Somebody has started mowing the grass, with the world's nicest lawnmower at 2AM
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I'm guessing you've been spellchecked from 'noisiest', but I prefer this version.
The autocarrot strikes again!
You're right, it was noisiest. 02:00 to about 02:35 and then a little bit till 02:40.
like it makes singing bird noises instead.
I suffer with insomnia and regularly am awake in the early hours. I live in a very rural area and have no direct neighbours, even I wouldn't consider cutting the grass at 2am. It takes a special kind of crazy to do that.
You should do it right now for shits and giggles
Gotta do it before the grass wakes up, or it doesnt cut right
Also not to mention it's quieter at night too, so any loud noise sounds louder.
Sorry that should be noisiest lawnmower. Sodding RAF Club.
Why would the RAF Club be mowing their lawn at 0200 hours?
Sorry you were woken up but on the plus side at least the mower was exceptionally beautiful.
Last year, my neighbour started a fire in his BBQ at 2am. Just sat there chatting while he burned furniture until the fire brigade arrived, jumped his fence and he proceeded to argue with them about the law.
Are you not allowed to have garden fires now?
What ASBOs were invented for
Not the same as 2am, but my neighbour uses a fucking petrol strimmer to trim his whole (fairly large) garden. It takes him 6-8 hours, sometimes over two days and happens frequently through the summer and the thing is loud as fuck. Often begins at 7am on the weekend. It wou...
Oops that could be me and my partner 😂 We have a really uneven garden so we strim it over the course of a few days. Never 7am though!
My neighbor has now cut his lawn twice on one week. I won't do mine until we've had more than a few hours of dry weather.
At this rate I don't think I'll get to mow mine until May, I *might* be able to prune my apple tree so I get some use from my garden wheelie bin subscription.
Someone is either high/drunk or really hates their neighbours. Maybe both
It's s annoying but hard to be mad at a lawnmower that nice.
Maybe a robot mower ?
Call the police? It sounds like somebody is either very confused, or incredibly irresponsible. This could be an emergency.
Are you sure your neighbour doesn't have an industrial grade vibrator? I had to ask our neighbour not to put the washing machine on after the kids went to bed. Turns out,.based off her reaction, may not have been her washing machine... 😬
Are you sure it was a lawn mower?
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I get this with my neighbour who randomly hoovers could be 3am, 1am. Fucking annoying and they still coniiyto do after I asked them not to as it noisy
what makes his lawnmower so nice then? is it one of those big sit-on ones?