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24d agoDaily Life

The quotes build me doubt the freshness of stated baked goods…

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190 Comments

beeemkcl15
beeemkcl15· 24d ago

The printed sign adjacent makes it apparent this is a “quotes” overuser

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zx_ill6
zx_ill6· 25d ago

Some people use quotes for emphasize out of ignorance.

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QuietFalcon7097
QuietFalcon7097· 25d ago

What, you don't "think" this person knows how they're coming "across" by using "quotes" all the time?

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raven386
raven386· 25d ago

The "printed" sign "adjacent" makes it "apparent" that this is a "quotes" "overuser" "Fixed" it for "you"

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rapid-ghost7959
rapid-ghost7959· 25d ago

AFAIK, it's a thing in some cultures, used sort of like bold text would be in a lot of the west. The person that has made these signs is probably from one of those cultures.

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SoggyMoose330
SoggyMoose330· 25d ago

This style of wrong-use-of-quotes is often called Grocers' Quotes. This image is a great example of it.

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CoolHawk278
CoolHawk278· 25d ago

Can confirm, it is very common here in the Philippines to use quotes for emphasis. I often see signs like "No Dumping of Garbage Here" quotes included.

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Eager-Bird555
Eager-Bird555· 25d ago

Misuse of English grammar isn’t a “cultural thing.” That’s like saying Americans’ inability to properly write with Kanji is a cultural thing. 😂I understood the gist of what you’re trying to say, however.

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ScaLe-Basic
ScaLe-Basic· 24d ago

EVERY. DAY. Not everyday. So sick of people doing that.

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BearWitty92
BearWitty92· 25d ago

Thank you!

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Happy-Tiger392
Happy-Tiger392· 25d ago

That's the purpose of the quotes. They don't mean "every day", they have a new word, that they can define "everyday".

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The-QoOrs
The-QoOrs· 25d ago

At my child’s elementary school, some past principal had a mural painted above the library entrance with this quote: “Read to your child everyday.” I saw it every day I went into the office. An educator with a EdD degree had that written, and nobody ever had it fixed!

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needne_wCamera
needne_wCamera· 25d ago

/r/suspiciousquotes

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CorgisLion_MaNe
CorgisLion_MaNe· 24d ago

Was searching for this specific comment to upvote it

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Calm-Tiger910
Calm-Tiger910· 24d ago

Not just that. "Everyday"? No! "Every Day". Argh.

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CRK-76
CRK-76· 24d ago

This

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crispy-wolf_16
crispy-wolf_16· 25d ago

Weird Al warned everybody; don't use quotes for emphasis.(Word crimes? iirc) It has the opposite effect.

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rajapaw_s
rajapaw_s· 25d ago

"I hope you never use quotation marks for emphasis"         -Word Crimes

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Archer_9542
Archer_9542· 24d ago

“Fresh”

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InterestingCat307
InterestingCat307· 24d ago

"whatever"

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Clever-Mountain512
Clever-Mountain512· 25d ago

Also the fact that they don't know the difference between "everyday" and "every day."

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Bear_7588
Bear_7588· 24d ago

Remind me of one episode of Friends which Joey didn’t understand the meaning of air quotes. https://youtu.be/CgRglfwSy00?si=8Eg6tGSzLO9oCJcg

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Banker_6632
Banker_6632· 25d ago

"I'm sorry"

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happylemon3174
happylemon3174· 24d ago

Meanwhile George Carlin: Hey lady, "EAT ME".

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dolonite592
dolonite592· 24d ago

r/unnecessaryquotes

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KeeperWitty81
KeeperWitty81· 24d ago

/r/suspiciousquotes

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CalmWolf299
CalmWolf299· 24d ago

Need to know their definition of “everyday”

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Happy-Bear108
Happy-Bear108· 24d ago

adjective meaning ordinary or common Their fresh baking is very ordinary

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MDs2135
MDs2135· 24d ago

Except for the days that they're closed for, if I had to guess.

