Fart Spray
A student decided it could be a really good concept to spray liquid ass ( fart spray ) in my room. My class had to be evacuated and we lost the entire class period. I was so angry, disgusted and just generally depleted that I said to my AP I am taking tomorrow off. Why is this even a product someone can buy? I’m so done with this year.
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I’ve been seriously considering getting some of this and spraying it in the corner bathroom where all the boys go to skip class and vape. I get called at least once a week to go run them out of the bathroom…maybe it time to fight the juveniles with more juvenile means
The only acceptable use of that product, tbh.
Take my uptoot!
Ok this is brilliant.
Wow! Fart spray was a thing way back in my early days of teaching (40 years ago), but I haven't heard about fart spray in decades.
Yeah, I'm sure it's still available on Amazon or whatever, but I really feel like it can only be ordered from some magazine by dad won't buy for me (I'm 40 lol)
It's a staple of r/UnethicalLifeProTips along with piss disks....
Kids these days! Back in my day we used pepper spray in school to evacuate rooms, not some weak ol’ stink spray!
I posted a couple of weeks ago about this happening in my room. I had to evacuate too. It’s so bad.
Sorry that happened. It really is a terrible smell that lingers my students were gagging .It was my last straw for an already rough week.
Please god don't be a tiktok trend
A student did this to one of my colleagues, and she left the room and barricaded the students inside. She is a legend.
This sounds illegal
That's punishing the innocent students who didn't cause the problem though...
Isn’t that false imprisonment?
Oh yeah, the actual Liquid Ass brand is no joke. We had a 9th grader pour one out —not just spray it — in a classroom a couple years ago. Several of us actually barfed it was so bad! I swear I could still smell whiffs of it a week later!
> I swear I could still smell whiffs of it a week later! This made me LOL
I have heard about that specific brand and I'm not sure that people understand how heinous it truly is. Now I'm not sure how bad pepper spray is or anything that is regulated as a weapon, but that stuff is seriously way worse than enduring a bad smell.
Its so so bad
Wtf is it even made of??
I'm pretty sure using liquid ass in a combat setting actually constitutes a war crime
Oh wow, this brings me back. I graduated in the 2010s and a kid my freshman year sprayed this stuff into I think an air vent? I don’t remember exactly how they did it, but our school was temporarily evacuated and the teachers opened all the windows. They didn’t send us home, t...
Was this in NJ? In 2007, when I took a high school placement exam (private high school) we had to take it at the elementary school because someone sprayed liquid ass into an air vent in the high school.
Kids at my school get expelled for that now because the first time it happened multiple students had violent physical reactions.
Wow you can expell kids at your school? Lucky
Once a kid took a girls pepper spray out of her purse and sprayed it and claimed “I thought it was perfume.” The whole building burned your eyeballs walking through and everyone was coughing like crazy. They propped open the hallway doors but it didn’t air out for many hours
I did that to myself as a little girl in the backseat of my aunts car thinking it was perfume on her keys 😵💫😭😆 — core 90s memory
When I was in college my roommate wanted to see what would happen if you sprayed pepper spray and decided the best place to do that was our dorm (size reference, it was a single converted into a double). It was uninhabitable for a couple days.
Liquid ass has been around since the beginning of time
And students have found it hilarious and effective the entire time!
I had this happen earlier in the year. Then got in trouble for spraying an aerosol to try to mask the smell. The student had recess detention and was given the spray back. 🫣
Too bad one can’t spray the rest of that in the student’s parent’s vehicle.
As staff we use it and spray it into the kids’ restrooms, that way they won’t hang out there during class! /s - just in case
Liquid ass 💀💀😂😂
Im pregnant and if anyone does this in my classroom I WILL projectile vomit onto them ON PURPOSE. lol.
Years ago, I worked in a shop in the mall where we sold this stuff. Every time we sold some, we made the buyer swear they wouldn't use it anywhere in the mall, because if they did, we would be forced to stop selling it. I have to give them credit, every last one of them kep...
