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Comfortable_Fall-577
Comfortable_Fall-577
10d agoPeople

@ Men … ya’ll gotta be better than this THE GARBAGE CAN IS For real EMPTY

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d_arknirvaNa
d_arknirvaNa· 11d ago

The cleaners go through the trash and pull them out

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Happy_River423
Happy_River423· 10d ago

Why?

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Happy-Tiger392
Happy-Tiger392· 10d ago

Fair enough if true

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CoolShark443
CoolShark443· 10d ago

They probably don’t even carry hand sanitizer with them. Go straight for the steering wheel, door handle, and phone right after

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eConhistoryrules
eConhistoryrules· 10d ago

I mean....do you piss on your hands or something?

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Lazy_Fox
Lazy_Fox· 10d ago

when i worked this job i started fasting all day because id constantly get sick, when i washed my hands black dirt would come off. can’t help but think it was all the communal steering wheel germs, communal package germs and lack of opportunity to practice hygiene on route. th...

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d_arknirvaNa
d_arknirvaNa· 10d ago

Tbf, a little piss is nothing compared to whats already on your hands, phone, door handle, and steering wheel.

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Bright-Bear413
Bright-Bear413· 10d ago

You know the people doing that live like pigs too.

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the_gaymer-girl24
the_gaymer-girl24· 11d ago

W comms

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DeepWolf969
DeepWolf969· 10d ago

Jesus this is like a horror scene. You get a 1 day suspension at my DSP if you leave ANY kind of water bottle in the van. Amazon turns a blind eye but something like this will get your DSP on thin ice and eventually terminated if it makes it back to the station manager and up ...

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-Cleab-Sky-
-Cleab-Sky-· 10d ago

Yeppers

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New-Bird990
New-Bird990· 10d ago

I picked a bad time pour a glass of motts apple juice and open reddit

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no_status_7756
no_status_7756· 10d ago

Sorry

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Profes_sionalWar2369
Profes_sionalWar2369· 10d ago

The forbidden apple juice

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ProfessOr66
ProfessOr66· 11d ago

At least it’s sterile

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LittleSplif_f
LittleSplif_f· 10d ago

Always cycles of bums that come and go

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golden_raven
golden_raven· 10d ago

We have a “piss valley” which is essentially a long gravel pit in the back of our parking lot where Flex Drivers throw their bottles in 🤮

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WellSocialized37
WellSocialized37· 10d ago

Appreciate the info 👍🏻 ![gif](giphy|111ebonMs90YLu)

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Fickle-Ad5451
Fickle-Ad5451· 10d ago

![gif](giphy|Hz6WKZkKkLOE0)

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vendingmakhinesus_hii
vendingmakhinesus_hii· 10d ago

The ole toss it out the window on your way out it seems.

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No_HunkEt_1176
No_HunkEt_1176· 10d ago

Don’t worry guys. Amazon is going to spend 25 million dollars on a study to see if they can turn piss bottles into energy for their warehouses.

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Lazy_Bear
Lazy_Bear· 10d ago

Man our station is clean as hell, and they actually don’t want you to piss in bottles in the van, but I still do it damnit.

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Clever-Eagle678
Clever-Eagle678· 10d ago

my DSP just reminds us to clean up after ourselves and if caught leaving bottles could end in insta-termination

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IcyBird866
IcyBird866· 10d ago

That’s just crazy

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thisisvega_s36
thisisvega_s36· 10d ago

Largest pile of golden juice I’ve seen to date

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NiftyLynx258
NiftyLynx258· 11d ago

Somebody show this OSHA/DOT, why you are not allowed to driver to a restroom? Why is it one sided, when your office ppl get to use the restroom, while you guys are on the road but allowed to? Human nature, piss bottle is not the answer! See something say something!

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Bawx_of_chawclets41
Bawx_of_chawclets41· 11d ago

Objectively as a male we have the luxury of doing so, personally I hate micro managers so if my DSP comes at me about my bodily functions I might spass so to avoid the entire thing. The bottle method provides that certainty

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Old_Hawk175
Old_Hawk175· 11d ago

Way of the road ![gif](giphy|NkBuOCNdwqP5K)

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COmmunicationIcy744_3
COmmunicationIcy744_3· 11d ago

Why not just carry like a gallon bottle or something that you use and then take home / clean to reuse the next day, especially if you are doing the same thing every day and wanting to dispose of it? Especially like a metal one? Nobody would even be the wiser to there being pis...

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TeMporary-Lond-8442
TeMporary-Lond-8442· 11d ago

Not all of the piss bottles.

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Happy-Shadow55
Happy-Shadow55· 10d ago

They don’t care after the bs they deal with as Amazon drivers.

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SilentWolf485
SilentWolf485· 11d ago

Disgusting. Just pour them in the toilet!!!!

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ospriyotis98
ospriyotis98· 11d ago

That might be their way of saying how they feel about the job.

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08z63upax
08z63upax· 10d ago

True

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Calm_Cat
Calm_Cat· 10d ago

Takes 5 seconds to just pull over a back road and let it loose .,.assuming there are city runs

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Troumbomb_73
Troumbomb_73· 10d ago

Urban

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Emer_gencyArachnid734
Emer_gencyArachnid734· 10d ago

Pee in a cup/bottle then dump right after. I never understood leaving it in the bottle. Like wtf. So easy to just dump it on grass.

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brave_otter
brave_otter· 10d ago

Solid suggestion

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East-Setting-2631
East-Setting-2631· 10d ago

That’s silent protest

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fullstack_ung5
fullstack_ung5· 10d ago

True

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FrogLazy76
FrogLazy76· 10d ago

This is why I would always get there a little early to clean the van and it’s never that serious that you need to pee in a bottle and not go to a store.

