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A few years back I ended up with a freebie keychain with a CoolPack brand backpack. I reach out to it the teddy bear with unfortunate preferences

It's quite cute, and I could have attached it to my backpack years ago... was it not for the text 😭😭😭

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Kranb_erryMany403
Kranb_erryMany403· 74d ago

Embroider the c into an o and then the bear loves you, OP!

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A_lyernativeQuit3447
A_lyernativeQuit3447· 74d ago

My thought too lol

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Viscuitgod_1
Viscuitgod_1· 74d ago

"No one is buying our keychains for some reason, just give them away with your other products to make room for new stock."

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BrightViper3805
BrightViper3805· 73d ago

Put a tiny shirt on him.

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ZayaFyre0
ZayaFyre0· 73d ago

or remove the text with a seam ripper

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BadgerBright29
BadgerBright29· 73d ago

Cedar point, cyber punk, and club penguin are just a few examples of things cp could mean.

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Cool-Fox977
Cool-Fox977· 74d ago

At my job it’s also “courier parking”

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Sfgate72
Sfgate72· 74d ago

Control point, capture point, cod points

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ChipmunkOk1538
ChipmunkOk1538· 74d ago

Come, mister. You may explain it this the police department

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phoenix8037
phoenix8037· 73d ago

Ah memories https://preview.redd.it/9cd93xz3vpog1.jpeg?width=820&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0538509887a3b4e7e7a433e16cfe61bdbbb664a0

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LivongHeart5227
LivongHeart5227· 74d ago

Yo this dude was mad normalized back in the day lmao

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Maker_4674
Maker_4674· 73d ago

I always tease my daughter when she wants Rilakkuma merch because he reminds me of this guy lmao

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FoxCrisp72
FoxCrisp72· 73d ago

Ran to the comments for this 😂

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Da_Real-Officialfrog
Da_Real-Officialfrog· 74d ago

Am I super innocent? I honestly don't know what CP might stand for in a dirty context...

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AUntieRuper_t
AUntieRuper_t· 73d ago

It's the abbreviation that was used before CSAM.

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ANEB0ME
ANEB0ME· 73d ago

It's what Epstein was into

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RevoLvingRevolv6r
RevoLvingRevolv6r· 73d ago

yea i'm typically considered a pretty dirty minded person by my friends and i have legit no clue lmao

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zzilk6
zzilk6· 74d ago

Wow he really loves cyberpunk

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Happy_River423
Happy_River423· 73d ago

![gif](giphy|TcYsW9HlxtDNJ6mBoe)

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Public-Water4780
Public-Water4780· 73d ago

This is like the evil version of those “I love BJ” tshirt people get in Beijing

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JustonGodfrey
JustonGodfrey· 74d ago

I love the Blue Jays. I also love the [Canadian Opera Company](https://res.cloudinary.com/dpaedgweb/image/upload/v1759150562/550270967_1346669910150881_1811343223214111820_n.jpg).

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BadgerBold48
BadgerBold48· 74d ago

I used to work in online risk analysis, doing moderation for various platforms. People kept shortening Boris Johnson to BJ and it was *constantly* flagged up as sexual content...

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totallyhumanhonest78
totallyhumanhonest78· 74d ago

Buy him a doll shirt I beg you 🙏

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Justin_Godfrey55
Justin_Godfrey55· 74d ago

I actually planned on crocheting one myself...! But then I got lazy 😭

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whiTefox72
whiTefox72· 73d ago

Insane ❤️ Clown Posse

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NemLifter1089
NemLifter1089· 73d ago

Where the Juggalos at? Whoop whoop!

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ClearCat171
ClearCat171· 74d ago

MODS ARE ASLEEP

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PenguinSilly76
PenguinSilly76· 74d ago

At least you didn’t potentially end up on “a list” for looking for your friend’s instagram account. (C.P. are his initials and the start of his username) https://preview.redd.it/2srw4v2kxpog1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfef422a9592d7f409cddf68b1edf473...

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DuE-Briif7297
DuE-Briif7297· 74d ago

I wonder how many certified accountant accounts got unfairly targeted because it starts with CPA.

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Sfgate72
Sfgate72· 73d ago

Yep, same! My cousins name is Christopher Paul, and his mother chose to use his initials. Tried to look him up on FB, and BAM.

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jobsForthe_doGs48
jobsForthe_doGs48· 74d ago

Bear loves club penguin

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Zzill6
Zzill6· 73d ago

He's just a Coldplay fan

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SuMmerN8
SuMmerN8· 74d ago

I too love crispy potatoes

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Main_Bother1026
Main_Bother1026· 74d ago

https://preview.redd.it/b41dbgonwrog1.jpeg?width=591&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77d61d6c3505e685d1cfa3efe12882ee90813bca

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bike_lane_bill69
bike_lane_bill69· 73d ago

If you were super super rich this wouldn’t even be a problem

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happylemon3174
happylemon3174· 74d ago

Got banned from the cyberpunk reddit for this one. https://preview.redd.it/0m6mkwi06tog1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=864a5c569cafe52c8f549fc2c51ec4dba08ffba0

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OWn_Lie8775
OWn_Lie8775· 74d ago

My brain re arranged the letters and made it say " <3 icp "

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thisisvega_s36
thisisvega_s36· 73d ago

Do you have a seam ripper? This could be an easy fix

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BadgerNeat96
BadgerNeat96· 73d ago

They give out free masks in central park that say this too, my face was so cold but still wasn’t sure if it would be worth it to wear that around NYC https://preview.redd.it/h2m5nsd8hpog1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c440f09487e89dfdf18211cc6b3a0d378c0...

