Huhhhhhh yeah nope package is bein returned im not dealing with no snakes today.
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Bro lives in the bayou lmao https://preview.redd.it/iuo5k0h33apg1.jpeg?width=945&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69d82bff6bafc148ffb0b6854051d99c3cd5f50f "Customer note: When you arrive at the end of the paved driveway, there will be a large bell next to the river. Ring ...
Missing package 📦 dumped in river
I like to imagine Herbert as a guy named Bert that smokes a lot weed.
Surprised it doesn't summon a coxswain with an asymmetric bob haircut and goes by the name "Karen"
I was like oh great another rude old person until that last part🤣😭FUCKKKKKKKK NO
*throws out window* *drives off*
Great now you’re gonna claim you also don’t get snake avoidance training
Or any training, really
Funny thing is Amazon never talks about snakes and to pay attention but instead they only talk about dogs😭😭
Okay I can handle your run of the mill snake but fucking WATER MOCCASINS!? Absolutely not haha.
Cottonmouth yup. Nasty bite.
Further proof that some of these notes are actually written by customer support, \*not\* by the customer!
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The only thing I know about water moccasins is that in Nethack they're so deadly, they're the first thing I genocide in the game. So I'd probably avoid that place like the plague lmao.
Not just any snakes, water mossasins are venomous. It's not worth the risk.
Born on the bayou! born on the bayouuuu!
I’m assuming they have a walkway, you’ll be fine I live in coastal nc and see many cottonmouth’s and copperheads
dudes got a slipper phobia? wierdo
They literally gave you instructions on how to avoid them. Lazy fuckers will do anything but the damn job *they* signed up for.
My guy I’ve been delivering with Amazon for the past couple years I know what I signed up for
Heaven forbid someone feels unsafe man💀 you think walking on the driveway is a 100% guaranteed way to avoid a potentially dangerous bite???
Do you understand what a water moccasin is? If you have enough of a problem to warn me about it, im gonna absolutely tell you im not walking through your shit. Idk if snakes follow rules like "only in the grass" their venom can be fatal if not treated immediately what if this ...