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Hobbits am aware what's up

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jmaBbz
jmaBbz· 30d ago

Unfortunately to afford a Shire you have to climb the corporate ladder 🙃

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GritONMotion
GritONMotion· 30d ago

Exactly. You’re born and capitalism and hierarchy immediately shackles you and forces you into a life you never wanted and can’t afford.

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Fair_Fish722
Fair_Fish722· 30d ago

This "hobbit vault" costs \~$2K to build: [https://www.bioveda.co/vault](https://www.bioveda.co/vault)

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OtterNifty15
OtterNifty15· 29d ago

See that’s the biggest trick of it all. If you remove the concept of the ladder entirely, *everyone* can afford to live in the shire. They stole it from you by tricking you into thinking capital was necessary. It never was and still isn’t.

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JordanLee
JordanLee· 30d ago

Most perspective of Hobbit life we see is from their equivalent of aristocracy and regional lords. Pippen and Merry were effectively heirs of great houses. As nice as the Shire looks, it's dependent upon agricultural labor to a degree that doesn't come through much in the show...

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JisTin_Godfrey
JisTin_Godfrey· 30d ago

That's not just an issue with Lord of the rings, but all fantasy. 99% of the time the story focuses entirely around the aristocracy. If we see poor people, it's only to show the aristocracy was being bad at managing their lands or before the main character is revealed to have ...

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Sanor_Diablo65
Sanor_Diablo65· 30d ago

As we see from Sam though, even the "lower" classes had plenty and were happy with all their needs comfortably met. We didn't see any skinny hobbits, nor any hobbits complaining about too much work. Plus with how many meals they eat a day that equates to multiple breaks. Fr...

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HowlingFantoDs5564
HowlingFantoDs5564· 29d ago

I hear you (But also the Shire is applicable to a conservative mindset to live in ignorance while the "outside" world burns down around them until they are also scourged)

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Mission-SeEsaw4919
Mission-SeEsaw4919· 30d ago

Also the shire got burned down in the books, right? Edit: derp, I didn't read the last line of your post.

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Archer_9542
Archer_9542· 29d ago

> the Shire is allegorical No. Tolkein disliked allegory.

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wiredmagazine4
wiredmagazine4· 29d ago

And enough Hobbits sold out their own people that The Shire could be taken over. Also the health care is crap, Frodo has immigrate to a foreign country to get decent care, and they are wildly ignorant of world events. Definitely a conservative land, despite feeding & housi...

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NiftyOtter628
NiftyOtter628· 29d ago

Unfortunately, Hobbits have a hierarchy too. The higher up the hill you live, the more you are worth.

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SaizedClod22
SaizedClod22· 29d ago

Penthouse Hobbit hole dellers be like: ![gif](giphy|K2l8gFcatHmsE)

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HappyNinja_472
HappyNinja_472· 29d ago

The higher you get off Gandalf's weed, the more you are worth

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BrightTiger90
BrightTiger90· 29d ago

They fought the corporate raiders off too 😅

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NewCat616
NewCat616· 29d ago

And eat multiple times a day.

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yummyguming
yummyguming· 30d ago

Never heard of it.

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As_jNakon
As_jNakon· 30d ago

In the shire as Frodo, who inherited a nice house and gets to chill or as Sam, who has to be Frodo’s gardener? lol I mean I’d rather be Frodo’s gardener in the shire than my current job but it’s not a ladder less society

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tiNylittl_egnat
tiNylittl_egnat· 29d ago

second breakfast and elevenses should be protected by law honestly

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BearNifty61
BearNifty61· 29d ago

It always looked nice, having a home inside of a hill. As a kid, I saw it with wonder, not unlike a log cabin. As an adult, I envy that simple a life.

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JustunGodfrey
JustunGodfrey· 29d ago

and now, an oposing view by Loubella Sackville-Baggins.

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Cool-Dragon467
Cool-Dragon467· 29d ago

I cannot explain how much I would want to live in an underground house.

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Mr_SpicyBrain968
Mr_SpicyBrain968· 29d ago

Shire is fine if you happen to own a haul of dragon treasure and some magic artifacts. Other folks are stealing carrots from their neighbors.

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sharj45456
sharj45456· 30d ago

But you have to be born there first.

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Yuki_EHee
Yuki_EHee· 29d ago

I've walked those streets, pretty place

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GentleArcher_918
GentleArcher_918· 29d ago

Problem is corporations want to destroy the Shire.

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FedUpHRog
FedUpHRog· 29d ago

Full of pretentious arseholes like the Sackville? Oh Hell Naw. I'd rather be a ranger on the wilderness

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Adorabli_Lettuce3291
Adorabli_Lettuce3291· 29d ago

> I'd rather be a ranger on the wilderness Good news! That’s a life you can live today

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Large_Welcome4419
Large_Welcome4419· 29d ago

I been there one time! Great pub! 🍻

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SnarkySnakySnel88
SnarkySnakySnel88· 29d ago

And smoke that weed

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Justin_Godfrey5
Justin_Godfrey5· 29d ago

I just want to read all the books in my hobbit hole, smoke a pipe, nap, grow apples and make cider.

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CrispTiger1245
CrispTiger1245· 29d ago

Is this really a place?

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Brave_Potato
Brave_Potato· 30d ago

Like 99% of every human I would guess

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DepententPeanut1309
DepententPeanut1309· 29d ago

No thx to both.

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Make_the_music_stop43
Make_the_music_stop43· 29d ago

Amen

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1stking5_09
1stking5_09· 29d ago

at some point we have to question how worth it it is to work so much when most of our income goes to rent and maintenance of our life as it relates to work, ie living close to work in the city, car, parking, gasoline, insurance rates being much higher there. everything is more...

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Otter_3025
Otter_3025· 29d ago

I think Matamata is pretty expensive. Lots of Horse Studs in the area. Same with nearby Cambridge.

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FoxCurious83
FoxCurious83· 29d ago

then you have to deal with the social ladder BS

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Tomeblanco_923
Tomeblanco_923· 30d ago

Half of it submerged in rainy season.

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wzzKnt12
wzzKnt12· 30d ago

No you don't, unless you mean the Baggins Mansion

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jiwonkwxn57
jiwonkwxn57· 29d ago

Everyone wanted Bagend, which exists at the top of a hill. Fractals

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KeenViper3769
KeenViper3769· 29d ago

LOL these people are not centrists. The last centrist the democrats ran was Bill Clinton.

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zzil_l9
zzil_l9· 29d ago

My wife and I decided to do this, instead of trying to buy one little apartment in the city we moved to the suburbs 1:30hrs away to live in a little house next to a forest. Now we were able to buy a 2nd bigger house and between the 2 (new) it was still cheaper that 1 little ...

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