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Cool_River837
Cool_River837· 24d ago

my friends mom thought quotes meant emphasis so she used to sign her birthday cards i “love” you!

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08z63upax
08z63upax· 24d ago

Just because they're baked every day doesn't mean the one you picked up was baked today.

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EagleVast29
EagleVast29· 24d ago

Said with a nudge and a wink

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fapiziid
fapiziid· 25d ago

Should have put the quotes on “premises”.

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BoldDragon611
BoldDragon611· 24d ago

They definitely make their bagels in house. The frequency is what is in question.

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Crispy_Dog
Crispy_Dog· 25d ago

Could be worse - We “bake” “fresh” “everyday” on “premises” might be a thing

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D_emmamom
D_emmamom· 25d ago

Seems like Joey Tribbiani made this sign and the one beside it.

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Moth_4409
Moth_4409· 24d ago

r/suspiciousquotes

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BrightFox7985
BrightFox7985· 25d ago

"Listen up when I tell you this: I hope you never use quotation marks for emphasis." ~ "Weird Al" Yankovic, *Word Crimes*

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MouTheOM88
MouTheOM88· 24d ago

I’d like to purchase this “water pipe.”

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Stockadhesiveness191
Stockadhesiveness191· 24d ago

[I remember that one VLDL skit](https://youtu.be/4DqoQq1zME8)

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JuesJourney
JuesJourney· 24d ago

UberEat

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HinaXh4n
HinaXh4n· 25d ago

Back in the day, there was a whole website dedicated to showcasing unnecessary quotation marks. I've got no clue if it's still around.

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DogRapid61
DogRapid61· 25d ago

The quotes on the "fee free" and "UberEats" makes me think the person who wrote the sign doesn't understand the proper use of quotes.

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johnarosz1990
johnarosz1990· 24d ago

More importantly . . . It's done ON PREMISES!!!!!!

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Loud_Ab-2280
Loud_Ab-2280· 25d ago

I don't know what an everyday is and I certainly don't know what an "everyday" is, but it's nice to know, they make them fresh.

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SpekificPomelo_8281
SpekificPomelo_8281· 25d ago

"Fresh".

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Fuzxy_Tough_27
Fuzxy_Tough_27· 24d ago

What’s an ‘Everyday’? That’s what’s fresh.

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Agrumpt1124
Agrumpt1124· 24d ago

Isn't there a subreddit dedicated to weirdly placed quotes? :D

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BoldBear392
BoldBear392· 24d ago

My local bagel shop touts "Freshly poured orange juice."

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MissingLinl101
MissingLinl101· 24d ago

I've never seen a more questionable sign.

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ethereel4xp
ethereel4xp· 24d ago

We promise this meal is “safe to eat” and we definitely didn’t “do anything to it”. “Enjoy”

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CBSnews17
CBSnews17· 24d ago

Anyway, "everyday" is an adjective, and it's not describing anything here.

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panda-happy49
panda-happy49· 24d ago

Unnecessary quotes are one of my least favorite things on store signs Follow us on "Facebook" is that different than just regular Facebook?

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JewVoder1
JewVoder1· 24d ago

I love unnecessary quotations

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BoldBear392
BoldBear392· 24d ago

"WE" "BAKE" "FRESH" "EVERYDAY" "ON" "PREMISES" Meaning: Jerry, everyday he works, sets dough out in the sun in the field out back.

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BestEquivakent5945
BestEquivakent5945· 25d ago

Everyday the shop is open

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DirtyGevKo27
DirtyGevKo27· 25d ago

At least it's not "bake" or "fresh" 😄

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ToughNet2800
ToughNet2800· 24d ago

"UberEat" lol

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rolandc7_10
rolandc7_10· 24d ago

“Fresh.” 😁

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wds-1
wds-1· 25d ago

“Bake.” 😁

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thezmaRtass1
thezmaRtass1· 25d ago

As a baker in a grocery store, we "bake on premises" but the dough is raw and made by another company. We have a few par-bake breads but we dont make anything from scratch. We do thaw, shape, proof, top and bake though

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jiwonkwxn57
jiwonkwxn57· 24d ago

This isn’t crappy design

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AdSpecialist6601
AdSpecialist6601· 24d ago

I'm a little surprised that there's not an entire subreddit just dedicated to the inappropriate use of scare quotes.

