Broke 2 bones in my left foot a few weeks ago (first photo) and then stubbed the pinky toe of my appropriate foot on my crutch yesterday (second photo)
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"Stubbed" feels like an understatement...
Stub their toe on a moving train
It was a big stub!
Buddy, wrap yourself in bubble wrap because at this point, air can cause damage to you. Get well soon
This should do the trick: 
Thank you.
I've given up on 2026. Wake me in 2027.
My wife bought a new bed frame, its nice but has sharp corners. Twice now I have sliced my shins open just trying to get into bed.
Those were just the first steps. We got a whole marathon ahead of us.
If it helps, my 16 year old was riding bitch in the back of a mustang with no seatbelt when the hit a ditch. Broke both his dumb feet at the same time. Tough couple months
Stubbed? Fuck dude, did you kick a building? I have broken whole bones with less bruising than that. I would be getting an x-ray if it were me.
I have pretty thin skin, so bruising does show up a lot on me.
turn into a pirate, mate.
I do think that wooden legs might be the way to go.
Bro is giving away free feet pics? In this economy?
Free bruised feet pics specifically. That's gotta be someone's kink, right?
And with those hospital bills?!
Can you find a remedial walking class?
Think I'm going to stick to crawling from now on. It's safer!
Thank God you don't have a third foot
Bruh looks like you owe money to some loan sharks 😂
No more walking this year. Stay in bed.
Good advice! I think I'm going to hibernate until next year.
Well, why'd you do that?
I want my feet to suffer, apparently.
As someone who has fractured their foot by stubbing their toe, ouch brother.
After waking up, please put yourself in a full body protective leather suit like them F1 drivers. Wait, there is a slip disc risk. Jokes aside, I have suffered both these injuries (fortunately in separate occasions) so I hope I can give you a hug (without breaking you more) w...
Thank you!
Dude, just sit down and chill so you can heal up! Now's a good time to go through that backlog in your Steam library.
I think that some good advice!
Owww…. So… two walking boots now ?
I'm hoping my toe isn't broken. Just waiting for tomorrow to judge how painful or swollen it is!
We must be related. I thought that I was the only person to do this kind of thing. Happy healing!
Glad to know I'm not the only klutz around here. Thanks!
Ouch
You fell victim to the concrete in a soccer ball trick huh 🤔
Wheelchair time
Perhaps anvil juggling isn't \*quite\* your life calling after all.
I like the way your toes die
You're luck sounds about like mine. I was lifting a washer solo and dropped it on a big toe while tripping and instantly broke it. I don't like the er so I just limped around 2-3 weeks. No sooner than it quit hurting, I was walking through the house in the dark ( like I have f...
Oh ouch! Big toes are the worst toes to break.I hope you're feeling better now.
I try to wear slippers around my house anymore because of the frequence of stubbing my toe. Good luck, friend.
I'm definitely investing in some slippers after this (as soon as the swelling goes down so I can fit my feet in them!). Thanks.
I’m sorry. When it rains, it pours. Feel better soon. 🫶
Thank you!
wow you must be very clumsy
I will say that I'm 41 and had never broken a bone up until this year. I think my bad luck just came all at once!
Oh my, it happened to me too after orif tibia plateau. It was my third toe against a Norwegian wood couch and still have swelling for over 15 years.. it's on and off but oh my goodness that hurts. I hope you feel better soon. Keep it elevated.
Wow, swelling 15 years after an injury is crazy! I will. Thank you!
So maybe walking isn’t for you and that is ok
Think moving privileges need to be revoked just have someone wrap you in bubblewrap and nerf at this point 
Perhaps steel toed boots may be of use
I wish that steel toed slippers were a thing.
Wear steel toe boots at all times.
I think that your walking license expired.
 That s how avatar was made
I read "crutch" as "crotch" and wondered how the hell you managed it.
That would have made for a far more interesting story!
House shoes at Dollar General are five bucks.
I mean it has to be symmetrical
Apart from that, everything ok ?! 😁
Ouch 🤕
Maybe drinking isn't for you..... 😄
Crippling defeet
Thanks dad.
You shouldn't do that. It tends to hurt
I did notice a bit of a twinge when I did it.
Oooffff ! That looks painful. Are you bedridden for the foreseeing days ?
I am at the moment. Waiting for tomorrow to come to see if I can put weight on my new injured foot.
Hobbit feet.
You'll gain more coordination once you get through puberty.
Oh, that looks so painful! Get well soon <3
Thank you! <3
Dude, stop
I would like to!
Sorry that I am laughing
Don't worry, after the painkillers kicked in I was laughing at the absurdity of it too!
Let’s get it together, pal
Leave your feet alone.
Ouch! Are you finding yourself being clumsy when you normally are not? This happens to me when the mental illness in my brain is trying to take over. It's my sign to show down and try to mindful of being in the moment.
Well I'd never broken a bone before these incidents, so it seems like it.
My advice is to get you some clown shoes. You already proved your a joke, at least this way you won't break another toe. 
Why?
Why not?
