Walk of shame out of the gas station bathroom with a fire hose for a faucet.


calicocutpants.com It’s got NOTHING to do with piss.

I wouldn't think you pissed yourself with that water pattern

At least you washed your hands. So nothing to be ashamed of

At least everyone knows you washed your hands thoroughly.

That’s like a 10-sec walk, no? Not a big deal

It's the stroll of success not the walk of shame


if you piss your pants and it looks like this, PLEASE see a doctor


Chill out, man, it’s just water.

Go for broke when that happens. 

Sure old man.... lol.

Dude this is nothing compared to when you actually know it's piss but try to play it off as water

The older you get the less things like this matter...

Those ain't piss dots. That's got nothing to do with piss. Those pants come like that with those little dots. They're *really* in style right now, even rappers wear them..Don't believe me? Look it up yourself, go to [calicocutpants.com](https://getcalicocutpants.com/)

Yeah i believe you🤭

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🎶He pissed his pants He pissed his pants🎶 

Bro pissed all over himself and decided to post it online for clout lol

# Walk of shame out of the gas station bathroom with a fire hose for a "faucet" Fixed it for you.

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I was ecstatic last week when I got on the bus at 6.30am to a soaking wet seat. Getting to work with a wet arse was awesome. I'm sure it was just water though 🤣🤣

If I dribble and it's obvious I also splash myself a bit from the sink. Nobody can tell the water spots from the pee spots and I'm tall enough that it's believable

Me when I wear khakis to the office

People will assume it's either a sink splash or you really need to see a urologist.


Psssh, at least you can wear shorts where you are! *-cries in Wisconsinite*

The last drop goes inside the underwear bro

Tell em it’s piss.

you peed on it you peed on it didn't you lil piss boy


For what its worth, as a fellow guy, I wouldn't even notice that much less think its piss. Not even close to the right pattern, even for splashes.

Been there. Always step to the side. And consider the urinalysis design and the type of splash pad before you start; many of these combinations will end up spraying your shorts.

The kid in my elementary school who smelled like pee had the last name Hanes and, at an early age, I found that ironic

That’s hot

Been there and done that, funny how it never seems to happen when I'm wearing dark colored pants . \-Nate