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BigBlacKsmi_th5196
BigBlacKsmi_th5196
29d agoShopping/Delivery

Why can't folks only just put their normal names in their order?

It's not resembling any of us trying to steal their identity.

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61 Comments

lUmpycurvevalls
lUmpycurvevalls· 29d ago

https://preview.redd.it/0316nhpyguog1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e24908893bde6898ec9e3db2d3e5661990800ec

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bromEnr-61
bromEnr-61· 30d ago

that’s a good way to get your shit stolen or eaten lmfao why fuck with the people delivering your FOOD??

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DiRectorExact7010
DiRectorExact7010· 29d ago

I mean its funny reading it but imagine someone who english isnt their first language walking in saying, pickup for Fuh Q. Thats comedy right there 🤣

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DatBoI_86
DatBoI_86· 29d ago

lmfao

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Old_Hawk175
Old_Hawk175· 29d ago

I dont look at it and see a name, I consider it a password for the order. I give the password/name to the restaurant to get the right food. I check that the password/name is on the slip attached to the bag. If a person meets me for drop off, I request the password/name b...

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CrispTiger1245
CrispTiger1245· 29d ago

it doesn’t matter

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PhoenixClever18
PhoenixClever18· 29d ago

I think it's funny. Go to Starbucks and say " I have an order for Optimus prime" lol. I had one named " a pirate named fred"

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EagerHawk126
EagerHawk126· 29d ago

top comment

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g9oy1ttyrxt3k
g9oy1ttyrxt3k· 29d ago

I don't put my real name for privacy reasons. I don't want anyone to know where I live, and having my name attached to an address on a platform where literally anyone could be my driver makes me uncomfortable. That said, I don't have anything outrageous. Just initials.

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Clever-Eagle678
Clever-Eagle678· 29d ago

“I don’t want anyone to know where I live …” Yo must not get very many deliveries …

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Eager_Whale709
Eager_Whale709· 29d ago

It also is infuriating when they order to a business and don’t put a name or any way to find them. And their always in a meeting

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theatlanti_c37
theatlanti_c37· 29d ago

This.

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Sloani_3412
Sloani_3412· 29d ago

I do not like delivering these orders as they feel very sketchy. But by the time you see the name, you're already trapped in it.

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north_cAnedian_ice
north_cAnedian_ice· 29d ago

You know what's funny I don't even look at the name until I get to the residence even when I hit arrived at store and it shows the name if I can't pronounce it I just show the phone and say I am here for DoorDash pick up for this person. By now you're not going to look stupid ...

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BearSwift54
BearSwift54· 29d ago

My DD name is I.C. Wiener

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z_zIll6
z_zIll6· 29d ago

Pizza delivery for I.C. Wiener, man I got to start reading these

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No_HunkEt_1176
No_HunkEt_1176· 29d ago

-- who cares

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HappyPhoenix621
HappyPhoenix621· 29d ago

Euric Hunt is my fav.

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z_zilm6
z_zilm6· 29d ago

Is better than asking for Nick R

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Cariful_Line_2024
Cariful_Line_2024· 29d ago

I got one that was N word (actually spelled out) G. Sucked.

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BrightStorm423
BrightStorm423· 30d ago

IDK what the protocol is, but I feel like I’d report these people when I’m done with the order. That’s some BS and it’s not a game. I’ve already delivered to some sketchy people, and not even in sketchy neighborhoods. Hell nah…

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Clever_Otter
Clever_Otter· 30d ago

Depending on what they ordered, I might report after pickup, but before drop off.

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UpperBrief680
UpperBrief680· 29d ago

Personally I couldn't care as long as it's not something disparaging towards people, they're paying money, let them look like unfunny dorks.

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Eager_Whale709
Eager_Whale709· 29d ago

Who cares?

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Bold-Wolf10
Bold-Wolf10· 30d ago

https://preview.redd.it/0h5vgjdgruog1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb056a82ab2c56d4acaa241f321621d19602d302

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Bright_Tiger288
Bright_Tiger288· 29d ago

Went to school with a kid named Jack Moore, we always said his middle name was Mehoff

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bromEnr-61
bromEnr-61· 30d ago

Because it shouldn't matter unless you're going into a building where you have to look their name up on the list if that's the case then yeah they are just idiots

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uniqu_orn25
uniqu_orn25· 30d ago

Kxninex was one i had recently

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dogn_Ocat
dogn_Ocat· 30d ago

I had one customer, the name was "I Ht Wht Ppl". It took me a minute, then I called support, they told me I was the 3rd person to call about the name. Some of those names get real interesting

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twdVermont8
twdVermont8· 29d ago

That person is either a troll or just a stupid person.

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aupk6u66_0n8
aupk6u66_0n8· 29d ago

Because they want everyone to know they love butts.