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thisisvega_s36
thisisvega_s36· 24d ago

There is, and it's linked to all over the place in this thread. r/suspiciousquotes

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AgitatedEngine4931
AgitatedEngine4931· 24d ago

Overnight ferment makes this a technicality. Baking doesn't start at 3am. It starts at 6pm the day before when you start the knead and rise.

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Thinkingof_Cheese
Thinkingof_Cheese· 24d ago

Are those Ohio quotes or DC quotes? DC quotes are sarcasm, Ohio quotes are emphasis. Source: Driven Ohio to DC and have seen the "Drive "Safely"" signs when you get to Ohio.

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Loud_Ab-2280
Loud_Ab-2280· 25d ago

Probably only open Monday to Friday or something like that so they mean they bake everyday that they are open, not every single day of the week

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GritONMotion
GritONMotion· 24d ago

There's a place near me.that sells pies, quiches and "baked goods"

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Inner_Chamistry8971
Inner_Chamistry8971· 25d ago

Punctuation is not decoration.

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Calm-Dragon175
Calm-Dragon175· 24d ago

If the quotes mean they're saying it louder, i'd get it. But some people use it as sarcasm, or 'not true'. The bakers rack under it is empty. So either, it's sold out, or "everyday" was yesterday, and it's still sold out.

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9lwxle-lo5u8u3
9lwxle-lo5u8u3· 25d ago

This sort of use of quotes is very common in Appalachia, at least from my experience. Always bugged me, but I guess it’s a cultural thing.

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Captoin_Calamari_36
Captoin_Calamari_36· 24d ago

Yes, and the spelling as one word . "Everyday" is a brand name?

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AUntieRuper_t
AUntieRuper_t· 25d ago

Every Day should be two words. Everyday implies your casual clothes that you wear, your everyday jeans. Your everyday shoes, not your work day shoes, your everyday working in the garden tee shirt. I guess AI will eventually learn what some intern that's never read a book ...

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Ok_Dedign_6841
Ok_Dedign_6841· 25d ago

Lolol yum

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BrightStorm423
BrightStorm423· 24d ago

Well, they mean "[genuine emphasis](https://youtu.be/4DqoQq1zME8?si=6Yzq0TzA8s99rqhs)"

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Fuzxy_Tough_27
Fuzxy_Tough_27· 25d ago

Quotes around any of the words on that sign would be concerning.

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FlamesPinn
FlamesPinn· 25d ago

It likely means they aren’t open literally everyday. So “Everyday” that they are open they are baking fresh.

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Disastrous_Care1438
Disastrous_Care1438· 24d ago

Also, what is a baked "everyday"? Because "everyday" is a noun in this context...I have many questions.

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lovemivebreathe68
lovemivebreathe68· 24d ago

Is it also a hand sanitizer station?

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4vi3lsgp1l_ky2u
4vi3lsgp1l_ky2u· 24d ago

of the days that they bake, it is fresh.

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IrishStatUS
IrishStatUS· 24d ago

What's an "everyday?"

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Fuck_Th1s
Fuck_Th1s· 24d ago

I love when people don’t know how to use quotes. I saw an SUV the other day with a huge decal on the back window that said ***”JESUS” IS OUR SAVIOR*** lmao

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EagleVast29
EagleVast29· 25d ago

"Quote marks."

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TeMporary-Lond-8442
TeMporary-Lond-8442· 24d ago

They bake every day. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and even Sunday. Yep, every one of those days, at least once a month. The bake fresh everyday, they don't leave any of them out /s

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Zzi_ll6
Zzi_ll6· 25d ago

Lol like Rowan using air quotes.

