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27d agoHealthcare

Pen busted in pocket, it’s also all over my mobile but I don’t have a picture of that

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PhoenixClever18
PhoenixClever18· 27d ago

My first thought was "thats a helluva bruise"

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Bright-River861
Bright-River861· 27d ago

I thought the same thing lol

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Calm_SignifIcance139
Calm_SignifIcance139· 27d ago

Dead leg!

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1dgbq4b49b_nd3oq6yk
1dgbq4b49b_nd3oq6yk· 27d ago

Wait….did you try white out to remove it?

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Unfair-Nectarine1284
Unfair-Nectarine1284· 28d ago

😭

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Open-RifLection-6094
Open-RifLection-6094· 27d ago

Arguably, it worked, can't see those marks

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Virhhia
Virhhia· 27d ago

Ive had bruises that looked like that. Be thankful it’s only ink

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Unusual-StaTe1830
Unusual-StaTe1830· 28d ago

Rubbing alcohol will get it off you and clothing.

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Happy-Shadow55
Happy-Shadow55· 28d ago

Or nail polish remover.

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Plane_Role-8902
Plane_Role-8902· 27d ago

What did we learn?…

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Alternative-Shock775
Alternative-Shock775· 27d ago

Sadly I’ll never learn, this isn’t my first time 😭

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novagRidt
novagRidt· 27d ago

Legit thought that was a bruise

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bromEnr-61
bromEnr-61· 27d ago

Dawn power wash spray, if that doesn’t work try using the carbon stained devils. It’s a little yellow bottle and they have one specifically for ink.

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Fi_ranka
Fi_ranka· 28d ago

Buy some diabetic alcohol wipes.

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us_er8375064
us_er8375064· 27d ago

Hey, those are for everybody, not just diabetics!

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fadeDhalo9
fadeDhalo9· 27d ago

Just use alcohol and you’re gonna be good to go

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As_hNakon
As_hNakon· 27d ago

Can you take a picture of your phone for us please

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Droib_6506
Droib_6506· 27d ago

you've got leg hair so you're older than most of us were when this first happened

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BraveDragon136
BraveDragon136· 28d ago

Atleast it’s not an owie?

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us_er8375064
us_er8375064· 27d ago

use alcohol or hairspray

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ANEB0ME
ANEB0ME· 27d ago

Could have been the boys. Always look at the positive side ![gif](giphy|XdFe9qo1OEyibhU48t|downsized)

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CBSnews73
CBSnews73· 27d ago

Why would you put a pen in your pocket? Just wait until you forget it’s there and you run it thru the dryer with a bunch of other clothes…

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hUffpost81
hUffpost81· 27d ago

![gif](giphy|gzmzGDspr9JJOPLROI)

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BadgerSmooth46
BadgerSmooth46· 28d ago

Just make a screenshot

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CoolFox848
CoolFox848· 28d ago

You still have a pen?! That'll teach you!

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65n5537p-neg4ic6
65n5537p-neg4ic6· 28d ago

Are you… on the toilet 🚽

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lazy-otter-290
lazy-otter-290· 27d ago

My assumption is they felt it burst, and immediately went somewhere they could take pants off to check, like a toilet

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Clever-Mountain512
Clever-Mountain512· 28d ago

Hair spray--the cheap stuff, or Binaca-type spray breath freshener. Dissolves/ breaks the bond? of the ink.

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RayzRh_eRoof
RayzRh_eRoof· 27d ago

Take a picture of a mirror to show the phone? It might end up being a cool patina.

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RadianrLove1230
RadianrLove1230· 27d ago

Im sorry yall, but im tipsy and have no idea wth im lookin at for 200 Alex please?

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zzil_l6
zzil_l6· 27d ago

Just tipsy?

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S_gtSoggySac
S_gtSoggySac· 28d ago

I carry a pen and sharpie in my back pocket for work. I feel your pain

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6vmjru1rcrb8
6vmjru1rcrb8· 27d ago

This sucks mate. Thank you for also reminding me why I use an EDC bag literally every day. I would have this level of luck otherwise.

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Leading_FlatwoRm1897
Leading_FlatwoRm1897· 27d ago

New ink ??

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CBSnews73
CBSnews73· 28d ago

At least it didn't happen while chewing on the pen, ink in mouth never fun

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