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Did_youjustsee_thot
22d agoDaily Life

This cow gets a little too friendly with this man.

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83 Comments

NeatViper5793
NeatViper5793· 21d ago

Dudes pretty strong. That’s a lot of weight

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fapiziid
fapiziid· 22d ago

I was thinking that too wtf.. I had a great Dane try to hump me given im 5 foot 90lbs but .. took me down like a sack of potatoes .He Basically did the conga with a fucking cow. 🤣 🫡

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zsill6
zsill6· 21d ago

Agreed. I noticed that too..

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Calm_Cat
Calm_Cat· 21d ago

Not his first time

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NoExchanGe_7821
NoExchanGe_7821· 21d ago

Bojack sweeeping into view at the end killed me

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BoldFox4374
BoldFox4374· 22d ago

he's just patiently waiting his turn, they may be animals, but they're polite like that

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Lazy_Bear
Lazy_Bear· 21d ago

"No no, leave them be. This is true love"

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AlexKim
AlexKim· 21d ago

![gif](giphy|ZeB5RzwVdzO8M)

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beeemkcl15
beeemkcl15· 22d ago

https://preview.redd.it/4zakvaf6depg1.png?width=246&format=png&auto=webp&s=fc5facad817c63746b16dc93841b2e109d8e4e50

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SpringtroNic315
SpringtroNic315· 22d ago

Horse Jumpscare

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Justin_Godfrey94
Justin_Godfrey94· 22d ago

*Humpscare

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D_emmamom
D_emmamom· 21d ago

Someone get that cow a bull.

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ipIcksca_bs
ipIcksca_bs· 22d ago

A submissive bull

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FalconKeen50
FalconKeen50· 21d ago

how did the man not fall over?

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ParticuLar_Parking_4
ParticuLar_Parking_4· 22d ago

Farm strength

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6vmjru1rcrb8
6vmjru1rcrb8· 22d ago

Power bottom.

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BoldShadow699
BoldShadow699· 22d ago

he doesn't skip leg day

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95digguy
95digguy· 22d ago

https://preview.redd.it/7438mtb2rapg1.jpeg?width=1203&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b27f94b003f08ea26377df7b1d0ad4edcb0b84d You next big boi

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New-Bird990
New-Bird990· 21d ago

Is that not a female?

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9oyhwn0rq-5yhwu9
9oyhwn0rq-5yhwu9· 22d ago

All cows are female.

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the-Stick23
the-Stick23· 22d ago

I dont see an udder…

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tigersmHs07
tigersmHs07· 22d ago

I hope you are trolling.

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Lonel_y100
Lonel_y100· 22d ago

Horse: “nothing to see here!”

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Justin_Godfrey72
Justin_Godfrey72· 21d ago

Lol. The horse evil eyes the other guy and says, "Wait your Fn turn, I am next!"

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Bright_Lion28
Bright_Lion28· 21d ago

I'll help him out. As soon as I'm done laughing.

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lilfaerie7
lilfaerie7· 22d ago

![gif](giphy|h55EUEsTG9224)

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Sapiolover
Sapiolover· 21d ago

She just wants to start a conga line.

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LuverOfAllThimgs14
LuverOfAllThimgs14· 22d ago

cownga line

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everyt_Hingels
everyt_Hingels· 22d ago

Hhahahah the horse at the end goin like "huuhuuhu" killed me ![gif](giphy|3glEquTzrYXVm)

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PlAnetwalls-2
PlAnetwalls-2· 21d ago

https://i.redd.it/dh8p39v5qapg1.gif

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CBSnews17
CBSnews17· 22d ago

![gif](giphy|2k0sUXCWw7WmY)

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CleverViper6146
CleverViper6146· 21d ago

Horse: God dammit Roger!

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Icy_Fox379
Icy_Fox379· 21d ago

"Mmmm. What's that cologne you are wearing? You are turning me on. Stud."

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Angry-Snake383
Angry-Snake383· 22d ago

Bull piss

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Calm-Raven278
Calm-Raven278· 21d ago

Horse is like, nothing to see here folks l

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douB_len28
douB_len28· 22d ago

Human went from friend to "partner" real quick.