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Lostmechine
Lostmechine· 24d ago

Every day should be two words in this context.

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BearSmiling87
BearSmiling87· 24d ago

This gives the same vibe as Starbucks’ “freshly warmed”

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PandaSmooth98
PandaSmooth98· 24d ago

Everyday-ish

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Witty_HeArt1279
Witty_HeArt1279· 25d ago

Outside my child's elementary school, for at least a month, the signboard said "WE LOVE OUR "TEACHERS"". I don't understand how no teacher said anything about the improper quotation marks, but it was really funny to see every day for awhile.

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cnn75
cnn75· 24d ago

Wtf Johnny! What do you mean, Boss? I just do whatchu says! I put your exact quotes on the signage!

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Empty-Tomorrow-2795
Empty-Tomorrow-2795· 24d ago

I find that MANY people don’t comprehend the proper use of quotation marks. When you use “air quotes” around a word, you really have to MEAN to emphasize that word for some outwardly obvious purpose, or it’s just not a good idea!! Take “this paragraph” for example, that I’m ...

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foxoticRv
foxoticRv· 24d ago

Just be glad that the quotation marks aren’t around the word “FRESH!”

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AdSpecialist6601
AdSpecialist6601· 24d ago

Wait until you find out that Real cheese is a brand, not a product description.

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Lonel_y100
Lonel_y100· 25d ago

Why do they have the Coldstone Creamery display ledges below the sign?

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DarkMountain845
DarkMountain845· 24d ago

It's called an "Everyday" and it's sold on premises

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Lost-Law-5108
Lost-Law-5108· 24d ago

In Europe I have seen quotes used a lot as emphasis instead of bold typeface or an underline.  But as an English speaker whenever see quotes I can only hear Will Farrells voice from the Dissing Your Dog sketch: thank for you "help" with the new sofa.

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kevinmrr79
kevinmrr79· 24d ago

Probably not open one some days in which case they don’t bake every day just every day they’re open

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StrikiNgDog7381
StrikiNgDog7381· 25d ago

["Everyday"](https://media.tenor.com/6dO29HKTiNIAAAAM/suicide.gif)

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ThePaulAtreidess1
ThePaulAtreidess1· 24d ago

The misuse of quotation marks always reminds me of [this](https://youtu.be/4DqoQq1zME8?si=oszUj5LSxZiPuXbd)

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Unfair-Nectarine1284
Unfair-Nectarine1284· 24d ago

Technically, every day we bake is a "day"

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EmeRgency-Pepper3537
EmeRgency-Pepper3537· 25d ago

Also, everyday ≠ every day.

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Icy-Tiger656
Icy-Tiger656· 24d ago

Damn. I gave up everydays for Lent.

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CombinatiomGreen8981
CombinatiomGreen8981· 25d ago

"We" bake fresh everyday on premises... We "bake" fresh everyday on premises... We bake "fresh" everyday on premises...

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DuckLazy73
DuckLazy73· 24d ago

There's like a hundred bongs in the kitchen. Bake fresh, indeed!

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APprehensiveBat3188
APprehensiveBat3188· 24d ago

worst part is no matter where you put the quotes it's concerning lol

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Savagee_x3
Savagee_x3· 24d ago

My husband uses parentheses instead of quotation marks when quoting 😂 for example: so then he said ( that’ll be $2 ).

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DeathByFaRtz1996
DeathByFaRtz1996· 25d ago

They probably start baking before midnight then finish after midnight so they can knock out 2 days with one bake.

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OddNight_8399
OddNight_8399· 24d ago

Well not "everyday".

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littleproducer37
littleproducer37· 24d ago

Still better than We "bake fresh" everyday on premises.

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mic_kqcook
mic_kqcook· 24d ago

Reminds me of so many places in NYC … as common as it is irritating (former copy editor).