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Angry_Fish338
Angry_Fish338· 29d ago

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eConhistoryrules
eConhistoryrules· 29d ago

I have ordered a few times myself. I don’t even know how they do this.

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vendingmachin_esushii44
vendingmachin_esushii44· 29d ago

This is as annoying as when I was doing Lyft … we drivers were required to have our full face pic in our profile, so riders could see who we are — but the riders weren’t (they’d put pics of themselves at a distance, of their pets, etc), so we could never be certain who we were...

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Naleficent_Hat5831
Naleficent_Hat5831· 30d ago

Tired of “Food Critic” names. Like that’s not getting you anything more than you order

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1dgbq4b49b_nd3oq6yk
1dgbq4b49b_nd3oq6yk· 29d ago

Food critics won’t openly say it either, because the whole point is to get the same service as everyone else, it’s pointless if you’re getting a level of food and service nobody gets. I had a food critic name delivery, no tip, asking me to go back for sauces they forgot, and...

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9lwxle-lo5u8u3
9lwxle-lo5u8u3· 29d ago

Surprisingly I never came across one lol

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zx_ill6
zx_ill6· 30d ago

https://preview.redd.it/11awi5wf1vog1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9798d913a2006b312bbd4df67b8ae070f4daa660

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SloaNe_3415
SloaNe_3415· 29d ago

That's wild 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Zzill6
Zzill6· 30d ago

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Bold-Lion894
Bold-Lion894· 30d ago

Lighten up Francis, it's not harmful but funny calling out Oreoooo! And tham one time you did that thing with that cow...

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Justin_Godgrey30
Justin_Godgrey30· 30d ago

My name is not Francis but ok.

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6xo5xqg18q
6xo5xqg18q· 30d ago

I delivered pizza to Sans Undertale once https://preview.redd.it/alm56p76xuog1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=507271b167d49e55d26375cb909c81fc4bc3f78a

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lUmpycurvevalls
lUmpycurvevalls· 29d ago

I thought this said "I Heart D"

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TheUniT70
TheUniT70· 29d ago

I once had someone named “Payyback” and it was in the middle of the ghetto, truthfully not sure why I did the delivering, BUT, this man tipped $40 CASH!!! It honestly made me rethink some of the weird names, mans was so happy I brought him his food. Even complimented me 😂 tho...

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BoldFox4374
BoldFox4374· 30d ago

I got one for a guy named slimey g once.

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CatRapid23
CatRapid23· 30d ago

Did an order for Rizzlord one time

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OWn_Lie8775
OWn_Lie8775· 29d ago

https://preview.redd.it/9zm01o66cvog1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75d963760494282cb8df2b83d4bc32a11aaa2033

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Adorabli_Lettuce3291
Adorabli_Lettuce3291· 29d ago

Anita dicks

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Virhhia
Virhhia· 30d ago

Dixie Wrecked

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PizzaRepresent
PizzaRepresent· 30d ago

Awe the ball lover

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AlternAtive_Dot-34
AlternAtive_Dot-34· 30d ago

I have mine as Joe Nuts and my thought process was someone could get a good laugh about it. Also I tip well so why the fuck would the dasher care ya know?

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Ok_Dedign_6841
Ok_Dedign_6841· 30d ago

Had a “Cody’s mom” and the address was cougar lane

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HappyShadow140
HappyShadow140· 30d ago

It was probably an order for someone else. Like a boyfriend or something like that sent food to someone. It's dumb not to use their name but I get what's happening here.

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Happy-Mountain442
Happy-Mountain442· 29d ago

I delivered to Benadryl yesterday lol

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BigBlacKsmi_th5196
BigBlacKsmi_th5196· 29d ago

My ex had his as "Radz Holocaust" should've been a red flag.

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Loud_Ab-2280
Loud_Ab-2280· 29d ago

I don't know, maybe for the same reason that Doordash Drivers put in some ridiculous names themselves? What's the difference?

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CleverPanda8415
CleverPanda8415· 30d ago

I had a customer call herself “YER MOM”. She had me drive 26 minutes from 7Eleven with taquitos she was craving. She was an employee at Michigan Career Technical Institution.

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leonatoi27
leonatoi27· 29d ago

Never underestimate just how stupid parents can be when naming their kids. Ive worked with two different people at two different jobs that both had the name Imunique. Im pretty sure im getting the spelling wrong though, because they both had some ridiculous stupidly-creative w...

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Yuki_EHee
Yuki_EHee· 30d ago

I don't think it really matter if a customer use there real name or not. I as Dasher personally don't care. I mean I got one where there name was KpopL and it was funny as heck

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IdDKindheartedness94
IdDKindheartedness94· 30d ago

Bc they scam

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