Was given my first freaky shop and deliver!!!!

Once had an order for.a vibrator and oreos..only the one she wanted they didnt have. I figured she was down bad and needed it, so i called her with the thought process of "if shes willing to talk to me about which to get, ill go over all they had" Manager had to get a couple f...

Someone’s about to have a better night than I had.

How was the tip 😆

thos oreos look kinda good fr

i'd be so awkward carrying this stuff up to a register that i'd just order it on doordash too and make someone else take the fall for being freaky lol

Call me a prude but Lemon Oreos is too far.

A vibrator, Oreos, whipped cream and baby oil nothing normal comes from that combo😭😭😭


Plan B failed me! I wouldn’t trust it!

Did they invite you in?

water based lube people cmon

Feels like a condom or other contraceptive would be a better preventive option. Plan B suggests you should try to have a plan a?

Wonder what the Oreos are for

Lemon Oreos though 😕

 I have an idea who’s this going too

3 is company

clearly she’s had a hard week

darn i’ve only had orders for condoms, day after pill and pregnancy test…i wanna shop for the toys!! lol

I tried my hardest not to laugh at this. But it still happened.

people are a lot more bold than i am, i would be so embarrassed to order these things for delivery. i’ve been too embarrassed to just buy condoms before, this is a whole other level 😭

I will never forget the time I DD'd a pregnancy test (needed a pic of a negative during covid times to get prescribed my medication) and just felt like adding some ice cream for funsies. The lady who delivered left the sweetest note ever, presumably because she thought I may b...

I had one of those and it was pin coded. Held full eye contact AND made sure our fingers brushed on the hand off. Never saw her again lol

The other day I had an order at target for some candy and two boxes of condoms. I was about to drop off and a woman came out and I said oh order for ***? And she said that’s my son!! What did he order?? And she pulled out the condoms and freaked out 😭😭😭 he was only 13 years...

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I had an order like this. The delivery was also to a hotel room. I got stopped in the lobby and couldn't just drop off the stuff at the desk because it requires pin confirmation. I called the person and messaged but they never responded. The receptionist had to call the room a...

Only saw the vibe at first but was like, “Oh… ohhhhh…” after seeing the other items lol

Ngl the oreos feel out of place for me, Someone educate me if this is used in play or as a snack after

I've had at least 3 orders that were just a contraceptive

You’re trying to let me try it out on you

had an order for whipped cream and tropical flavored condoms, but the requested brand of whipped cream was sold out and the app wouldn’t scan the only other brand. they didn’t text me back after 5 minutes and didn’t pick up my call, so i just refunded them for it. hope i didn’...

Y’all have got to grow up

You should’ve left her a message letting her know that a vibrator can’t get her pregnant

My all time fav dirty order was a set of CVS cock rings and mini screw drivers.

NOT THE BABY OILLLL 🤣😛

Not the baby oil though, nasty 😩 use real lube people!

Yooooo it’s the Plan B for me 😂😂😂

I got that same bullet for free due to a customer sending the order to the wrong house and there was no way to bring it back to the store they messaged me right as I was approaching the door of their friends address who turned out to also be a female which made it even more aw...

where that party at broooo

Lmao!!!

i once got a vibrater and lube to a hotel. tipped $20 i think i was like okay cool. probably forgot to pack their regular toy. was super embarrassed to have the creepy old man open the case at cvs lol and i had to be discreet asking because he was talking to an employee who t...

I got a free vibrator , doing a uber eats cvs order k]for one. While I was on my way she claimed the delivery address was wrong and then stopped all communication with me. I think she just changed her plans etc.. I was gonna try to see if the cvs worker I know would just give...

I love freaky orders so much, they always tip so nice

We deliver and we don’t judge haha

That's crazy! I've had something similar as well

I feel like the Oreos were to make the order seem… “normal” 😂

oh theyre about to have funnnn

I recognized exactly who my first freaky shop was for based on name, then had it confirmed when I dropped it off at their house that I had been to before to play WaW Zombies lmao

This is one that wouldn’t get delivered

I’ve placed an order for ice cream and a vibrator from target once. They didn’t have the vibe I wanted so she texted me helping me pick something different… goated

I had to deliver 6 of those dollar store morning after pills to some girl at the college dorms last year lol

This is so real of you and it’s great that you did this without shame too


Diddy strikes again

Snacks and a pick me up "personal massager" 😂 Party at their house.

i just wanna know how the oreos came into play i get the whipped cream and all that

One of my all time fav orders was a Walgreens shopping order which I usually never take but the pay was super good for just a few items. Lighter, lube, condoms, pedialyte. Such a nice person also

Damn she had a bad night

I guess plan b is plan a

Like a month ago I got 3 different orders like this in the same week. The one order was cheddar hot dogs, soy sauce, lube, condoms, and 2 quarts of ice cream

Hope it was a "hand it to me" order

I had an order for condoms, sprite, some type of chocolate and ice cream. It was added to the route of 3 miles 2$. Hopefully the condoms didn’t break cause they won’t be able to afford a kid

Usually I get a bunch of normal stuff AND the KY with it. I get it, place it on the bottom in case someone sees it, social contract accepted!

😂

there name should have been naughty

Nah aain no way

Those Oreos are kinda weird.

Lol haven’t gotten one of those yet but get a lot of pregnancy tests and Plan Bs 😂

Awwwkward 🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🙀

Legendary. 🍆

LoL !!!😂

Thats a different kinda freaky! I love that for them, lol! It was funny for me during Vday deliveries for chocolates and Plan B’s!

Whole time, shorty was handling some OF/Fet business and you came through! ✋✋

i got one and there was another girl buying the same toy with her friends and they were giggling at me like i was a weirdo or something ??

I had a so order at CVS for one of the "Rose" toys, lol.

Something tells me none of these items were used in the way they were intended…

Go them!!! I also hope they are using the last two correctly.

In my brief foray as a doordasher I had one of these. Condoms, like 4 bottles of lube, toys, snacks I was like damn...some real freakazoids and when a 60+ year old woman answered the door I dont think ive ever been less horny in my life. Good for them but...ugh.

Hallorh Du on

Oh my, bang, bang, BANG! 😱😖😂

Golden oreos are better than any sexual pleasure

They going crazy tonight and into the future

Those lemon Oreos are so good tho

now that looks like a fun time

Lit

Had one that was lube and rice one time like weird but okay not judging