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FalconBlue88
FalconBlue88· 25d ago

Probably have a product called 'everyday' that they bake every 4-5 days

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no_status_7756
no_status_7756· 25d ago

Bake dees... What do they bake?

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ArcherSarcastic80
ArcherSarcastic80· 24d ago

Yesterday is a subset of "everyday"

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yt1301pil_ot
yt1301pil_ot· 24d ago

liees Most things come frozzen (breads, baggeuttes etc) Maybe cakes

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EagleWitty58
EagleWitty58· 24d ago

Lmao reminds me of this joke brand I made during a packaging design project in undergrad. It was a plastic jug of apple juice with “juice” written in sharpie on it. It wasn’t my final, just fucking around while I came up with ideas.

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exha_ustmosk69
exha_ustmosk69· 24d ago

Is this in New York?

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CoolDragon763
CoolDragon763· 24d ago

also the use of *everyday* instead of *every day*.

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thezmaRtass1
thezmaRtass1· 24d ago

There shouldn’t even be quotation marks on that sign

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RelaTive_Specific143
RelaTive_Specific143· 25d ago

When a restaurant says “home made, baked on premises” and I’m like, “Really? The baker lives here in the diner?”

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newGrower_4200
newGrower_4200· 24d ago

also "everyday" is an adjective and "every day" is how often you do something. everyday tasks are performed every day

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Fair-Owl330
Fair-Owl330· 24d ago

There’s a sign with incorrect quotation marks near me. Clearly the proprietors think that quotation marks are used for emphasis. The sign is a memorial for the former owner and reads: “First name Last name” The Boss The sign has been up for a couple of years and makes my ...

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st_ravocadomf
st_ravocadomf· 24d ago

They are ridiculing someone who doesn't know it should be 'every day', two words with a space. 'everyday' is an adjective meaning normal.

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tandymUss
tandymUss· 24d ago

Just because they bake fresh product every day that does not mean that is the product you are getting

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IndividialFarm7466
IndividialFarm7466· 25d ago

this looks like the average nyc bagel place and bagels aren’t that hard to make and are significantly better when their fresh so I doubt they aren’t made fresh everyday.

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OddNight_8399
OddNight_8399· 25d ago

No no. They're "FRESH"

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dumbcarshlt4
dumbcarshlt4· 25d ago

Isn’t there a space between everyday? Maybe that’s where they hide the baked goods !

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ArcherSarcastic80
ArcherSarcastic80· 24d ago

I cannot believe in 2026 we still have people doing this on purpose.

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the-Stick23
the-Stick23· 25d ago

“Bake”=heats up

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moosesquirralimpaLa
moosesquirralimpaLa· 24d ago

Can I have one "everyday" please?

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hegoncryin_thecar
hegoncryin_thecar· 24d ago

This would be one where 'technicality' should be considered. Sure, they bake 'everyday' but are you getting today's baking, um, today? Also, on this premise or another premise, and if not, then how long does it take to get from the other premise to this one? And 'baked', co...

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BadgerBold48
BadgerBold48· 24d ago

Hell yeah, I can get down with that… Hootie hoooooooo

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TIm_mySenseii
TIm_mySenseii· 25d ago

Maybe they’re making fun of people using the adjective “everyday” instead of the adverbial phrase “every day,” which would be correct in this case.

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Exciting_Will6255
Exciting_Will6255· 24d ago

This makes me think that they technically do bake "everyday" on premises. It also makes me think that they do not bake everything fresh daily either. Regardless, I am walking out as soon as I see that sign.

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RayzRh_eRoof
RayzRh_eRoof· 24d ago

My fave “you’re using quotes for emphasis but that’s _not_ the message coming across..” I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras. There was a sign for: “Clean” Bathrooms.

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KitChenRub5768
KitChenRub5768· 24d ago

There's an old story about two journalists arguing about using quotation marks. Bill insists that they can be used for emphasis, Joe says they cast doubt. So Joe makes a fake headline that reads, Bill Seen Leaving Motel With "Wife" Joe won the argument.