Pranking people with fart spray is a thing on TikTok at the moment. That's the likely culprit for the idea.
When I was in a sober living house my roommate put liquid ass in another guys vape
When I was high school 30 years ago, we emptied six cans into the hvac system and everyone got to go home and had three days off while they were investigating what the hell it was. Ahh, what a misspent youth. 🤣
Middle school was fun because you'd walk into the hallway and have to play a fun game of "fart spray or weed" where you guess why it smells bad today
I remember "fart spray." Let me tell you — "Liquid Ass" is a whole 'nother level.
i made my kids stay in the room because i don’t have much of a sense of smell while im sick, they’re the ones who have to just deal 🤷🏻♀️ thankfully it wasn’t a lot but yeah, yall can suffer i am not willing to lose a class over this
The product exists so Mark Rober can make his annual glitter bombs for pitch pirates
Lol. Sorry, but I'm laughing my ass off. My husband is 47 now, but when he was 16, he sprayed that into one of the vents at his high school, and eventually it spread around the whole school and they evacuated the entire school thinking it was a gas leak.
OMG! I graduated since 2020, those things were MAJOR online for pranks, we wanted them so bad as kids! Liquid ass is infamous. Anyways, I used to sit at lunch with a group of guys I had befriended a little bit, and one day one of them brough liquid ass. He tore it out of the ...
You have got to get them back.
In the early 00’s my friend threw fart glass vials in the classroom. (they were tiny vials full of a nasty smelling liquid and when thrown to the ground, the neck of the vial would break cleanly off). Anyways, class evacuated and room stunk for 24 hours. He got a few days susp...
Happened to me this year. Twice. I felt so disrespected. Went to Admin who threatened those students involved with suspension and then it stopped.
I just can’t fathom how bad it smells. I need to smell for myself. I would never but I had the idea to spray it in a bar or somewhere public & watch people’s reactions.
Evacuate everyone but the student who sprayed it. Stand in the door keeping them inside and let them back on the musk.
Any consequences for the student. Let me guess--not.
They made it at my high school in chemistry class
cmon I would have loved that as a kid
Absolutely not.
Depending on where you live, that could actually be considered assault and arrest worthy.
OMG, kids are wild
This is hilarious I’m sorry
You took a day off for fart spray? I sincerely wish I had that problem.
No , I took the day off because it was the last straw in an already shitty week and the spray made me sick. But by all means tell me how delicate I am. You have no idea the shit I deal with on a daily basis.
I just stuck a little annoyer in my leads backpack. It beeps between every 1 second and five minutes and lasts three years.
I was that kid twenty years ago =/
It’s a product someone can buy because it’s an immature but contextually hilarious prank. We did this to my cousins car before he left for work and watched him through the window look around concerned that a homeless man slept in his car or that he shat himself. As for your ...
Honestly, I’m very much aware of the product and I’ve had family members use it on each other as well. It was a statement out of frustration and more ment to be rhetorical. Hence the rant tag. As you mentioned in a classroom setting it’s not appropriate. Yes, the student will ...
"I was so angry, disgusted and just generally depleted that I told my AP I am taking tomorrow off." You've clearly posted this to get sympathy and support for taking the day off. I'm almost speechless that you feel a need to do that. We'd all like the day off. I think I'll ta...
We can freaking take off however many freaking days we freaking want to whenever the freaking hell we freaking want to. I think I’ll take tomorrow off actually just ‘cause of your comment. Thank you for inspiring not just your students, but me too. ♥️
Jesus, you're 100 and learned how to post on Reddit? Someone give Granny a fresh diaper, she earned it!
You clearly haven’t had the pleasure of smelling that shit. It is much more than a fart smell. It gave me a headache as someone had to open all the windows in my room to air it out. Obviously, the post was a rant to people I feel would understand my frustration. I was depleted...