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Fickke-ad5449
Fickke-ad5449· 74d ago

Make a little cane or wheelchair for the bear, it can be in support of cerebral palsy awareness?

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the-Stick23
the-Stick23· 73d ago

Cool Cyberpunk 2077 plushie

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uniqu_orn25
uniqu_orn25· 73d ago

New Resident Evil game has a currency system called Completion Points. Which is a lot of characters for a currency system...

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needne_wCamera
needne_wCamera· 73d ago

Oh, Yakuza 0 had those too!

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yummyguming
yummyguming· 74d ago

![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl)

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Demicious_Action1665
Demicious_Action1665· 74d ago

This has me DYING right now

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Clear-Lion921
Clear-Lion921· 73d ago

Oh no.

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Sanor_Diablo65
Sanor_Diablo65· 73d ago

That’s so cute!!! Oh…

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Beekier_t
Beekier_t· 74d ago

![gif](giphy|Kzb1zdtLHcKti) He needs a visit

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PhoenixCrispy92
PhoenixCrispy92· 73d ago

Somebody’s walking around with this company logo on a tee

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Visible-InterNet-827
Visible-InterNet-827· 74d ago

![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i|downsized)

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eager-dragon8344
eager-dragon8344· 73d ago

Insane ❤️ Clown Posse

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CalmDog226
CalmDog226· 73d ago

Just put a patch over it or a sticker

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BoldPenguin465
BoldPenguin465· 73d ago

I didn't see the heart at first and just saw ICP. lol

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goldEneye-2
goldEneye-2· 74d ago

Someone needs to be fired

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ElvisIsN_otDJed
ElvisIsN_otDJed· 73d ago

https://preview.redd.it/5e4g84cc0vog1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaf849735cbb54ac17458c8a0187931530ac2586

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o3jc8tm3jj-lf2w9z0r
o3jc8tm3jj-lf2w9z0r· 74d ago

Fun fact: cpaddict.com is for truck parts.

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Clear-Lion921
Clear-Lion921· 74d ago

It literally took me a few seconds to figure out

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aver_yR1993
aver_yR1993· 73d ago

![gif](giphy|UI1qLkl9hekmoJWduz) Oh my...

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theindape_ndentonline
theindape_ndentonline· 73d ago

Uncle Touchy's Favourite Teddy

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granddolphin2077
granddolphin2077· 73d ago

My maiden initials are C.P. I'll pretend it's about me

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idapItbwidiuatabip31
idapItbwidiuatabip31· 73d ago

Communist party

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Happy_Penguin
Happy_Penguin· 74d ago

Use a seam ripper and pull the stitches out that make up the words. Or you can even add something yourself after the I ❤️.

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GentleArcher_918
GentleArcher_918· 73d ago

Peddy bear

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FalconNeat56
FalconNeat56· 73d ago

Cedar Point had the same issue!

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LollipopLuxray20
LollipopLuxray20· 73d ago

Thought it was cute at first glimpse. My eyes only saw the letters.... Then I understood when the heart came into focus lol ![gif](giphy|8db6nRqMsLCtq)

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iseeev_erythiNg1
iseeev_erythiNg1· 73d ago

This reminds me of all the branding for Cedar Point

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FlamesPinn
FlamesPinn· 74d ago

Hell yeah! CYBERPUNK!

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RatSpicy53
RatSpicy53· 73d ago

😱 Oh no

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CalmDog226
CalmDog226· 73d ago

Omfg it took me WAY TOO LONG to figure out what the problem here was! "I heart CP." "I love CP." "I love sea pee"?? Huh? Had to read through the comments! Oooohhhhhhh ok

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JUstin_Godfrey
JUstin_Godfrey· 73d ago

Commercially pure titanium

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SilentWolf485
SilentWolf485· 74d ago

I play a game that uses "combat points" as a resource. We have to use the term "cp" a lot when playing

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Bear_9156
Bear_9156· 73d ago

\`\`i love Cake Party´´ ![gif](giphy|He4wudo59enf2)

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LowAdministratoon238
LowAdministratoon238· 74d ago

…..and what does CP stand for…….

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BloomberfTAx
BloomberfTAx· 73d ago

![gif](giphy|11gKLgWdd4fq92)

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Lildeeds7
Lildeeds7· 73d ago

Insane <3 Clown Posse? What’s the issue? Whoop whoop.

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LynxWitty93
LynxWitty93· 73d ago

After reading theses comments it seems like everyone has different things "cp" stands for. So stop caring what others think and just do what makes you happy.

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lovemivebreathe68
lovemivebreathe68· 74d ago

People are purposefully picking the innocent meanings of the abbreviation, but the truth is many people will still associate it with the old term for CSEM regardless. I don't know how many that would be in my region (Poland), but if I lived in the US I definitely wouldn't want...

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