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CBSnews17
CBSnews17· 24d ago

r/suspicousquotes

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PhoenixClever18
PhoenixClever18· 25d ago

the bread that was baked "today" will be sold in a few days.

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Aurora_GoryAlice
Aurora_GoryAlice· 24d ago

Makes me think of my jobs charting system that has pt preferred names in quotation marks. The semantics of it. It looks sarcastic. Even worse is when staff write the preferred name on the whiteboard in quotation marks. At least in the chart put it in parentheses.

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km39_5
km39_5· 25d ago

Plus why is every day one word? There's a lot going on here..

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laijU505
laijU505· 25d ago

And it should be two words in this context.

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Ok_Combinatiin_3002
Ok_Combinatiin_3002· 24d ago

atleast they didn't put quotes around "fresh" lol we bake "fresh" every day :3

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picofdoria_ngray7
picofdoria_ngray7· 25d ago

I once knew a graphic designer whose clients would use quotes to show where the italics should go - this was in the last century, when ink was involved. But I've always assumed it was a printing error whenever I've seen it since

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j_agstothesuperbowl22
j_agstothesuperbowl22· 24d ago

r/suspiciousquotes

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CBSnews73
CBSnews73· 25d ago

Theese donuts are freshly made every day! And then, after 3days, they get delivered to me and I stock them up in my Kwik-E-Mart!

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DuckLazy73
DuckLazy73· 25d ago

We bake. Fresh "everyday"? ~~on premises~~ No promises.

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bromEnr-61
bromEnr-61· 24d ago

I think its because they can assure their baked goods are fresh within 24hrs. So while they might have baked it yesterday, its still within 1 day old, hence “everyday”

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Mission-SeEsaw4919
Mission-SeEsaw4919· 25d ago

I wonder if there’s any legal backing for the use of quotations to imply something other than what is literally written

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9n81c93y
9n81c93y· 25d ago

I’ve been saying this since I was 10 or something, “Best pizza in town” . . . Just reads as uncertainty.

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HinaXh4n
HinaXh4n· 25d ago

We swear our bread is "fresh."

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Droib_6506
Droib_6506· 25d ago

How much is a piece of Everyday, and how about a cup of Last Week

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LuverOfAllThimgs14
LuverOfAllThimgs14· 25d ago

Why scare quotes? Now I want a quote sub to follow Unessessary quotes .

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CrowOfjudgem3nt
CrowOfjudgem3nt· 24d ago

I'm irked less by the quotes than the use of the word "everyday" - which means bland or mundane - when they (presumably) mean "every day".

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zzi_ll4
zzi_ll4· 24d ago

It would appear they meant *EVERYDAY* and not "EVERYDAY"

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toddp_32
toddp_32· 24d ago

Brought to you by... https://youtu.be/4DqoQq1zME8?si=69W9raAr_tcQJl6C

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ShymAiden
ShymAiden· 24d ago

Everyday is an adjective. Every day is an adjective + noun.

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Did_youjustsee_thot
Did_youjustsee_thot· 24d ago

I’ll allow it. Most likely they are closed one or two days a year so it would be dishonest to say “Everyday”. Now if it said “fresh” I’d be walkin

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MDs2135
MDs2135· 25d ago

“Everyday” does not mean “each day!”

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Datboi_89
Datboi_89· 25d ago

I love the "transparency" of the bread.

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TeeHMerig67
TeeHMerig67· 25d ago

Makes me think of my grandmother who thought quotes around words were used for emphasis. My birthday cards would say she “loves” me and that I’m “so special.”

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FrogLazy76
FrogLazy76· 24d ago

I’d like to buy one EVERYDAY please. I hear they are made fresh.

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St_atisticianNo2156
St_atisticianNo2156· 24d ago

“Everyday” does not mean the same as “every day”

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mighty-cloud6744
mighty-cloud6744· 25d ago

we sell “food” here

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Bear_7588
Bear_7588· 25d ago

r/suspiciousquotes

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