Hi, insurance. Yes? Someone recorded a video of 2 dogs trying to eat my automobile.
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*Trying to eat the cat hiding under your car
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Bro imagine how terrifying it would be for that cat
Or retired drug dogs
They probably saw a rodent or something sneak in there and can smell it.
Or 10lbs of weed. JS 🤷🏻♀️
Exactly. Lunch is waiting.
Could be a small animal hiding in there. If the car was in an accident, could also be the washer fluid they're after, tastes sweet & some animals are attracted to it.
Hi chef, I can’t go to work because my dog eat my car.
That's no excuse. I need you on sauté tonight. Bring the dog, and we'll run it as a special. It's also your night to bring the cocaine. We're going to be your ass if you don't come through.
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I don’t think insurance covers random acts of dog Jesus Christ it’s like some of you have never heard of a joke
 Well done
Yea it does. Can be under “vandalism” or “random acts of nature”
Time to find out who owns those dogs. That's who you'll need to sue.
Shit, they do own collars, don't they? And they chased that car super aggressively too! This shit is why I hate dogs and dog owners.
Owners should absolutely have to surrender these dogs after and be barred from having any future ones
People should be barred from having more than one pitbull, German shepherd, etc. They default into pack hunting mode when loose
Those dogs are gonna fuck someone up and will end up having to be put down. They look well enough taken care of, so there must be an incompetent dbag of an owner out there somewhere not looking for them.
Those dogs would have killed anyone who happened to be walking out to their car at that time.
No these dogs would submit to someone that they thought could dominate them.
Nobody commenting on the dog charging the person after this. Those dogs are pieces of shit.
So, typical dogs.
The dog is a dog, an animal. The problem is that it is unnatural for them to be kept like toys for company. It should be illegal.
I think they found the cocaine
His scream at the end 😂
😭 That dog said How 'boutcha get YOUR ass on!
I rewatched it like five times. 😂😂😂
So you run cocaine?
There’s a cat or rodent hiding in that car; the dogs are anxious to meet it.
German Shepards, checks out.
Yup. Generally not a dog anyone should have. One broke away from it's owner, bit mine totally unprovoked. Bite was so bad our dog died.
iv had 5 Shepards in my life, including a rescue, and all of them were friendly, never had any issues with Sheppards, this shit is on the owners, not the breed. such a amazing breed in general.
Which is sad, because they can be the most well trained dogs in the world, but seem to be much worse than other dogs when not trained well.
Could be licking up antifreeze. Which tastes delicious (and is poisonous) to dogs and cats.
That would be sad but would also be the owners fault. They don’t look like wild roaming dogs. Where tf is the owner
This is why I don’t mess around with dogs.
The new Cocaine Dog movie is looking legit.
Careful, though, Earl's crazy. He ate one of my cars once Yeaahhh......The whole car
With a fork......
Pretty dogs.
This is actually pretty common. More than likely a cat, squirrel, or something ran in the car. Dogs can destroy and have totaled cars
https://preview.redd.it/89ilzkk663pg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=847d8d06105e3aec41bfe50dd30b5d13d056a7ff
So I looked at car insurance policies lately and I wondered about "animal bites", I was thinking that's ridiculous, but now it's less ridiculous lol
I had the same thing happen but it was a video of a porcupine eating someone's tires and I was like ok yeah, that checks out lol
Bail dude! You're next!
Dog: “I smell drugs” Guy in car: “git yo ass home” Dog: “Hey! You have drugs too”
Uh, could be antifreeze; apparently it tastes sweet like coolaid and is very toxic.
Are they stray or somethin? It's fucking scary.
omg those dogs were on a mission lol..hope your insurance doesn't try to claim it's "an act of dog" and refuse to cover it.
If they have comprehensive, it's covered
There's an animal in there, probably a rodent
Probably a small animal in there under the hood, but good Lord. I thought it was a bear at first.
Cat or rat 🐀 inside .
100% there trying to get a cat .
Trying to tell two dogs eating a car to get home, thinking your car is gunna protect you? 😂
This almost looks like the same car.....oh it is the car https://www.11alive.com/article/news/local/dogs-caught-on-video-ripping-apart-atlanta-womans-car-owner-charged/85-27dd91fe-37cc-48a4-beb7-34396c61345f
That was legit some "Oh you want some too?" At the end.
https://preview.redd.it/rubbxde193pg1.jpeg?width=427&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d96c5d6670c76e095240162cc0f42c65fea8a08
I bet there is a live critter hidden under the car
Looks like healthy chunky bois too
Cat 🐈 under the hood hiding
At least now we know what happens when the dog catches the car.
Must be trying to drink that sweet antifreeze
Squirrels
This happened to my mother's car. Cat ran under it.
Dope in the fender!!
German Shepherds...of course.
Rats
looks like abused dogs
My fluffy would never hurt a fly!
Imagine the confusion if you didn't have the video
 Hello Mr. George...
[we've seen a thing or two](https://youtu.be/za3HHmtyx3Y?si=6aAESBnho9QRzh1F)
Cujo
Now we know what happens when the dog catches the car
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😭 O D FUN NYYYY!!!
Did you bother washing the salt off?
God forbid a dog tries to learn a new trade
My old car might not have crumple zones but at least it’s dog proof
"Get yall ass on!" had me kinda dyin' ngl 🥀
Zombies.
What!?
Owners fault. Pups did nothing wrong!!!
Bro feed them , next time any thing
Mfer, I'd be sick
Zombie Dogs,
https://preview.redd.it/azjcj69916pg1.jpeg?width=2992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f4de1c23c6045ccb201ccfc22a4d9efd03c8d10 Not nearly as bad but a dog tore my fender up trying to get to a cat.
AI.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/s/2HmJh2eAgs
What the heck
Did you hit a cow???
This is why you should always wash your car after running someone or something over. The good news is that they may be destroying some of the evidence or giving *unreasonable* doubt. Maybe, just maybe, the dogs planted the DNA in my KIA.
Wheres the atf
Probably trying to lick the blood off the bumper of whatever or whomever the driver ran over earlier...
Someone put some chicken grease on the car
They tracked something into that car
Drug dogs trying to find the hidden stash.
Most likely an animal hiding in the car
Just drug sniff in dogs helping you take the cocaine outta your hiding spot first lol
That's the car that hurt their paw
Am I in a meme reddit? This is ai
no it isnt.
Put them down
Absolutely.