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Bi_llWilberforce
Bi_llWilberforce
29d agoHealthcare

Somebody has started mowing the grass, with the world's nicest lawnmower at 2AM

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29 Comments

Bear_5337
Bear_5337· 29d ago

I'm guessing you've been spellchecked from 'noisiest', but I prefer this version.

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peekiert98
peekiert98· 29d ago

The autocarrot strikes again!

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salawle45
salawle45· 28d ago

You're right, it was noisiest. 02:00 to about 02:35 and then a little bit till 02:40.

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BadgerBright29
BadgerBright29· 28d ago

like it makes singing bird noises instead.

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Paulybytes___89
Paulybytes___89· 28d ago

I suffer with insomnia and regularly am awake in the early hours. I live in a very rural area and have no direct neighbours, even I wouldn't consider cutting the grass at 2am. It takes a special kind of crazy to do that.

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CTK_76
CTK_76· 28d ago

You should do it right now for shits and giggles

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rajapaw_s
rajapaw_s· 28d ago

Gotta do it before the grass wakes up, or it doesnt cut right

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AdSpecialisT6598
AdSpecialisT6598· 28d ago

Also not to mention it's quieter at night too, so any loud noise sounds louder.

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Tomeblanco_923
Tomeblanco_923· 28d ago

Sorry that should be noisiest lawnmower. Sodding RAF Club.

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BraveStorm692
BraveStorm692· 29d ago

Why would the RAF Club be mowing their lawn at 0200 hours?

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Archer_9542
Archer_9542· 28d ago

Sorry you were woken up but on the plus side at least the mower was exceptionally beautiful.

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YamIdoingdis2354
YamIdoingdis2354· 28d ago

Last year, my neighbour started a fire in his BBQ at 2am. Just sat there chatting while he burned furniture until the fire brigade arrived, jumped his fence and he proceeded to argue with them about the law.

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SilentSlug_207
SilentSlug_207· 28d ago

Are you not allowed to have garden fires now?

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Unfair-Nectarine1284
Unfair-Nectarine1284· 28d ago

What ASBOs were invented for

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TimE_Hornet_52
TimE_Hornet_52· 28d ago

Not the same as 2am, but my neighbour uses a fucking petrol strimmer to trim his whole (fairly large) garden. It takes him 6-8 hours, sometimes over two days and happens frequently through the summer and the thing is loud as fuck. Often begins at 7am on the weekend. It wou...

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FuzzyFox8372
FuzzyFox8372· 28d ago

Oops that could be me and my partner 😂 We have a really uneven garden so we strim it over the course of a few days. Never 7am though!

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PreTty_Study_526
PreTty_Study_526· 28d ago

My neighbor has now cut his lawn twice on one week. I won't do mine until we've had more than a few hours of dry weather.

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Sloani_3412
Sloani_3412· 28d ago

At this rate I don't think I'll get to mow mine until May, I *might* be able to prune my apple tree so I get some use from my garden wheelie bin subscription.

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c82lxmxd_g2rgvxo4
c82lxmxd_g2rgvxo4· 29d ago

Someone is either high/drunk or really hates their neighbours. Maybe both

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wiredmagazine4
wiredmagazine4· 28d ago

It's s annoying but hard to be mad at a lawnmower that nice.

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Right_Asite6214
Right_Asite6214· 28d ago

Maybe a robot mower ?

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Old_Fish354
Old_Fish354· 28d ago

Call the police? It sounds like somebody is either very confused, or incredibly irresponsible. This could be an emergency.

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ospriyotis98
ospriyotis98· 28d ago

Are you sure your neighbour doesn't have an industrial grade vibrator? I had to ask our neighbour not to put the washing machine on after the kids went to bed. Turns out,.based off her reaction, may not have been her washing machine... 😬

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EcHo2200
EcHo2200· 28d ago

Are you sure it was a lawn mower?

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Bear_8566
Bear_8566· 28d ago

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ParticuLar_Parking_4
ParticuLar_Parking_4· 28d ago

I get this with my neighbour who randomly hoovers could be 3am, 1am. Fucking annoying and they still coniiyto do after I asked them not to as it noisy

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Maleficent-Hat5832
Maleficent-Hat5832· 29d ago

what makes his lawnmower so nice then? is it one of those big sit-on ones?

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