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peekiert98
22d agoHealthcare

At no point ending grift.

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Quick_Badger65
Quick_Badger65· 21d ago

I would like to donate the gift of paragraphs.

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zzi_ll8
zzi_ll8· 22d ago

She seems to have been gifted too many exclamation marks

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DeathByFaRtz1996
DeathByFaRtz1996· 22d ago

I legitimately found myself wondering if I could upload a photo of text to any AI generators and get it to summarize this for me, it was so hard to read.

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excellent_Charge_913
excellent_Charge_913· 21d ago

I counted 7 commas in one sentence.

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No_Repeay-00
No_Repeay-00· 22d ago

Context? Comments? And what the hell happened to complete sentences?

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7hf3s4z4yv-anyj
7hf3s4z4yv-anyj· 21d ago

Have you ever wanted to go somewhere and celebrate? Well, this one's a pity party and guilt trip all in one 😂

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DiligentLibr_a87
DiligentLibr_a87· 21d ago

Why won't people use paragraphs when they write novels?

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Calm-Dragon175
Calm-Dragon175· 22d ago

Anyone who ever starts with a big long backstory/ bunch of explanations or excuses before asking for money/help either in person or online won't be getting it from me. That's the modus operandi of scammers. I also hate the ones who say public resources won't work for them be...

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FlamesPinn
FlamesPinn· 21d ago

I will never forget this post I read while lazing about one Christmas afternoon... the mom was sharing some sob story about the empty stockings still hanging on the mantel and her hope for a miracle... Luckily, some local angels pitched in, but all I could think of was, maybe...

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Free-Eagle306
Free-Eagle306· 21d ago

All this time typing this diatribe could have been spent looking up and applying to resources in the area such as a toy drive 🤷‍♀️

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OtterGiddy19
OtterGiddy19· 21d ago

Or applying for jobs.

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ClankerCore22
ClankerCore22· 21d ago

Is this the same person who posts for "other people" and constantly needs an entire house furnished with new stuff?

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AdvancedMarsuPial705
AdvancedMarsuPial705· 22d ago

No.

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CoolShadow73
CoolShadow73· 22d ago

”before I start babbling”… well… it’s a bit too late for that.

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DiligentLibr_a87
DiligentLibr_a87· 21d ago

🤣

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DatBoI_86
DatBoI_86· 22d ago

If only Chrismas came at the same time every year, so you could plan for it all year, instead of just springing upon us at the most inopportune of times...

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SuMmerN8
SuMmerN8· 21d ago

I had Christmas sneak up on me one year. But that probably had more to do with an insane university schedule ending for break a massive increase in work hours in my retail job the fact I caught a cold/fever from hell and was living far from my family for the first time ever. ...

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Quique1224
Quique1224· 21d ago

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Mission-SeEsaw4919
Mission-SeEsaw4919· 22d ago

I would never ever ask for help like this and when I have it’s because I really needed it. Like last week. But that was life or death. And you have NO IDEA how hard it was. Almost as hard as the emergency we had two weeks before.

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Virhhia
Virhhia· 21d ago

*before I start babbling here...* Too late.  Also, need some context. I am going to be a jerk and assume she asked for Christmas help, got offers, but once in the DMs, either she's just very unlucky OR the people got demands of brands, types of things, more things, and/or ...

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Len-The-Banana-Buy95
Len-The-Banana-Buy95· 21d ago

I wouldn’t be surprised if anyone who responded to her was informed that she needed things like multiple PS5s, as the kiddies can’t be expected to share, games for all of them, a new TV, and an all-expenses-paid two-week trip to Disney World.

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CrowOfjudgem3nt
CrowOfjudgem3nt· 22d ago

Oh, the courage.... That brave, brave soul.. /s

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9bsgkgif_hro
9bsgkgif_hro· 22d ago

It's *sought*, not seeked ffs.

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MouTheOM88
MouTheOM88· 21d ago

Well I was gonna donate but then you used the word “seeked” instead of “sought”.

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FancyPenguin631
FancyPenguin631· 21d ago

I got cancer trying to read this.

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canye_East
canye_East· 22d ago

Part of me wants to agree with her, that's it's terribly annoying when someone online offers help and never follows through. But then I remind myself, it's the internet and social media and that really needs to be taken into account. Maybe people shouldn't assume you've been ...

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PlAnetwalls-2
PlAnetwalls-2· 22d ago

tl;dr, it's not my problem that you didn't save up for Christmas, Kaitlyn Lynn

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BoldFox4374
BoldFox4374· 22d ago

People need to learn about punctuation.

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BearSwift54
BearSwift54· 21d ago

TLDR

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PizzaRepresent
PizzaRepresent· 22d ago

The TLDR is always the same. I'm a victim who is down on my luck and need some help, I hate asking but do every week. Oh, and all my kids have some sort of disability, I don't drive and I have need you to deliver. Here's my cashapp.

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picofdoria_ngray7
picofdoria_ngray7· 22d ago

Basically, "I don't ever post because others need more than I do. When I did post, you *either took too long or just stopped replying because you realized I wanted you to bankroll my kids Christmas. Now I'm reposting because it looks like I've been helped, but really no one ha...

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Thinkingof_Cheese
Thinkingof_Cheese· 22d ago

“Before I start babbling” That ship has sailed, sweetie…

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vendingmakhinesus_hii
vendingmakhinesus_hii· 21d ago

"I've never seeked help before". Bless her cotton socks.... Next!

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DegreeTubs99
DegreeTubs99· 22d ago

that wall of text disagrees with this being your first time

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CleverShark602
CleverShark602· 21d ago

I love learning new phrases. “Bless her cotton socks”, that’s definitely a new one!

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OWn_Lie8775
OWn_Lie8775· 22d ago

This person must be using voice-to-text. What a ramble.

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Well_SocialiZed7
Well_SocialiZed7· 21d ago

In the time it took her to write that rambling she could have gotten a job and received a paycheck to help herself.

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z_zIll6
z_zIll6· 21d ago

What IS this verbal diarrhea about?

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KeenFalcon3440
KeenFalcon3440· 22d ago

You know what always baffles me? The Christmas posts. Like, my flabber is literally gasted every fricking time. I mean, I get it! We’re currently struggling for money slightly though thankfully not in dire need. And we save up for special occasions like Christmas and birthdays...

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