Maker_6710· 29d ago

☝️

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Profes_sionalWar2369
Profes_sionalWar2369· 30d ago

Not upset.

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Calm_Shark863
Calm_Shark863· 29d ago

☝️

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GladBadger736
GladBadger736· 29d ago

Rad car

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InsaNeSnow45
InsaNeSnow45· 30d ago

Smart parking. In a run of the mill BMW…. absolutely not. In a $3M Koenigsegg…. yes.

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zx_ill6
zx_ill6· 29d ago

Hey, he left just enough room for me to back my Yaris into right next to his driver's side door without blocking the next spot.

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6vmjru1rcrb8
6vmjru1rcrb8· 29d ago

For a car like this? Fine For the absolute asshole at my local gym with a lifted f150 and takes up the first 4spots. No.

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Mr_SpicyBrain968
Mr_SpicyBrain968· 29d ago

Not at all, he's far away and that's a real nice car

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1ifebyjey
1ifebyjey· 29d ago

Clearly, they want a door ding

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Otter_1232
Otter_1232· 30d ago

typical americana manhasset driver.

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DarkMountain845
DarkMountain845· 29d ago

A car like that shouldn’t be in a regular old parking lot. Dickey the damn thing just to prove my point.

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FuzzyTiger6818
FuzzyTiger6818· 30d ago

If I had that car I wouldn’t want anyone parking next to me

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Yewa_tod77
Yewa_tod77· 29d ago

Not this time.

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LivongHeart5227
LivongHeart5227· 30d ago

That’s not bad parking, that’s an impromptu mobile art display.

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ccacCus
ccacCus· 30d ago

If you own a jesko you park how and where you like. If you do not own one, stay away

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toddp_32
toddp_32· 30d ago

Meanwhile the guy with Bugatti Veyron parked normally between the lines !🙂

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RobleVi_ejo
RobleVi_ejo· 30d ago

This car costs nearly twice as much as a veyron, which is incredibly weird to say.

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MasterEthan14
MasterEthan14· 29d ago

Imo, those rims dont look like they belong on a $3.5 million dollar car. But I do love the Jesko.

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PhoenixBrave60
PhoenixBrave60· 30d ago

Jackass parking.

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South_Limit_1849
South_Limit_1849· 30d ago

Badass Parking

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GooseFancy84
GooseFancy84· 29d ago

For 4 million I’d say he should have parked about a mile away from the nearest car but that’s just me, I literally could not afford this car if I put my entire being into it so that’s just me ig

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Moth_4861
Moth_4861· 29d ago

Holy crap I would park *so far* away from that insurance liability I might even park in another lot.... I'd definitely go gawk at it though.. Is it a bad parking. *Technically*, yes. Is it understandable that they parked like that? Definitely yes. And it looks like they parke...

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Zzi_ll6
Zzi_ll6· 29d ago

If he's in the way back, he's fine.

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Patarokun28
Patarokun28· 29d ago

They did that on purpose so no one parks next to you. If you know you know.

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Happy_River423
Happy_River423· 29d ago

Absolutely bad parking, not far enough away if there is a vehicle next to him.

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5e05637gc-xnswapo
5e05637gc-xnswapo· 29d ago

Who the heck does this guy think he is?

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1dgbq4b49b_nd3oq6yk
1dgbq4b49b_nd3oq6yk· 29d ago

Acceptable when car cost more than a house

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InsaNeSnow45
InsaNeSnow45· 30d ago

I'll allow it.

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Frog_2669
Frog_2669· 30d ago

That’s exactly how you park one of those. 🤷🏼‍♂️🤘🏼

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Emos_kips57
Emos_kips57· 29d ago

It's purposeful parking. Those things are so low you have to open the doors fully to get out. Needs 2 spots unfortunately, and looks like he's parked far far away so I give a pass.

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HappySeAweed5213
HappySeAweed5213· 29d ago

L parking, js give me the car atp i gotchu🙏😭

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Exciting_Will6255
Exciting_Will6255· 30d ago

According to the car stupid driver.

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zzoll6
zzoll6· 29d ago

I allow it. * back of the parking lot * also a rare expensive car

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Slight_ShIgt_9119
Slight_ShIgt_9119· 30d ago

Ok we need to come to an agreement that not all forms of “bad parking” are made equal. Some dude taking two spots at the far end of the lot for a $100k+ car isn’t being an asshole. Taking up two spots right in front of the store? Asshole.

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therea_lAjani
therea_lAjani· 29d ago

A total pass for parking at the back of the lot, and due to the cars size/doors.

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SubJect_Goat2122
SubJect_Goat2122· 29d ago

Damn that's a cool car.

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mesme13
mesme13· 29d ago

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FuzzyFox8372
FuzzyFox8372· 29d ago

A lot of nice cars at Americana Manhasset

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BadgerNeat96
BadgerNeat96· 29d ago

Absolutely not bad parking

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PeterThetruthSeekar
PeterThetruthSeekar· 29d ago

Nah this is fine. I wouldn’t want some idiot trying to park next to me if I owned that.

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DullSage46
DullSage46· 30d ago

Just because you spend more money on a car, doesn’t mean you get to take two spaces. Dude is a jerk and can park his precious elsewhere.

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Savagee_x3
Savagee_x3· 29d ago

I don't blame them except they should be at the furthest location.

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Ok_Trash9649
Ok_Trash9649· 30d ago

I get the asshole sentiments. But the amount of people in here that are humble bragging about wanting to park next to this car and try to force the issue… any type of ding or scratch or whatever happens to this car would financially drain any normal person. Your insurance will...

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Jusyin-Godfrey
Jusyin-Godfrey· 30d ago

I would use that splitter as a step and continue walking over the car.

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Camel_StrOker
Camel_StrOker· 30d ago

lol no you wouldn't you don't have the balls

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sikLychillly
sikLychillly· 29d ago

The car parked at the edge of the lot. There could be 5 guys in a large lot for all we know.

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Coalr_ober25
Coalr_ober25· 29d ago

So it’s the other cars in the lot that determine whether this driver parked well?

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JordanLee
JordanLee· 30d ago

Nope, parked it perfectly at the back.

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exha_ustmosk69
exha_ustmosk69· 30d ago

parking spot quantity comes with car value, he couldve taken 4 and i wouldnt of batted an eye

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FuzzyEagle6348
FuzzyEagle6348· 29d ago

😂 there is truth here

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Embarrassed-QuiT-795
Embarrassed-QuiT-795· 30d ago

If you buy a hand made supercar by a bald guy with a cool name, you too.. Get to park like an asshole.

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Fi_ranka
Fi_ranka· 29d ago

Parking lot door ding → small carbon scratch → $20k–$60k repair is very possible.

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FedUpHRog
FedUpHRog· 29d ago

Yeah, the Jesko can slide.

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FedUpHRog
FedUpHRog· 30d ago

as long as it’s not a lifted f150

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AlternAtive_Dot-34
AlternAtive_Dot-34· 29d ago

Definitely a reasonable scenario here

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g35menaxe
g35menaxe· 29d ago

Over $500k I think there is an acceptable pass.

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Jolly-Whale639
Jolly-Whale639· 29d ago

3-6 million 😬

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