Took one for the team and itemized 1.5 million miles
Please create sure to forward funds to my commissary account once I am aware which prison I’m going to.
Upvoters5
25 Comments
Bro please tell me this was photoshopped or AI or something 😂
My legal team has asked me to withhold comment.
He about to skip out to a country without extradition
I put enough on your books for 8 honey buns and 4 packs of ramen. Prison do be taxing.
It do be like that. I hope I get the Martha Stewart suite.
Where'd you buy your Pilatus PC-12 doordash plane? I want one too. 1.5 million miles÷365 days in a year= 4109 miles a day 4109 miles÷12 hours in a dash=342 miles an hour Also, do you deliver to deserted private islands? Asking for a friend 🤔
IRS said miles, not vehicles. Throw a mileage counter on each axle and get out there in your Peterbilt. You want XXL? Don't forget the 48' trailer. The 52' is just too large for downtown.
You mean I’d finally be able to accommodate your average Orlando outlet mall shopper?
SWEEEEEEET
This would mean you already paid the IRS over half a million in tax withholding or as an estimated tax.
This isn’t a serious post.
It’s fake
Even if you itemized 1.5 million miles you would have had to have paid over $600k in taxes last year to get a return that big Itemized deduction don’t generate a refund they only bring your taxable income down 70 cents a mile this year FAKE NEWS
WHAT
Thank turbo tax for audit protection The state tax will see this and auto correct it. 😂😂🤣 so they don’t owe you noting or a little bit then proceed to find if you do owe something to the state to then take it
My accountant (he also works in a jerk chicken food truck outside a dispensary that sells only kratom) says it’s okay.
The CEO of TurboTax called me and laughed out loud when I asked if they’d cover my audit. 😢
How do you guys keep track of things? You use mileage or just calculate cost of everything? If you use mileage do you record your start and stop mileage before each session?
Man give me a thauy
i usually track mileage using an app. for 2025, you can deduct $0.70/mile. it's easier than recording every expense and keeps it simple for taxes. just note your start and stop mileage for each session and you’re good.
Looks like Diddy is getting a new cellmate soon 👀
One way flight to Belize
Op has 1207 kids confirmed.