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keVinmrr63
25d agoDaily Life

Everybody who worked for DOGE deserves a life sentence in Guantanamo with no possibility for parole.

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CalmBear386
CalmBear386· 24d ago

I'm old enough to remember Republicans losing their fucking minds over Hillary's private email server. But this? Crickets.

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emergencu-Pepper3537
emergencu-Pepper3537· 25d ago

And now Trump's admin are using fucking GMAIL to discuss classified government operations

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CornarOfficE08
CornarOfficE08· 24d ago

It's always hilarious to me when democrats complain about that as if she were some untouchable saint. She was a right wing 1%er she doesn't deserve your pity.

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Kind-Hawk85
Kind-Hawk85· 24d ago

It's only bad when their political enemies do it.

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Calm-River184
Calm-River184· 24d ago

Every time I see something like this I remember the Navy Sailor who was arrested for [taking photos of the nuclear submarine.](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/aug/20/us-navy-sailor-jailed-for-taking-photos-of-classified-areas-of-nuclear-submarine) How far we have fal...

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GiddySmine
GiddySmine· 25d ago

I'll keep saying it, they need to be eligible for the death penalty. This many lives affected and at once? Resulting in death and destitution for several of their victims? Enough is enough.

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DarkMountain701
DarkMountain701· 25d ago

It does classify as treason.

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BlueFox7573
BlueFox7573· 24d ago

Death penalty is too good for them.

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Fuzxy_Tough_27
Fuzxy_Tough_27· 24d ago

I agree with prison. Guantanamo? No. We need to close these sort of "outside the law" camps. They don't become okay just because bad people are locked up there. Torture, extrajudicial punishment, and inhumane conditions are wrong, no matter the crime.

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cueyusgrg
cueyusgrg· 25d ago

I agree guantanamo needs to be closed. How about we put these scumbags there, then exit Guanatanamo and tell Cuba they can do whatever they want with the people we leave there?

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EagleWitty58
EagleWitty58· 25d ago

Thank you for this sane take.

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LeoNis7_82
LeoNis7_82· 25d ago

DJT’a biggest sin is enabling scumbags to do whatever they want regardless of the law etc.  “I’ll get pardoned anyway.”

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ShymAiden
ShymAiden· 25d ago

Democrats better not let this shit go this time There is no precedent for what this administration has done, it's full-out treason

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Happy-Wolf448
Happy-Wolf448· 24d ago

Nah, his biggest sin is raping and maybe even murdering children.

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IamAlorOf_Me
IamAlorOf_Me· 24d ago

Life sentence is pretty fucking light for a crime that carries the death penalty. They also don't have a right to a trial either.

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mAnintheredroom
mAnintheredroom· 24d ago

We need to bring back exile as a form of punishment. Freeze assets, revoke citizenship, deport, bar re-entry.

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AngryWolf965
AngryWolf965· 25d ago

Bring back Athenian Style Ostracism. Strip them of their assets, ban them from the country for 10 years, send them to that island that the French sent Napoleon to and have them live in exile.

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Clear_Snake591
Clear_Snake591· 25d ago

Deport them? No. Prison.

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Justin_Godfrey55
Justin_Godfrey55· 24d ago

Deport them to where?

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9oyhwn0rq-5yhwu9
9oyhwn0rq-5yhwu9· 25d ago

There aren't even 400m americans alive right now, so they have the information of every American that has lived since 1950?

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CtcleCurIous4640
CtcleCurIous4640· 25d ago

SSA has records of every SSN issued. They keep records of both living Americans and deceased Americans.

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TheAn_zus
TheAn_zus· 24d ago

Do you think they delete your data when you die?

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RosettI
RosettI· 24d ago

When did the US population become half a billion?

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Useful_Tangerine4343
Useful_Tangerine4343· 24d ago

Some people are dead

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BadgerBold48
BadgerBold48· 25d ago

Treason. Legally mandated death penalty. Also we need to get rid of SSA numbers and replace it with a modern standard where if the number is ever leaked it won’t matter, like how Apple Pay works. Anyways, who was the person that walked with the USB? Was it bigballs?

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97j9818tkgca
97j9818tkgca· 25d ago

As does this entire administration.

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bear-wild13
bear-wild13· 24d ago

They deserve to be the ones to call the credit bureaus and straighten out every identity theft case.

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theindepebdentonline
theindepebdentonline· 24d ago

Elon musk needs to be hung for treason.

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Dark-Shadow598
Dark-Shadow598· 24d ago

I can only assume they have multiple records per person, because there are only currently less than 350 million people here. Though I suppose they could have records of a lot of dead people.

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lonewolFff21
lonewolFff21· 24d ago

Elon musk should be in fucking jail.

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ObviouslyReaLPersob
ObviouslyReaLPersob· 24d ago

I’m so fucking tired of being right

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SubJect_Goat2122
SubJect_Goat2122· 25d ago

Hear me out, if Trump never charges this guy, he can’t get a pardon or jury nullification. Can be tried at a later date.

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Brilliantspirit3_3
Brilliantspirit3_3· 24d ago

I want a cannon that shoots people directly into the sun so bad. But if we ever actually built one the Democrats would just impotently vow to stop the Republicans from using it too often and only use it themselves on primary challengers from the left.

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Cow_boy_2017
Cow_boy_2017· 25d ago

Lol. No. Life of supervised release with community service being part of the supervised release. He attempted to covet all of society's data, let him repay all of society by cleaning up the interstates and national parks forever. Technically, there is no limit to the amount...

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Clever-Shadow998
Clever-Shadow998· 25d ago

No, we need to be more creative than just throwing them in a hole.

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Clear_Snake591
Clear_Snake591· 25d ago

Allegedly? Isn’t it factual at this point?

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WorkingToe855
WorkingToe855· 24d ago

........there are only 349 million people in the US

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Ok_lie3975
Ok_lie3975· 25d ago

How is it 500 million when the us population is closer to 340 million? Ex-pats?

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CalmWolf299
CalmWolf299· 25d ago

dead people

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nortH_canadianice
nortH_canadianice· 24d ago

And waterboarding, just for being an utter twat.

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Tomeblanco_923
Tomeblanco_923· 25d ago

What they did is treason and should get the punishment fit for the crime. Goes for the entire admin.

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sPazticpat
sPazticpat· 24d ago

I assume it means 500 million records. Because we aint got 500 million Americans.

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Adorabli_Lettuce3291
Adorabli_Lettuce3291· 24d ago

What's his name?

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laijU505
laijU505· 24d ago

GITMO is too good for them.

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PuzzLedVolume1599
PuzzLedVolume1599· 25d ago

We need to come up with levels of treason now, it seems. Treason, Centi-treason, Deca-treason, Kilo-treason, Mega-Treason, Giga-treason, Tera-treason, Peta-treason, Exa-treason, and Rocket into the sun-treason I invented metric treason and I wonder if it will be eno...

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BrightTiger90
BrightTiger90· 24d ago

T r e a s o n

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Oraxy5_1
Oraxy5_1· 25d ago

Aren't there only like 380 million people in the us? I had never heard it reached 500 million..

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1ifebyjey
1ifebyjey· 25d ago

Google says 342 million, I was being generous.

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Bear_7588
Bear_7588· 25d ago

How is that even possible? Did he get the social security information of every living American plus 150+ million dead people?

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Maker_4674
Maker_4674· 25d ago

Hard to be a shittier or more hypocritical American than a Republican these days.

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MDs2135
MDs2135· 25d ago

Isn't the population of the us only somewhere around 350 milli0n?

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ClankerCore22
ClankerCore22· 25d ago

Really? They "stormed" in there?

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