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Immidiate-Amount3587
Immidiate-Amount3587· 10d ago

Micro mangers be like “ you’re 25 stops behind “

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Dapper_TrAdition_987
Dapper_TrAdition_987· 10d ago

I admire the aim and stream control to fill these.

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no_status_7756
no_status_7756· 10d ago

Do people not just toss them at the gas station (if driving a cargo, CDV or step van) when they go to fill the gas tanks? I thought that was common practice.

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ahAsian75
ahAsian75· 10d ago

Dumping it at the gas station isn’t wrong and neither is dumping it in the trash at the parking lot both would be correct IMO

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Justin_Godfrey17
Justin_Godfrey17· 10d ago

That doesn't mean it was empty when the bottles were placed there, now does it?

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KitChenRub5768
KitChenRub5768· 10d ago

God gave us legs for a reason

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Cool-Dragon467
Cool-Dragon467· 11d ago

Reason number 652 to stay tf away from this line of work.

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fuzzY-squirrel-2195
fuzzY-squirrel-2195· 11d ago

Don’t plan on staying here much longer ngl

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9mfxu12oybw57a14m
9mfxu12oybw57a14m· 10d ago

I work at the Amazon grocery warehouse now

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murmeltier142
murmeltier142· 11d ago

Or Amazon should do better. Like way fucking better.

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PhoenixBrave60
PhoenixBrave60· 10d ago

You’re not wrong though

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vendingmachin_esushii44
vendingmachin_esushii44· 10d ago

If the can is empty means it was likely full and overflowing ain’t nobody dropping stuff in front of a empty can

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Free-Eagle306
Free-Eagle306· 10d ago

You be surprised, I’m sure all of those bottles if they were in the trash didn’t fill it up in it’s entirety. I’m glad you’re okay with this I guess ?

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CrispTiger1245
CrispTiger1245· 10d ago

They’re not allowed to throw pee away in the cans since it’s a biohazard. But they lazy asses should be dumping it elsewhere snd throw it away at a gas station before rts tbh.

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Maker_4674
Maker_4674· 10d ago

Disgusting ahh workers

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hegoncryin_thecar
hegoncryin_thecar· 10d ago

How much u wanna bet dispatch has to take a van load of piss bottles to a random dumpster😂

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ZayaFyre0
ZayaFyre0· 10d ago

I can't believe you guys carried those piss bottles around with you, , i pissed in it and I promptly dumped it and brought back empty bottles and threw those away

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FuzzyEagle6348
FuzzyEagle6348· 11d ago

This is why I wipe all of the contact points in my van with antibacterial wipes before I start each shift and wear gloves.

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WestErnCup7603
WestErnCup7603· 10d ago

I've pissed and then I've missed

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BearBright30
BearBright30· 11d ago

Lmao why they ain’t poor them out first?

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midNightszz
midNightszz· 10d ago

Ima dude, an even I think this shit triflin as fuck

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imveryclave_r
imveryclave_r· 10d ago

Fuckin animals.

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TomatoClo_wn24
TomatoClo_wn24· 10d ago

Women do it too..

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TimE_Hornet_52
TimE_Hornet_52· 10d ago

Insanity

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fadeDhalo9
fadeDhalo9· 10d ago

I never understood why people cant just at least dump it out when theyre done… why do you keep them????

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Zzi_ll6
Zzi_ll6· 11d ago

Yeah that’s nasty af! I empty mine after I use one. I don’t throw away any bottles with piss inside it. I’m an adult with decency. Unlike a lot of drivers. Especially the ones that leave their piss bottles in the damn vans. So gross and lazy

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KindWhale486
KindWhale486· 11d ago

Bro why kist fond a tree or a ally way 😂 💀 🤣

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GreenEagle123
GreenEagle123· 10d ago

Bro said “men” 🤦‍♂️ women have the skills to do this too. Dont put women down like that

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RosettI
RosettI· 10d ago

100%. Incorrect

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Paneraiguy3
Paneraiguy3· 10d ago

I had a van the other day that has gum stuck under the steering wheel. And some near the dash. Like wtf, r people that lazy they cant roll the window down and spit outside??

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ToughNet2800
ToughNet2800· 10d ago

They think they’re in school still sticking it under the table haha

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Unusual-StaTe1830
Unusual-StaTe1830· 10d ago

Not men, boys.

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blOomberglaw
blOomberglaw· 11d ago

Why do people piss in bottles? I just pull over to the side of the road and piss

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Plane_Role-8902
Plane_Role-8902· 11d ago

You’re a savage

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BrightStorm423
BrightStorm423· 10d ago

This can make you a sex offender. For real, especially if you're a dude

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Starlight-DuBlanc92
Starlight-DuBlanc92· 10d ago

There are 8 cameras in and around the EDV. They are always watching (except if you slide the cargo door shut). Plus if you get caught by a cop you are fired instantly per Amazon policy plus probably an indecent exposure charge depending on the cop and where you live.

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CrispFox8583
CrispFox8583· 10d ago

Tell Mohammed to clean it up

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95digguy
95digguy· 10d ago

Empty your fucking piss bottles in the woods or somewhere inconspicuous. These people are absolutely filthy and have no respect for the environment or other people that have to deal with this. Mind you it's hardly surprising when the same people definitely leave food remnants ...

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97j9818tkgca
97j9818tkgca· 11d ago

My only response to this as a former DSP driver would be — fuck you for telling me I took 2 more minutes of my break walking back to the van after my mandated break and penalized me for it. Pay some other person to take care of the trash at the station and keep your bitch ass ...

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murmeltier142
murmeltier142· 10d ago

LMAOOO bro can’t place a fucking water bottle full of piss into a trash receptacle without making a big deal out of it

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