This cow gets a little too friendly with this man.
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Dudes pretty strong. That’s a lot of weight
I was thinking that too wtf.. I had a great Dane try to hump me given im 5 foot 90lbs but .. took me down like a sack of potatoes .He Basically did the conga with a fucking cow. 🤣 🫡
Agreed. I noticed that too..
Not his first time
Bojack sweeeping into view at the end killed me
he's just patiently waiting his turn, they may be animals, but they're polite like that
"No no, leave them be. This is true love"

https://preview.redd.it/4zakvaf6depg1.png?width=246&format=png&auto=webp&s=fc5facad817c63746b16dc93841b2e109d8e4e50
Horse Jumpscare
*Humpscare
Someone get that cow a bull.
A submissive bull
how did the man not fall over?
Farm strength
Power bottom.
he doesn't skip leg day
https://preview.redd.it/7438mtb2rapg1.jpeg?width=1203&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b27f94b003f08ea26377df7b1d0ad4edcb0b84d You next big boi
Is that not a female?
All cows are female.
I dont see an udder…
I hope you are trolling.
Horse: “nothing to see here!”
Lol. The horse evil eyes the other guy and says, "Wait your Fn turn, I am next!"
I'll help him out. As soon as I'm done laughing.

She just wants to start a conga line.
cownga line
Hhahahah the horse at the end goin like "huuhuuhu" killed me 
https://i.redd.it/dh8p39v5qapg1.gif

Horse: God dammit Roger!
"Mmmm. What's that cologne you are wearing? You are turning me on. Stud."
Bull piss
Horse is like, nothing to see here folks l
Human went from friend to "partner" real quick.
I love how the cow was doing a little foreplay first. He’s a sensitive and caring lover.
The horse came in at the end to see what was up with the driver and maybe get a number
the horse like... i'm done with this shit

perfectlycutneighs
https://youtu.be/iHLqce9rBXY
Where you goin' fatty? We gonna have a [party](https://youtu.be/EGSqUHxHNFE).

https://preview.redd.it/dezqqp4aocpg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d64055b6ef7e6b4b03d2059b6d1a80125dc3b2c
I had a female dog who kinda humped things wen in heat
Don’t have a cow, man! :)
Who wants a hug?
That’s some after shave
Just... Take it... 😂
Horse is next in line.
COW FUCKER! DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?!
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 🚨

Dude the horse coming in at the end is what killed me
Horse is like…”nothing to see here..”
That cow's putting a mooooove on him.
Peter…
Horse: "holy shit bro you seeing this!?"
Horse... LOL!!!
oh you want a video ..ill give you a video ..rated m for mooooture 🤣!!!
Is that a horse laugh reaction to this?? Hilarious
Horse was like nothing to see here bro
That horse comes in like "nothing to see here, folks"
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Cow doing Bull things
Cow level from diablo
Interrupting horse who
I absolutely had this happen with a billy goat while trying to move him out of the road, his stank was all over me and it was not easy getting out of his grip
Cows are dangerous. Don’t get out of your car for a close up selfie
The sequel to Mr. Hands
Horse next in line 😂
That's not a cow