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Kranb_erryMany403
Kranb_erryMany403· 21d ago

I love how the cow was doing a little foreplay first. He’s a sensitive and caring lover.

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Demicious_Action1665
Demicious_Action1665· 22d ago

The horse came in at the end to see what was up with the driver and maybe get a number

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Sufficient_Lead4371
Sufficient_Lead4371· 21d ago

the horse like... i'm done with this shit

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BraveTiger592
BraveTiger592· 22d ago

![gif](giphy|43n7h7h3IBqDK)

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Beekier_t
Beekier_t· 21d ago

perfectlycutneighs

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Kleanse_Your_Sole
Kleanse_Your_Sole· 21d ago

https://youtu.be/iHLqce9rBXY

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YtnLilTriLl
YtnLilTriLl· 22d ago

Where you goin' fatty? We gonna have a [party](https://youtu.be/EGSqUHxHNFE).

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Angry-Snake383
Angry-Snake383· 22d ago

![gif](giphy|dtGIRL0FDp6nnOPGb5)

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BadgerNeat96
BadgerNeat96· 22d ago

https://preview.redd.it/dezqqp4aocpg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d64055b6ef7e6b4b03d2059b6d1a80125dc3b2c

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zzikl6
zzikl6· 22d ago

I had a female dog who kinda humped things wen in heat

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Crackanape
Crackanape· 21d ago

Don’t have a cow, man! :)

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CombProhessional434
CombProhessional434· 21d ago

Who wants a hug?

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Clever_Otter
Clever_Otter· 21d ago

That’s some after shave

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PlentyArwadil_lo7551
PlentyArwadil_lo7551· 22d ago

Just... Take it... 😂

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FoxCrisp29
FoxCrisp29· 22d ago

Horse is next in line.

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Icy_Fox379
Icy_Fox379· 22d ago

COW FUCKER! DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?!

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StRiking-Sea_129
StRiking-Sea_129· 21d ago

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 🚨

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TRogbon
TRogbon· 21d ago

![gif](giphy|BofJb4WxJnz7jFfxeD)

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YtnLilTriLl
YtnLilTriLl· 22d ago

Dude the horse coming in at the end is what killed me

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Fair_Sloth761
Fair_Sloth761· 21d ago

Horse is like…”nothing to see here..”

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Mission-SeEsaw4919
Mission-SeEsaw4919· 22d ago

That cow's putting a mooooove on him.

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Dark-Mountain511
Dark-Mountain511· 22d ago

Peter…

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CatRapid23
CatRapid23· 21d ago

Horse: "holy shit bro you seeing this!?"

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fadeDhalo9
fadeDhalo9· 21d ago

Horse... LOL!!!

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mitrtown59
mitrtown59· 21d ago

oh you want a video ..ill give you a video ..rated m for mooooture 🤣!!!

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fuzzY-squirrel-2195
fuzzY-squirrel-2195· 22d ago

Is that a horse laugh reaction to this?? Hilarious

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TeiJMerIg
TeiJMerIg· 21d ago

Horse was like nothing to see here bro

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j_agstothesuperbowl22
j_agstothesuperbowl22· 21d ago

That horse comes in like "nothing to see here, folks"

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deadeNd_exe
deadeNd_exe· 22d ago

*Processing img b279gx83egpg1...*

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carlosFelipe123
carlosFelipe123· 21d ago

Cow doing Bull things

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Maker_6710
Maker_6710· 22d ago

Cow level from diablo

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Fair-Owl330
Fair-Owl330· 22d ago

Interrupting horse who

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Camel_StrOker
Camel_StrOker· 21d ago

I absolutely had this happen with a billy goat while trying to move him out of the road, his stank was all over me and it was not easy getting out of his grip

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Happy-Mountain442
Happy-Mountain442· 21d ago

Cows are dangerous. Don’t get out of your car for a close up selfie

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wiredmaga_sine
wiredmaga_sine· 21d ago

The sequel to Mr. Hands

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Maker_4674
Maker_4674· 21d ago

Horse next in line 😂

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Itchy_Compitition_34
Itchy_Compitition_34· 21d ago

That's not a cow

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