I broke my ankle slipping on ice on February 2. It hurt so bad. I was thinking about suicide for a week or two. It’s five weeks later and I’m down to maybe 10% of the pain I had thankfully.
I'm very sorry to hear that. Breaking any bone sucks, but when it's something in the foot, limiting mobility, it is really hard. I hope you continue to improve quickly and get back to being pain free and fully mobile soon.
Remember last year or so, when someone posted a pic of how they broke both feet jumping off a table at a wedding reception? And then like two more people posted almost identical pics because they broke both feet in similar misadventures too [edit: It was FIVE years ago, chris...
So what you're saying is that you can't walk right now.
Unfortunately, yes.
Nice job grace
You are a very unlucky person.
So sorry 😔😐
Thank you.
Yeah, you broke a bone when you stubbed it. If you didn't get it xrayed please do. -20 year radiology tech
Thanks for the suggestion. Where I live they don't actually recommend going to the doctor for a broken toe (unless it's the big toe, or the toe is deformed) because there's nothing they can do for it that can't be done at home.
How much cussing was there?
The air was bluer than my foot.
You’re right, dude, that sucks. Get well soon.
Thanks.
You need to stop
I would like to!
You might want to sit down for awhile
I think I'm going to have to!
Wayall. Fekin FEK!
Ouch!! I stub my pinky toes constantly
I prefer to be bare-footed at home, so I have stubbed my toes a fair bit too, but never this badly!
Stay put !
"Motherfucking SON OF A BITCH!" \-How I imagine this went down
Basically, yes. Sitting on the floor, clutching my foot and swearing.
Ffs just stop walking
I will have to for a while!
I broke my hand 4 weeks (1st broken bone) ago by falling over due to a seizure. 5 weeks before that smashed my middle toe, torn tendons. Yayyy. 2026 isn't my year either
Oh no, that sounds awful. I hope you heal up soon and have a better 2026 from now on.
Have you had X-rays?
For the first foot injury, yes (4th and 5th metatarsal breaks), but not for the stubbed toe.
Wear shoes maybe?
I was at home when I stubbed my toe. I usually prefer to be bare footed at home, but I might have to rethink that now and get some slippers.
This is something I’d definitely do
"Stubbed" a toe huh? Bro, I've never had my foot look like that after stubbing it, sure you didn't break it too?
There is a chance it might be broken. I'm really hoping not though!
Bro...eat a fucking banana damn. Lol
In my defence, I'm 41 and hadn't ever broken bone before these 2 incidents.
what's your next target?
Thought I might bash my shin on my metal bed frame, just to compare the pain levels.
Well if nothing else, your dual limping should cancel each other out. Heal well and fast.
I should be an Olympic level limper by the time I'm healed! Thank you.
Some of us can't have nice things. Like feet.
It's a damn shame!
I feel your pain. 2023, I stepped on a dog toy in the dark. Broke metatarsals 3,4 & 5 with 5 being a pseudo Jones fracture. A month later I caught my pinky toe (on the same foot) on door frame. That was also broken. Fast forward 2 more months, I’m at the beach and caught t...
Holy shit. That story just kept getting worse and worse! I couldn't imagine breaking, and then re-breaking, the toe on the same foot as the metatarsal breaks. That sounds awful, I'm sorry.
 How was I the first to post this?
Well you're going nowhere fast
Your right foot had fomo
You ever try staying off your feet?
I think I might have to for a while!
Killing two birds (feet) with one stone.
You might need to start taking some Vitamin D and Calcium supplements, you shouldn't be able to break your toe from stubbing it on a crutch
I actually do take both since breaking my left foot. I'm not sure my stubbed toe is broken; I can bend it without pain, and put a certain amount of weight on my foot.
You're a walker disaster! Seriously heal well my friend.
I sure am! Thank you.
Were you barefoot both times? You need to slow down and glance around before charging about. I hope you heel soon.
Not when I broke my left foot (I was outside and hopped over a small wall, landing badly on the side of my foot), but I was barefoot at home when I stubbed my toe. I am definitely taking more care around things now! Thanks!
Wear shoes
I'm definitely buying some slippers to wear indoors now!
Welcome to the always breaking your feet club!
Oh god, I hope not! This has been enough foot breaking to last me a lifetime!
You need mythril socks m8
I wish!
You look like a mermaid ! 🧜♀️
You should call a toe truck.
Pfft.. walk much??
Have you tried taking it easy?
Do you ever think that maybe you’re not meant to survive? 🤣🤣. Keep fighting the good fight though buddy. 😜😜
Mr glass I presume?
Man... Can you stop plz?
Funny story: I’ve done the exact same thing! Broke my left foot. Caught my toe on my crutches and broke my toe…
At least now you match!
You have too many feet
There’s easier ways to get out of jury duty. Lol
Looks almost like thr blood is block on your arteries. Go to the doctor. I had this a few days before the vericose veins started in my leg. Cloths were released and stuck in my lungs. I had to spend a few days in hospital.
That looks seriously painful. Feel better soon!
Maybe you shouldn't have feet?
It’s okay man, walking is just not your thing, maybe try sliding?
Atp just stop walking